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 ~SparklingRose~
Joined: 10/20/2008
Msg: 176
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Said to me: "In short...Last Tues. Dr. Phil said we need to break up."

This was after months of separation, and him hemming and hawing for ages with me in the meantime gotten the emotional work done to be totally over it by the time he came to this 'epiphany'... I screamed with laughter - after the stun. LOL
 ikat
Joined: 10/8/2008
Msg: 177
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/8/2008 2:11:35 AM
(after 3 years on/off)

"you're not blonde enough, thin enough or tall enough" (he was 6'4" and I am 5'3")

me "ummm ok fair enough, I was blonde when you met me about about 15kgs thinner but F@#K it, you dumb F&^K, it took you 3 years to work out I wasn't going to grow taller"???!!!
 alcwkat
Joined: 10/27/2008
Msg: 178
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Posted: 11/8/2008 3:43:53 AM
Thought I'd heard 'em all, until 'you stole my shoes'!!

They were in her luggage.
 ast1022
Joined: 10/30/2008
Msg: 179
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/8/2008 10:31:15 AM
In response to the "I love you but I'm not in love with you."

That's how I felt with my ex-fiance. I loved him like he was my best friend, but the spark or chemistry was gone. I didn't feel like we were together even. I actually had to use that line on him...
 lilmissright
Joined: 9/28/2008
Msg: 180
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/8/2008 11:48:27 AM
My ex went AWOL for over a week. When I caught up with him his breakup line was 'I was hoping that you would finish it so it would hurt you less.' Duh- like what did going AWOL for a week do to me? Another, when asked if he was seeing someone else, he said 'I haven't got time to **** anyone else.' So if he did have time does that mean he would be sleeping with someone else? Yes, they are from the same guy- you know who you are, you spineless git!
 Pecator
Joined: 10/27/2007
Msg: 181
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Posted: 11/8/2008 12:32:47 PM
She actually said:

"I'm sorry, I don't even know you. Wh o are you"

Then there was the restraining order

Damn that Madonna! javascript:smilie('')
 Palomar
Joined: 8/31/2008
Msg: 182
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Posted: 11/8/2008 12:58:09 PM
I was hoping that you would finish it so it would hurt you less.

Yes, that's a perennial favorite. It has a sister strategy:

"I think you're planning to break up with me, so I'm dumping you."
 Refinedsillyguy
Joined: 5/4/2008
Msg: 183
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/8/2008 1:44:09 PM
Your too good for me.. I don't derserve it.. But don't go fall in love with a beautiful girl tommorow...

Like how messed is that ahha.
 Vivamia101
Joined: 3/18/2008
Msg: 184
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Posted: 11/8/2008 3:50:20 PM
All it happened way too fast . I did not expect to be that great.

????!!!!!
 pink506
Joined: 1/5/2005
Msg: 185
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Posted: 11/8/2008 4:06:26 PM
Hearing nothing at all
 Vannili
Joined: 7/8/2008
Msg: 186
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Posted: 11/8/2008 4:28:09 PM
I have not experience a break up on gf/bf yet,"on break up date" my line is *don'tcall me I'll call you* or I am not into dating right now . But I have heard from others that mostly men's break up lines is they are going back to their ex gf/wife,ouch!!!!
 Refinedsillyguy
Joined: 5/4/2008
Msg: 187
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/8/2008 4:32:21 PM
Ya hearing nothing at all.
Really sucks.. Cause it leaves you wondering. Not a fun thing..
 Pecator
Joined: 10/27/2007
Msg: 188
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Posted: 11/8/2008 6:09:56 PM
Yeah Pink,

You got it right. "hearing nothing at all" is the worst.

It shows cowardice and an incapacity to deal with life’s events

It also leaves the recipient wondering “What the F”
 **~renegadeoutlaw~**
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 189
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/9/2008 7:04:32 AM
I have heard most of these and some were plain flat out funny.

My favorite is: I think we need a short break from each other.

