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 AceOfSpace
Joined: 5/28/2007
Msg: 76
Best/Worst part of kissingPage 5 of 5    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
Best: channelling divine love with exquisite tenderness, both giving and receiving

Light contact, heavy pressure, and every nuance in between, when a kiss is a prayer there is nothing that can compare!

Worst: hoping for that and not getting it
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 77
Best/Worst part of kissing
Posted: 8/11/2008 1:47:31 PM
Best:
Kissing babies whenever I’m running for office.


Worst:
Having to kiss that mackerel-breath King Olaf from Norway in the reception line whenever I’m attending state dinners in Scandinavia.
 AceOfSpace
Joined: 5/28/2007
Msg: 78
Best/Worst part of kissing
Posted: 8/11/2008 1:56:25 PM
Yeah, well when you're the Minister of Manliness you have to take the bad with the good I guess.

You did say "babes," right?
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 79
Best/Worst part of kissing
Posted: 8/11/2008 2:02:14 PM
I hereby appoint AceOfSpace as my stand in at all Scandinavian EuroDude-kissing reception lines. My advice before you get started is to slip old Ollie an Altoid, and good luck.

Kissing babes? Naw, kissing babes will get you run out of office. Just ask John Edwards...

 AceOfSpace
Joined: 5/28/2007
Msg: 82
Best/Worst part of kissing
Posted: 8/11/2008 6:12:13 PM
Sock, surely you jest! I couldn't possibly take your place in that most excellent exercise of your illustrious office! I am utterly unqualified and unworthy of such a nomination.

If it's all the same to you, I'll just have to content myself with my servile role of kissing the babes instead. Humble though my lot may be, I will do my utmost to bear it manfully--knowing that it is the least I can do to show my support for your benificent administration. Yes, I will continue to do my part to preserve the sanctity of your reputation and that of your office, without thought of further recognition or reward, humbly, and with gratitude.

However, I will always appreciate the gesture. It is nice to know that, ephemral though they might seem, such accomplishments as I have are sometimes recognized. Thank you.

I might have suggested Bob as a superior candidate--if your duties really do have you spread too thinly amongst your avid throng. However, Bob's portfolio is currently packed with Mormons if I'm not mistaken. Perhaps he has a cousin who might serve?

Trix, far be it from me to probe too deeply, but wouldn't it be more effective to come at the spleen from the other direction? Whoever kissed you like that must have been thoroughly misguided--to say the least.
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 83
Best/Worst part of kissing
Posted: 8/11/2008 6:44:30 PM

Sock, surely you jest! I couldn't possibly take your place in that most excellent exercise of your illustrious office! I am utterly unqualified and unworthy of such a nomination. Humble though my lot may be, I will do my utmost to bear it manfully--knowing that it is the least I can do to show my support for your benificent administration. Yes, I will continue to do my part to preserve the sanctity of your reputation and that of your office, without thought of further recognition or reward, humbly, and with gratitude.


Best: When your loyal subjects shamelessly pander to you and won’t quit kissing your ass. (Okay, Ace, you are off the hook if you can get Bob to go kiss King Olaf. I’d say you have a sporting chance…)

Worst: When the skirt wakes up from the 4th or 5th tequila shot you snuck into her wine cooler and realizes she has found “a foreign and unknown tongue flailing helplessly around her uvula”, and you realize that next she is going to demand you unlock your car doors and let her out.
 AceOfSpace
Joined: 5/28/2007
Msg: 84
Best/Worst part of kissing
Posted: 8/11/2008 9:08:32 PM
Best: When the big boss thinks you're kissing it when really you've been kicking it all along. Few things in life are more fun than sticking it to the man!

Worst: I just hate it when I've almost got that spleen, and urk, she gags.
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 87
Best/Worst part of kissing
Posted: 8/12/2008 12:22:56 AM

Best: When the kissing goes south


Goldie is 5'-9"... so I would automatically have to START south...
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 89
Best/Worst part of kissing
Posted: 8/12/2008 10:03:17 AM
^^^ True... but in my fantasies, you're wearing six inch heels...
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 92
Best/Worst part of kissing
Posted: 8/12/2008 2:49:49 PM
Pffft.... Kissing me would make her weak in the knees anyway...
 Haplucky4
Joined: 4/9/2007
Msg: 98
Best/Worst part of kissing
Posted: 1/20/2009 11:50:20 PM
A North/South lip lock of such magnitude that your denture adhesive fails, which causes her eyes to cross and provides an uncharateristic set of teeth to an orifice that normal only displays it's gums. ~ ~
 o4
Joined: 4/7/2007
Msg: 104
Best/Worst part of kissing
Posted: 3/19/2009 10:52:15 PM
Best: That euphoric moment of touch that sends shivers all throughout your body.
Worst: Realizing that you're yet again stuck to the frozen light post.
 crazy4mars
Joined: 2/9/2009
Msg: 106
Best/Worst part of kissing
Posted: 3/22/2009 12:53:37 PM
Best: hot, steamy, passionate
Worst: dddrrrooooollllll.....
 pwa3
Joined: 1/8/2009
Msg: 109
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Best/Worst part of kissing
Posted: 3/23/2009 10:16:05 AM
the best part of kissing is when i'm involved and there is another person there as well. the worst part is when it just me and an orange
 RazorRamone3
Joined: 1/29/2009
Msg: 110
Best/Worst part of kissing
Posted: 3/26/2009 12:46:48 AM
Best part is when u kiss a woman with red luscious moist lips.
Worst part is kissing a womam with thin dry lips.

 RazorRamone3
Joined: 1/29/2009
Msg: 112
Best/Worst part of kissing
Posted: 3/26/2009 1:02:07 PM
Wild bill,u are right. Cigarette and garlic breath are some of the worst parts of kissing!!

Cherry breath,is a good kiss!




 867love
Joined: 3/16/2006
Msg: 116
Best/Worst part of kissing
Posted: 3/31/2009 1:25:48 PM
the best part about kissing is smooching for hours at a time. (what? -just the thought of someone elses spit is gross ) -then wondering why its sooooooo awsome to have our tongues dancing with each other, feel our breath and warmth as we embrace...
-remembering back when we just got our drivers licenses, nervously taking our dates to a secluded spot to be alone, parked in our parents barge sized sedans with the radio on and smooching, all night -(well until curfew) than taking her home, -holding hands and kissing at every red light -as not to waste a second of time that could be used for closeness. smooching on her doorstep for another 45 minutes, then calling and planning the next time we could get together and share more kisses, maybe a few hickeys -hey we were kids, hickeys were cool in high school...
-wonder why we never see adults parked at lovers lane? -too bad
 mamasboy069
Joined: 11/6/2012
Msg: 117
Best/Worst part of kissing
Posted: 3/25/2013 7:38:11 AM
haven a good teacher in the beginning

bad part ..............dont kiss afta drenken,eatin,or mornen breath eeeuw









love ma like a man
april love springtime fever
 Hoopsfan68
Joined: 2/17/2013
Msg: 118
Best/Worst part of kissing
Posted: 3/25/2013 5:12:10 PM
Best kiss: Strength of lips meeting, touching. I love a lot of lip action and of course, long, wet, slow, deep kissing is a must, but it all starts with the lips. Lower lip, upper lip, slightly open, soft yet firm. Go for hours and then some!
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Worst kiss: way to much saliva....and when someone has had too much garlic or onions....(stuff gets into your digestive track) and when someone has their tongue on "spinning cycle" YUCK....
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