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 Etritonakin
Joined: 7/10/2014
Msg: 47
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I was using "Fully domesticated male!" for a while.

Thought this might be about newspaper headlines at first.....
I read something in the paper today about a group of neighbors banding together against other neighbors who did not remove their dogs' droppings from lawns when they walked them.

It was described as a "grassroots movement" -true story
 holby
Joined: 7/7/2012
Msg: 48
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Posted: 12/17/2014 8:13:32 PM
Man killed by road
Police have arrested
The M25
 uhha68
Joined: 9/18/2011
Msg: 49
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Posted: 1/28/2015 8:06:39 PM
Sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't
 uhha68
Joined: 9/18/2011
Msg: 50
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Posted: 1/28/2015 8:07:29 PM
Sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't
 Whatsamattababy
Joined: 2/17/2015
Msg: 51
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Posted: 2/21/2015 4:56:09 PM
"Plays well with self."
 Dee4166
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 52
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Posted: 2/28/2015 10:57:43 AM
Mine currently is:


Looking for a man who thinks my snoring is cute....
 Cycling99
Joined: 12/14/2014
Msg: 53
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Posted: 4/29/2015 1:56:42 PM
My current one "No make-up, nice and normal?! Just me?! " But I am digging the "click here to download boyfriend."
 bucsgirl
Joined: 5/13/2006
Msg: 54
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Posted: 5/6/2015 2:49:04 PM
I have a new profile headline, but that's it.......creative button is stuck....anyway the headline is "Stuck at the Short Bus Stop". Any ideas are welcome for content.........

Oh and to be a pest, where do you guys find the..whatever they're called...the emoticons?? They used to have a little green jumpy guy....that one made me giggle.
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Posted: 5/18/2015 4:06:47 AM
I loved the green jumpy guy.

My headline might be a little funny - "I talk to myself. Shut up, I'm typing here"
 Nosunlightsinging
Joined: 6/4/2015
Msg: 56
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Posted: 6/23/2015 4:56:47 PM
Zombie (n) A man who loves you only for your brains
 thebomb1971
Joined: 6/22/2005
Msg: 57
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Posted: 7/12/2015 7:59:59 AM
I change mine sometimes but it used to read:

POF? It's better than the bar! Cheaper too.

It also once read:
[\quote]POF: The singles bar of the modern age.
 thebomb1971
Joined: 6/22/2005
Msg: 58
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Posted: 7/12/2015 8:05:21 AM

I change mine sometimes but it used to read:


POF? It's better than the bar! Cheaper too.[\quote]

It also once read:

POF: The singles bar of the modern age.[\quote]
[\quote]
I just thought of one!

POF: The demise of the once thriving singles bar.[\quote]
 thebomb1971
Joined: 6/22/2005
Msg: 59
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Posted: 7/12/2015 8:08:30 AM
Here's another:

And you thought THIS was safe?[\quote]
 Peas_
Joined: 5/2/2015
Msg: 60
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Posted: 7/12/2015 8:01:35 PM
^^^^your ending backslashes are going the wrong way.

Green jumpy guy?



Sign Here: _____________________x
 thebomb1971
Joined: 6/22/2005
Msg: 61
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Posted: 7/13/2015 6:53:03 AM
how's this one:
I'm moving from Arizona to Florida so...

If you get used to my accent I'll get used to yours.
 poforumguy
Joined: 8/13/2015
Msg: 62
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Posted: 8/18/2015 7:24:47 PM
“All My Ex’s Are in Texas” Is mine right now, but I just thought of “All My Ex’s Are on POF, HI! (insert name)"
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Posted: 9/19/2015 11:18:54 AM
Just saw this one - "I'm a lady...who sometimes farts"

Loved it. Gave me a laugh.


And then saw this - "im done trying, a woman shouldnt have to try"

Oh really. Sad.
 d2d42
Joined: 6/25/2015
Msg: 64
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Posted: 10/10/2015 6:52:39 PM
Female Profile headline: WIPES FRONT TO BACK.....
The rest of her profile is just hilarious.
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Posted: 11/7/2015 6:26:29 PM
Just saw this one on a woman's profile: "Am I not good enough for any you? REALLY?"
 Inicia
Joined: 10/11/2018
Msg: 66
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Posted: 2/18/2019 2:51:01 PM
Hey resurrect old topic Some of these are really funny And I'm amazed looking at this I got an honorable mention !With my headline back in 2012
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