| | Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heardPage 4 of 9 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9) | My now ex after 7 years together...."things have not been right with us lately, so I have purchased a Filipino mail order bride." LOL...That'll cost him...after she has her citizenship.
TRUE story..was a putz...!
I am celebrating my year single with 3 weeks in Jamaica...jokes on him..... | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/7/2008 9:44:45 PM | I got,
I"m not the guy for you. "you dictated to me". This when he told me on the third date, he needed to pace the relationship. Code for "I'm done, right"....
I just read an article about boundaries, and this guy seemed to resent having them made. Specifically, things like buying a movie pass for AFF, then giving me an hour notice to join him. What do guys think of a woman communicating, setting boundaries.etc. I guess I need to find out.
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/8/2008 11:48:27 AM | | My ex went AWOL for over a week. When I caught up with him his breakup line was 'I was hoping that you would finish it so it would hurt you less.' Duh- like what did going AWOL for a week do to me? Another, when asked if he was seeing someone else, he said 'I haven't got time to **** anyone else.' So if he did have time does that mean he would be sleeping with someone else? Yes, they are from the same guy- you know who you are, you spineless git! | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/8/2008 12:32:47 PM | She actually said:
"I'm sorry, I don't even know you. Wh o are you"
Then there was the restraining order
Damn that Madonna! javascript:smilie(' ') | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/8/2008 4:28:09 PM | I have not experience a break up on gf/bf yet,"on break up date" my line is *don'tcall me I'll call you* or I am not into dating right now . But I have heard from others that mostly men's break up lines is they are going back to their ex gf/wife,ouch!!!! | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/8/2008 6:09:56 PM | Yeah Pink,
You got it right. "hearing nothing at all" is the worst.
It shows cowardice and an incapacity to deal with life’s events
It also leaves the recipient wondering “What the F” | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/9/2008 7:04:32 AM | I have heard most of these and some were plain flat out funny.
My favorite is: I think we need a short break from each other.
My all timer is: I need some space. - Usually the end of that sentence is without you in it!
Oh well. People can be so lame. | |
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Posted: 7/26/2012 7:33:10 PM | I tested positive for HIV,according to the health Dept.I am supposed to notify everyone I slept with in the last year to go to their doctor and be checked for HIV .You been notified,Sorry!
Great line for a new ex,best served up over the phone to avoid physical contact and mental meltdown of the person you just served it on. | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/27/2012 12:40:59 PM | from the ex-wife when telling me of her affair
"i love him...we are soulmates...we finish each others sentences."
i mean....how can that be anything but real!!! (they didnt last though....maybe they ran out of converstation...but our pain still strives!!!!!) | |
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Posted: 7/27/2012 5:05:52 PM | A separated woman I met off of PoF..after I healed from my late wife's demise.
I was her emotional shoulder during her divorce.
I helped pick out/gave advise on her new vehicle.
I helped pick out/gave advise on her new furniture.
I gave advise on her new condo she paid for in full.
Then, four months later..I get a text message;
You are so good, so kind, so loving, you are great in bed..but I never experienced dating much being married.
I want to date other men. Sorry. Bye.
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/28/2012 12:05:02 AM | | "I can't thank you enough. You taught me all I needed to know to prepare for marriage (with her)..."by the way, you'll be getting something in the mail. I am applying for a new job. Will give me a good reference? My last employer won't since I absconded with my student.Here is my new phone number. (after running off to elope with her on 24 hrs notice)--not to worry, no reference issued ;) | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/28/2012 8:56:58 AM | I went on one date with a woman on here and we had fun but obviously we were nothing serious. But the father of her kid came back in her life with the "I'm going to counselling" line that abusive guys use to rekindle relationships so she felt she had to break up with me to see if she could make things work with him (he didn't change of course).
Which was fine, we dated only once so I didn't care and we didn't even have a relationship to break up from. But damn it took so LONG for her to dump me and she would not shut up about how horrible she felt, how great I was, how much she liked me, and so on and so forth.
No amount of reassurance would make her stop trying to console me (as if I needed it) so I said "hey, are you done dumping me yet? Because that blonde friend of yours is really cute - can you hook us up?"
...because I'm classy like that. | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/30/2012 10:51:57 PM | what about this:
only sleep with me while you date other men.
and when you find someone who sweeps you off your feet I will let you go.
(how nice of him) | |
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