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 Kickn1Back™
Joined: 4/5/2005
Msg: 1
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Sitting in a tractor all day driving around in circles gives ya lots of time to think. So here was my thoughts today. Anyhow, I have dated a couple women that would get mad when I got home from work to take a shower, they didn't want me to take one. Instead they wanted to give me a BJ. Personally, I would think that they would like this more if I was all clean and freshly scrubbed with and S.O.S. pad but, NO!! I finally asked and I was told that they love that smell. WTF is up with that?
 mainegrad
Joined: 3/30/2005
Msg: 2
Sweaty Smelly Nuts........
Posted: 6/13/2005 9:07:07 PM
Perhaps this phenomena can best be described with the lyrics from Chef on South Park

Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Get some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...
 Kickn1Back™
Joined: 4/5/2005
Msg: 3
Sweaty Smelly Nuts........
Posted: 6/13/2005 9:11:05 PM
LOL, I love that song!!!
 krayon
Joined: 5/12/2005
Msg: 4
Sweaty Smelly Nuts........
Posted: 6/13/2005 9:31:34 PM
blonde n kickin... now, there's a combo
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 5
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Posted: 6/13/2005 9:43:40 PM
Kickn.....

Nice to see you on here again old buddy......

Need to ask you though why you would worry? If some good lucking hunk of woman wants to do us dirty or clean.....who are we to disagree????....lmao

Personally guy......I would like to come home to that special sexy woman with SD in her heart that wants have me no matter what, where, or how.....thinks that is called a true relationship and damn....I look forward to that....

I always want to be clean, but that is more up to her then me....smiles
 krayon
Joined: 5/12/2005
Msg: 6
Sweaty Smelly Nuts........
Posted: 6/13/2005 10:09:29 PM
@ blonde,

Can I have kickin... so he can take a shower first. And, you take Deacon?

Da boyz have no choice. It's our way or the highway.
 Kickn1Back™
Joined: 4/5/2005
Msg: 7
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Posted: 6/13/2005 10:16:15 PM
Hey Deacon!!!

Aww come one, don't tell me that I date strange women!! I am serious here. I won't tell ya about the one little gal I dated that couldn't smell tho.
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 8
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Posted: 6/13/2005 10:25:21 PM
Kickn....

Never would tell you that you date strange women....lmao.....maybe women date us strange cowboys at times....lol

Come on guy.....tell me about the little gal that couldn't smell......wants to hear that one

Thinks we are getting passed around here Kickn.....is that for not taking a shower or taking one?????
 Kickn1Back™
Joined: 4/5/2005
Msg: 9
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Posted: 6/13/2005 10:26:00 PM

I could spend hours down there just playing with my man's hair and balls


^^^SEEEE, that is what they would do!! I had one gal that loved to go to sleep with her head on my belly sniffin my nuts.
 krayon
Joined: 5/12/2005
Msg: 10
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Posted: 6/13/2005 10:26:28 PM
@ blonde,

Okeydokey... if you insist.

But...listen.. psssssssssttt ... If this thead becomes public knowledge, I was never here... ki? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
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Posted: 6/13/2005 10:28:29 PM
Well damn kick.......

I had one gal that loved to sleep on my nuts and smell my belly.....do I have this all wrong then????....lmao
 krayon
Joined: 5/12/2005
Msg: 12
Sweaty Smelly Nuts........
Posted: 6/13/2005 10:39:08 PM
@ blonde,

I respectfully defer to your state of arousal and with my blessings, I shall now bestow upon you, Queen supreme and both of the boyz are now yours to do your bidding.

I shall mount my horse and ride the shoreline to find my True North. ....


Where is that damn man I yearn for???


Oh... there he be... on the horizon... riding towards me.....
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 13
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Posted: 6/13/2005 11:19:45 PM
LOL.....Lin....

The question is hon.....can you breathe through your ears????.....lmao....wait...or is that me that needs to do that?????

Am all showered and clean....wonders if that is ok or not????...lol...
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 14
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Posted: 6/13/2005 11:24:27 PM
Blonde....

Dumb????....How so and what is ok??.....maybe I am the blonde one here????
 krayon
Joined: 5/12/2005
Msg: 15
Sweaty Smelly Nuts........
Posted: 6/13/2005 11:31:47 PM
@ country,
You go get em girfriend! low cal midnight snack


@deacon,
I think blonde meant her response to be to your "am all showered and clean...wonders if that is ok or not"...when she said it was ok by her.

BUT... I need to add... what do I know... I'm just a dumb fiery redhead. Worst combo known to man.
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 16
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Posted: 6/13/2005 11:39:35 PM
Ice.....

Red huh???????........been trying to get this one cute filly to try being a redhead for me for one day to just have fun....she is sooooooooo not cooperating with me on this.....and I think a redhead in all red...can be very very dangerous.....smiles

On topic.......

Nothing better then taking on a dangerous woman when near your nuts...smelly or not.....smiles
 mainegrad
Joined: 3/30/2005
Msg: 17
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Posted: 6/14/2005 7:29:23 PM
I'm Italian..I like most any cheese..

Fromunda is definately not one of them!
 Kickn1Back™
Joined: 4/5/2005
Msg: 18
Sweaty Smelly Nuts........
Posted: 6/14/2005 8:17:10 PM
Oh come on, out of all the ladies on this site, only a few of ya like that aroma?? Well, I decided to put it to the test. Tonight when I got off work while driving home I decided to cup my nuts for the ride. (glad I can steer with my knee!!) Anyhow when I got home, I smelled my hand. I gotta say I was kinda turned on, it was not a bad smell at all, it was just ummmm EROTIC. I wanted to literally lick my own nuts!!! I gotta admit tho, I wish that aroma could be bottled tho because it sure took away the oil and grease smell from my hand. Would make one hell of a air freshner.
 Kickn1Back™
Joined: 4/5/2005
Msg: 19
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Posted: 4/16/2009 9:20:25 PM
Well, I am not satisfied with the answers I have received here. Or should I say need a new opinion so let's hear it.


KB
 Kickn1Back™
Joined: 4/5/2005
Msg: 20
Sweaty Smelly Nuts........
Posted: 4/16/2009 9:45:43 PM
You are so right Artist!!! most of these guy's need to get a life and ask some REAL questions besides the normal why me B.S. Personally, I find it a damn turn on when my gal loves the natural smell of me, just as I love the NATURAL smell of her, Nature of the BEAST!


KB
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