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 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 116
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Wake up in the morning and fart an 8 note tune spanning at least two octaves.
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 119
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Posted: 8/15/2008 12:02:32 PM
^^^ Naw... it's done to remind them to leave...
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 121
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Posted: 9/2/2008 6:43:39 PM
Reminds me of the laying carpet thread.
 OldFolkie
Joined: 6/8/2008
Msg: 122
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Posted: 9/2/2008 6:43:51 PM
Don't be so harsh, Sterling! You women don't usually come with an Owner's Manual, so having the instructions written down for us is a good thing! Assuming you don't mind your lovemaking with the light on.
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 124
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Posted: 9/2/2008 6:51:50 PM
Old Fokie... Learn to read Braille...
 OldFolkie
Joined: 6/8/2008
Msg: 125
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Posted: 9/2/2008 6:55:51 PM
Ah yes, Braille...silly me! But since that might take a few months to master, I do in fact own a flashlight....AND I know how to use it!
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 126
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Posted: 9/2/2008 6:57:58 PM
That's the spirit!!!
 OldFolkie
Joined: 6/8/2008
Msg: 128
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Posted: 9/2/2008 7:09:50 PM
Ummmm....all of you ladies keep telling us that size doesn't matter! But....I could buy a bigger one, I suppose.
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 129
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Posted: 9/2/2008 7:14:13 PM
Wouldn't that depend on where you're going to... um... use it?

OT... Handle their "flashlight".
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 131
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Posted: 9/2/2008 7:41:20 PM
Step 1: Memorize the manual
Step 2: If you start hearing "verbal instructions" stuff a flashlight or something else of suitable length and girth in the offending orifice.
 OldFolkie
Joined: 6/8/2008
Msg: 132
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Posted: 9/2/2008 8:05:32 PM
Focusing I can do. As an archaeologist I truly enjoyed closely examining the fine details and textures of the artifacts needing attention and study. A careful, gentle , even sometimes tender touch is needed to reveal all of the artifact's intrinsic treasures.

I often hear "voices". I'm told that this is usually not a good thing. But if the voices are offering helpful advice for the lovelorn, who am I to ignore them?
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 133
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Posted: 9/2/2008 8:06:51 PM
^^^ I like his style...
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 134
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Posted: 9/3/2008 10:00:00 AM
^^^ No class...
<<< Double Windsor man here...
 JadeMuse
Joined: 11/3/2007
Msg: 135
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Posted: 9/3/2008 11:47:06 AM
^^^^Pssst! Pete!
To retain class one must retain one's shirt to go with the tie!
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 136
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Posted: 9/3/2008 11:57:47 AM
I've got no problem with shirts or ties... it's those damned BUTTONS ...
 AceOfSpace
Joined: 5/28/2007
Msg: 139
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Posted: 12/9/2008 1:00:58 PM
Stay healthy and clean
Dress appropriately
Maintain the car and other tools and machinery
Grow food
Repair the house
Manage the investments
Encourage the children
Appreciate his partner
Kiss, massage, cuddle, romp
Build friendships
Participate in the community
Contribute to the world
Love his work
Look after his elders

Women should know these things too!
 Sirens Call
Joined: 7/29/2007
Msg: 141
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Posted: 12/9/2008 5:05:42 PM
(Breathlessly)I think a man should do what ever he wishes. However he wishes, whenever he wishes. I am here to serve. I want my man to understand that I'm just a woman and hope he would be considerate of my widdle fits of pique when I break a nail, but poo poo those nasty lil' feminists. They don't even know how to pluck their eyebrows and cook a souffle at the same time! Can you imagine? It's like...why does a woman need a Piaget watch when there's a perfectly good clock on the stove?!!

Silly me.

giggle
 o4
Joined: 4/7/2007
Msg: 142
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Posted: 12/9/2008 5:29:38 PM
some of us know each other quite well

or maybe we might say "tooooooo well!"?
 OldFolkie
Joined: 6/8/2008
Msg: 143
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Posted: 12/9/2008 5:47:24 PM
Odd...I couldn't find a recipe on-line for the Plucked Eyebrow Souffle....Does it have a French name?

Enquiring minds want to know....
 OldFolkie
Joined: 6/8/2008
Msg: 144
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Posted: 12/9/2008 5:56:55 PM
Aha! Merci, mon ami!

Now to find the tweezers and the souffle pan. I know it's here somewhere!

Laissez les bon temp rouler!
 o4
Joined: 4/7/2007
Msg: 146
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Posted: 12/9/2008 6:15:52 PM
Men should know how to enjoy and appreciate a woman's attention well.

How does that song go again? ...Funny, I used to know it.....um it's been too long....can we hum a few bars?


What happens off POF STAYS off POF...

Unless of course the photos end up on another poodle's profile!
 OldFolkie
Joined: 6/8/2008
Msg: 147
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Posted: 12/9/2008 6:29:05 PM
Sure....give in on one tiny little detail to a woman, and the next thing you know they start making unreseasonable demands!


 AceOfSpace
Joined: 5/28/2007
Msg: 148
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Posted: 12/10/2008 9:05:42 AM
It's better to be funny than to be right.
 dharmadude
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 150
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Posted: 12/11/2008 12:07:54 AM
Let me guess. Pay attention, listen, enjoy your woman. Oh ya, and laugh...often.
 OamZ
Joined: 9/20/2011
Msg: 152
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Posted: 9/28/2011 2:54:26 PM
Write a good profile in my case..... probly a name change.....lmao



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