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 ...Sam...
Joined: 6/22/2008
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Grab your coat! I have a knife... jks of course :p
 VVendy
Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 3
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Posted: 8/5/2008 9:26:19 PM
Only ones a guy has said to me

if you don't give me your number I will go home and cry

you look soo soft and sweet you must be the ginger bread man's sister

Why don't you have any kids Ms Wendy? I have not found the right guy to be the father. My Dad's always right (I'm sure this counts his dad was right there)

if i say you have a kissable mouth will you hold it against me

ouch! what's wrong? I just got hit by cupid.
 sassy76teels
Joined: 1/17/2007
Msg: 4
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Posted: 8/5/2008 9:32:13 PM
thats hilarious!
 jeffbfun
Joined: 7/12/2008
Msg: 5
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Posted: 8/6/2008 4:56:13 AM
wow grab you r coat was so funny
 VVendy
Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 6
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Posted: 8/6/2008 6:18:40 PM
i came all the way over here because i had to see your eyes up close wow they are beautiful can i have them for my kids?
 arwen52
Joined: 3/13/2008
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Posted: 8/6/2008 6:29:08 PM
This isn't exactly a funny pickup line, but I accidentally discovered a cool tactic for starting a conversation with a guy and I think it's kind of amusing.

I was contacted via email by a guy who was playing Mozart in the play Amadeus and he needed coaching on how to pronounce some lines in Italian. We agreed to meet at a coffeehouse and just before I arrived I realized I had no idea what he looked like and he hadn't asked what I looked like. Was he 20? 50? Tall? Short? All I knew was that he was a guy and I assumed he'd be carrying something i.e. the script and a recording device. I stood around the coffeehouse with my Italian dictionary clearly visible, looking for an unaccompanied guy. Finally, a really cute young guy with a bookbag entered. I walked up to him and in Italian I asked, "Excuse me, but are you looking for a woman who speaks Italian?" Startled, he asked, "What? I'm sorry, I don't understand." I apologized. "I'm looking for someone who is looking for an Italian speaking woman and I forgot to ask what they look like, I have no idea." He began to ask me why and we talked for ten minutes. Finally, the guy I was looking for did arrive but I thought, wow, what a gimmick! I could do this any time I saw a cute guy with whom I wanted to start a conversation!
 realmanwc24
Joined: 7/30/2007
Msg: 8
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Posted: 8/6/2008 7:19:26 PM
i've never used much of one, except being straight forward and saying, "well, i am not one for using pick up lines, so, i say we should start talking soon, otherwise we may miss what could be the best oppritunity.....or the worst if you tell me to go away"
and i say it with a smile, i usually get smile at the least...smiles are good enough for me even if they turn me down...what can i say i am somewhat kind hearted
 VVendy
Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 9
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Posted: 8/6/2008 8:00:01 PM
can i touch you? why? I just want to believe my eyes
 spenn
Joined: 3/13/2008
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Posted: 8/6/2008 9:47:38 PM
Are those astronaut pants that you are wearing? Because your ass is out of this world. hahahahaha
 hatsoff08
Joined: 7/27/2008
Msg: 11
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Posted: 8/8/2008 7:40:24 AM
Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
 camellia ga
Joined: 4/4/2008
Msg: 12
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Posted: 8/8/2008 8:21:01 PM
funny ........................
 fishgauthier
Joined: 7/22/2008
Msg: 13
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Posted: 8/8/2008 9:00:48 PM
i almost peed in my pants on that one. too funny
 IGiveUpLemmeOuttaHere
Joined: 12/24/2007
Msg: 14
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Posted: 8/8/2008 11:03:32 PM
You're so pretty, I wouldn't mind sharing my dentures with you the rest of my life.
Works really good at those assisted living homes.
 SlySkyS
Joined: 4/17/2007
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Posted: 8/9/2008 12:05:55 AM
@ VVendy

"if i say you have a kissable mouth will you hold it against me"

I love that one!!! lol...
 4x4+geek
Joined: 4/7/2007
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Posted: 8/9/2008 8:49:58 AM
I say #13 is, so-far, the best. Hilarious!
 VVendy
Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 17
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Posted: 8/9/2008 9:20:34 AM
I like the humor forums the best laughs ever. Pick up lines are a good suject. post 13 is funny as long as it is not me the guy is talking to. Creepy funny lines are not funny until the guy / girl is away from you or on tv.
example of lines that are ok kind of bluh from some guys

I've been watching you
You smell nice
you remined me of my mother


Now they turn funny and creepy...

If the guy's got a van with servalence eqipment
If the guy it way too close to you in a simi empty room
If the guy last name is Bates
 A_s_s_hole
Joined: 5/27/2008
Msg: 18
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Posted: 8/9/2008 12:08:34 PM
"the only reason I would through you out of bed would be to fcuk you on the floor."

Was uttered to me once
 VVendy
Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 19
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Posted: 8/9/2008 2:54:11 PM
I had a friend that I would flirt with at school for the fun of it he was gay so it was not to start anything it was just our way of saying hi. Ones that I said to him.
Your pants are too bad come here so I can spank them.
You look good poppy but now you look fa bu where did that butt come from
Please pass me my sunglasses your smile is just too bright
If looks were money you'd be the whole buck 25
Lets dance diva I know you have more moves then a fat boy with the runs
Ay Poppy do a spin let me see all your delicious self
I'm not a guy but if I were I'd be bi for you
 Dianna Loves Life
Joined: 5/29/2008
Msg: 20
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Posted: 8/10/2008 11:34:29 AM
Recently, a friend introduced me to a guy, we didn't have too much interraction , but that still didn't stop him from coming up to me at the end of the night and saying:
So babe, are you ready to go? Because I'm taking you home tonite!
Really....naw, he didn't!
 VVendy
Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 21
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Posted: 8/10/2008 2:04:19 PM
Things my friend said to me instead of hi

Ay Mommy! you look so good in those pants you are making me think straight
What did you go and put a dress like that on! you make all other girls here look like refuges
Mommy if you could close your eyes other girls would have a chance they are too pretty.
I can't remember them all but I do remember they all made me laugh
 ~sierraleonme~
Joined: 8/2/2008
Msg: 22
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Posted: 8/10/2008 2:44:41 PM
Best one I have heard is "I can see the faces of my unborn children in your eyes."
Or even better still is : wow- your bf cheated that is dispicable behaviour."
Sierra ~
 moore81
Joined: 2/8/2008
Msg: 23
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Posted: 8/10/2008 2:50:18 PM
best one I know is:
"You've got 3 holes, cover the 2 you don't want me to stick this in"
 VVendy
Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 24
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Posted: 8/10/2008 4:41:44 PM
Useing the voice of Mae West i could squint and take a long look starting at the foot pausing once then up to the eyes and say, "You could be had mm hm and you'd love it." if I had the guts
 sugarstwisted9
Joined: 11/21/2007
Msg: 25
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Posted: 8/11/2008 1:35:30 PM
"Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?"




*wink*
 A_s_s_hole
Joined: 5/27/2008
Msg: 26
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Posted: 8/11/2008 8:00:18 PM
You could soooo have me!
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