My all timer is: I need some space. - Usually the end of that sentence is without you in it!

Oh well. People can be so lame.
 lilmissright
Joined: 9/28/2008
Msg: 190
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/10/2008 2:34:16 PM
Never thought of that- a male perspective gives it a whole new slant. He's still a spineles git though lol x
 one big holiday
Joined: 11/5/2008
Msg: 191
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/10/2008 2:42:48 PM
dear baby,

welcome to dumpsville.

population: you.
 Palomar
Joined: 8/31/2008
Msg: 192
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Posted: 11/10/2008 4:58:22 PM
Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies
But we have pretended enough
It's best that we both stop fooling ourselves
Which means ... (Get stuffed!)

--Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber, Evita
 speedbor
Joined: 7/9/2012
Msg: 193
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/26/2012 7:33:10 PM
I tested positive for HIV,according to the health Dept.I am supposed to notify everyone I slept with in the last year to go to their doctor and be checked for HIV .You been notified,Sorry!
Great line for a new ex,best served up over the phone to avoid physical contact and mental meltdown of the person you just served it on.
 justmeNC72
Joined: 12/19/2011
Msg: 194
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/27/2012 12:40:59 PM
from the ex-wife when telling me of her affair

"i love him...we are soulmates...we finish each others sentences."

i mean....how can that be anything but real!!! (they didnt last though....maybe they ran out of converstation...but our pain still strives!!!!!)
 Pingshooter
Joined: 3/15/2009
Msg: 195
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Posted: 7/27/2012 5:05:52 PM
A separated woman I met off of PoF..after I healed from my late wife's demise.

I was her emotional shoulder during her divorce.
I helped pick out/gave advise on her new vehicle.
I helped pick out/gave advise on her new furniture.
I gave advise on her new condo she paid for in full.

Then, four months later..I get a text message;

You are so good, so kind, so loving, you are great in bed..but I never experienced dating much being married.
I want to date other men. Sorry. Bye.


Ow.
 onlydateIF
Joined: 11/15/2011
Msg: 196
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/28/2012 12:05:02 AM
"I can't thank you enough. You taught me all I needed to know to prepare for marriage (with her)..."by the way, you'll be getting something in the mail. I am applying for a new job. Will give me a good reference? My last employer won't since I absconded with my student.Here is my new phone number. (after running off to elope with her on 24 hrs notice)--not to worry, no reference issued ;)
 rockondon
Joined: 2/21/2007
Msg: 197
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Posted: 7/28/2012 8:56:58 AM
I went on one date with a woman on here and we had fun but obviously we were nothing serious. But the father of her kid came back in her life with the "I'm going to counselling" line that abusive guys use to rekindle relationships so she felt she had to break up with me to see if she could make things work with him (he didn't change of course).

Which was fine, we dated only once so I didn't care and we didn't even have a relationship to break up from. But damn it took so LONG for her to dump me and she would not shut up about how horrible she felt, how great I was, how much she liked me, and so on and so forth.

No amount of reassurance would make her stop trying to console me (as if I needed it) so I said "hey, are you done dumping me yet? Because that blonde friend of yours is really cute - can you hook us up?"

...because I'm classy like that.
 TantricJedi
Joined: 2/22/2012
Msg: 198
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/28/2012 9:06:51 AM
A woman told me that her ex boyfriend dumped her because he felt she was not warming up to his dog 'Rapson'
 Patience623
Joined: 2/19/2012
Msg: 199
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Posted: 7/28/2012 8:37:55 PM
-I love you and want to be with you, let's break-up.
-I think I'm falling in love with you, we need to break-up.
-I don't like the way you talk to your parents.
-I want to take a year long canoe trip down the Mississippi and I can't do that if we're together. (Dumped for a canoe!)
-I'm not in love with you anymore.
 22514
Joined: 12/16/2010
Msg: 200
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Posted: 7/29/2012 7:01:46 AM
i,m not happy i want a divorce. so i gave her 1 now i,m happy.
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