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 SMP_0712
Joined: 5/7/2012
Msg: 26
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Mine once was - Cocaine... Because it's cheaper than sniffing gasoline.
 The_Big_Slim
Joined: 5/11/2011
Msg: 27
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Posted: 8/7/2012 9:50:23 PM
At the moment, I am using "I got a Dig Bick" ...... with any luck they will re-read the headline and get a chuckle.
 liveonearth2013
Joined: 7/28/2012
Msg: 28
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Posted: 8/8/2012 5:17:03 PM
"I'm not schizophrenic and neither am I."
 HaydenFan
Joined: 10/19/2011
Msg: 29
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:17:00 AM
'yes, these are bugle boy jeans'

'The Zombies Are Coming: Choose Wisely'

Some of my best work is right there lol.
 B-Boop1
Joined: 5/28/2009
Msg: 30
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:25:51 PM
Love it ... Awsome question ....genius ! I laughed out loud ;)
 B-Boop1
Joined: 5/28/2009
Msg: 31
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:31:26 PM
Does spooning tun into forking ? Almost always ;)
 hadzenough
Joined: 7/11/2012
Msg: 32
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Posted: 8/10/2012 3:41:00 PM
It was easier finding Jesus ☺
 pottz2009
Joined: 8/11/2012
Msg: 33
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Posted: 8/14/2012 7:53:33 PM
one chick i seen had the headline " I collect KFC refresher towels " i thought that was gold.
 SkidvonArk
Joined: 12/28/2011
Msg: 34
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Posted: 3/11/2013 12:12:56 PM
I thought I was being original with my zombie headline *rolls eyes*
 Daniel23x
Joined: 3/14/2013
Msg: 35
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Posted: 3/24/2013 8:24:28 PM
Ask me about my weeeeeeeenah
Full on rapist
 Daniel23x
Joined: 3/14/2013
Msg: 36
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Posted: 3/24/2013 8:26:30 PM
Oh and...
My parents are closely related
 fieryredhead77
Joined: 12/17/2012
Msg: 37
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Posted: 3/28/2013 12:58:34 PM
I have a friend whose intro is, "Why skinny dip when you can chunky dunk?"
 HelloVelo
Joined: 4/19/2013
Msg: 38
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Posted: 5/22/2013 10:40:12 AM
"Looking for our other third"

put that one out there for while as a joke.
 Bebedeleau
Joined: 2/25/2013
Msg: 39
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Posted: 4/17/2014 9:25:14 AM
Saw this today and thought it was stupid, but then it had the after efect of making me laugh:

Looking for the cashew in the pile of nuts
 Cat*Eyes
Joined: 9/13/2006
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Posted: 5/10/2014 12:57:40 AM
On AOL news there was a headline that said "the mite is the fastest animal on earth, faster than a Cheetah"
The mite is not an animal.
 Cat*Eyes
Joined: 9/13/2006
Msg: 41
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Posted: 5/10/2014 1:31:26 AM
These were not headlines, but quotes in their profile, that I found funny.
One guy said "it is cheaper to take out his hand than a woman".
Another guy said, "he has not been in a relationship for years" and then he says " He has sex with his hand but they are not in a relationshiip, just good friends"
 IgorFrankensteen
Joined: 6/29/2009
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Posted: 5/10/2014 5:42:38 AM

The mite is not an animal.


I know this is just for fun, but...'animal' just means that the critter moves by it's own volition, and doesn't grow the way plants do. Mites are animals, but not mammals. So the Cheetah 'might' still be the fastest mammal, just not the fastest animal.

I wont go into the alternate meanings of "fast." Lots of joke potential there, though.
 drivingharmony2
Joined: 3/22/2014
Msg: 43
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Posted: 5/18/2014 11:22:11 AM

Wanted: The Female version of Me



^^^^I came across this headline a few minutes ago.....and my first thought....Ewwwww, it's a bit incestuous don't you think?? I know what the guy meant, but it just sounds so wrong! hahahahah!
 gon68
Joined: 12/3/2013
Msg: 44
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Posted: 7/9/2014 12:51:28 PM
Bahahahahah Here, because im not all there.... kinda like "If a nail takes out another nail... what if I prefer to screw?"
 ClooneysTutor
Joined: 3/30/2014
Msg: 45
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Posted: 7/20/2014 12:19:31 PM
Mine...

I learned a lot of things on the way to 500.
 sexandthepof
Joined: 10/1/2012
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Posted: 8/9/2014 5:36:20 PM
"You show me yours, I'll show you mine"
 Etritonakin
Joined: 7/10/2014
Msg: 47
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Posted: 8/15/2014 10:49:34 PM
I was using "Fully domesticated male!" for a while.

Thought this might be about newspaper headlines at first.....
I read something in the paper today about a group of neighbors banding together against other neighbors who did not remove their dogs' droppings from lawns when they walked them.

It was described as a "grassroots movement" -true story
 holby
Joined: 7/7/2012
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Posted: 12/17/2014 8:13:32 PM
Man killed by road
Police have arrested
The M25
 uhha68
Joined: 9/18/2011
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Posted: 1/28/2015 8:06:39 PM
Sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't
 uhha68
Joined: 9/18/2011
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Posted: 1/28/2015 8:07:29 PM
Sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't
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