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 jb rumda
Joined: 2/6/2010
Msg: 223
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only seven times a day.
 robertaus
Joined: 1/26/2010
Msg: 224
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Posted: 8/22/2012 4:27:37 AM

only seven times a day.


I have taken the liberty to do some mathematical calculations on your claim.Lets say the average wank takes 10 mins.This equals 70mins per day.As we all know there are 24hrs in a day which=1440mins. We need to deduct 8hrs for sleeping.8hrs=480mins. Deduct 480 from 1440 and we come up with 960mins.Now if we calculate that as a percentage it means you are a wanker(by your own admission) for only 0.07% of a day.Mathematics has defied logic.
 jb rumda
Joined: 2/6/2010
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Posted: 8/22/2012 4:54:23 AM
some of us take only 5 min hehe.

I have taken the liberty to do some mathematical calculations on your claim.Lets say the average wank takes 10 mins.This equals 70mins per day.As we all know there are 24hrs in a day which=1440mins. We need to deduct 8hrs for sleeping.8hrs=480mins. Deduct 480 from 1440 and we come up with 960mins.Now if we calculate that as a percentage it means you are a wanker(by your own admission) for only 0.07% of a day.Mathematics has defied logic.

i just saved my self 35 min a day, now i can spend the other 35 min on Plenty of fish.
 BlokeInSydney
Joined: 5/7/2012
Msg: 226
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Posted: 8/22/2012 9:26:01 PM

As for the mass debate issue - I told mine as long as he was in his bedroom or the shower, and not in the lounge or front yard to go for it!

That's gold! You left out not doing it at the dinner table too!
 TheBarkPark
Joined: 8/1/2012
Msg: 227
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Posted: 9/9/2012 1:28:49 PM
We start pretty early with the wan**** in Canada....wha' the hell did I just say?????
 gmiljus
Joined: 5/17/2010
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Posted: 10/24/2012 2:58:12 AM
wanking is every mans favourite pastime....personally i think it should be an olympic sport
 Watermanmax
Joined: 11/3/2011
Msg: 229
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Posted: 11/1/2012 10:41:38 PM
get the kid lube so he doesnt hurt himself
and tissues so he doesnt make mess
and tell him practice makes perfect - anyway he will need to show a partner what he likes one day.
He will appreciate it the confidence boost for the rest of his life
 GuessWhat1964
Joined: 4/15/2012
Msg: 230
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Posted: 11/8/2012 2:10:34 AM
If your kid gets onto POF....he'll never need to wank again :-)
 GuessWhat1964
Joined: 4/15/2012
Msg: 231
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Posted: 11/8/2012 2:17:35 AM
roberaus wrote:


Deduct 480 from 1440 and we come up with 960mins.Now if we calculate that as a percentage it means you are a wanker(by your own admission) for only 0.07% of a day.Mathematics has defied logic.


You forgot to convert the fraction back to a percentage. It actually equalls 7 per cent and not .07 per cent. It's a common primary school error, so don't worry about it. It just means that he is a bigger wanker than what you thought.
 padave66
Joined: 8/14/2010
Msg: 232
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Posted: 11/8/2012 7:26:42 PM
Let me see! Do fish swim!
 tugboatjim
Joined: 5/8/2012
Msg: 233
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Posted: 11/14/2012 6:53:05 PM
Tell him that every time he wanks, God kills a kitten :)
 Hilly02
Joined: 10/7/2011
Msg: 234
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Posted: 11/14/2012 11:13:22 PM
^^^^OMFG......That's not true.....is it?? :-(
 GuessWhat1964
Joined: 4/15/2012
Msg: 235
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Posted: 11/15/2012 2:04:42 AM
I can't believe that a post about wanking has made it to 10 pages.

What a bunch of wankas
 Duchess68
Joined: 11/13/2012
Msg: 236
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Posted: 11/18/2012 2:02:56 AM
Feed him sweet foods, it improves the taste ;)

As for deep throating, wait until the last minute and go right down and you'll miss most of the taste, personally I don't mind it.

Not heard of snowballing but interesting thought, don't see the big deal guys, you probably kiss your woman after being down on her so what's the big difference?

Loving the forums and replies, thanks for the giggle.
 tensail
Joined: 10/15/2009
Msg: 237
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Posted: 11/19/2012 7:12:42 PM
ask his dad.............
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 SensibleMischief1
Joined: 11/27/2012
Msg: 238
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Posted: 12/2/2012 7:15:33 PM
as one wanker to another its not just men who wank gez since when has wanking been a male only activity?
 2FunCoco
Joined: 5/26/2011
Msg: 239
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Posted: 12/4/2012 9:20:16 AM
From America I didn't know what wanking was but when I realized it was ___. I was laughing big time! Love it! Yes, boys, men, and priests wank it. LOL> The word of the day is "wank" and this forum started it! LOL. Another word, do NOT change his sheets in the morning, umm, night either. On second thought, make him do his own bedding!
 Anton0133
Joined: 11/25/2012
Msg: 240
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Posted: 12/4/2012 3:54:39 PM
If it was not for wanking I'd have no sex life at all for the last 10yrs.
 truckergonewild
Joined: 9/22/2011
Msg: 242
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Posted: 12/15/2012 4:54:55 PM
Too right, be a liar if i said no, and yes, woman do also wank, and us blokes also wank a woman when we go down on a chew

You can get it jumpin'
You can get it pumpin'
You can get it pressin' a suit
A hard earnedFat needs a big warm hand
And the best warm hand is yours
A LONG ERECT STIFFY
You can get it liftin'
You can get it shiftin'
You can get it any old how
Matter o' fact, I got it in my hand now
 ozquofan
Joined: 4/12/2009
Msg: 243
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Posted: 12/15/2012 9:43:29 PM
that was 40 seconds ice.........did it the other day and held on to long,nearly shot myself in the eye
 SwanLake73
Joined: 4/22/2012
Msg: 245
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Posted: 12/17/2012 12:55:23 AM
I used to have a Pajero.. and when it blew the clutch i got another...... really needed a replacement..
Now I own a Legend...
.. *grins love my Legend.. its sex on wheels.. so no need for the pajero

oh Imma gonna stop now
 bigfella51
Joined: 5/13/2011
Msg: 246
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Posted: 12/26/2012 12:48:07 AM
Hello mmachelle,
Depends how old your son is.But when i was a younger man about 11 yrs old ,my father took me away for a father/son overnight camp to the Jenolan Caves for a day together and some time spent getting to know about the birds and the bees.Back in those days my Parents were not too experienced in the facts of life,and how ot tell it.He said to me, dont put your sausage into a girl.Boy how times have changed.Now at 12 years old they are becoming fathers.Maybe yuo have a friend who is a father who could talk to the boy in a manly manner ,but not embarress your son.But stress to him that there will come a time when he will feel aroused in the company of a young lady, and he will develop feelings and desires for her,that will need to be kept under control.In other times , he will want to masturebate, to release his built up Sperm.Or as they say-get the water off his chest.!!
But as you go through life ,there are times when you will need to father a child-or more.Or have a very active sex life with her or his chosen partner/wife. Then when you are about 60 plus-like me, you can't even get an erection, anymore. but the thoughts are still there.
 rockhardwoody
Joined: 12/20/2012
Msg: 247
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Posted: 12/27/2012 9:14:52 PM
i'd tell him to consider bigfella. tell him to take a good hard look and let him know that if he wanks too much or puts his "sausage" where it doesn't belong, he will turn out like bigfella. hardy har har.
 dropbear62
Joined: 10/19/2012
Msg: 248
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Posted: 12/29/2012 9:42:50 PM
u could always get a catholic priest to give him advice , i heard there pretty good at it
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