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 raxarsr
Joined: 7/10/2008
Msg: 3
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nope nope nope....................the real reason the chicken crossed the road was to prove to opossums that it really can be done
 theifoncross
Joined: 12/9/2005
Msg: 4
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
Posted: 9/12/2008 2:47:14 PM
Rax... you MUST be a Texan. LOL I taught that very joke to my son. Now I have to hear it about 12 times a week.
 jackster121
Joined: 9/2/2008
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
Posted: 9/12/2008 3:25:26 PM
Kieth Olberman, The chicken was on the right side of the road, saw the error of his ways and wanted to be on the left side of the road.
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
Posted: 9/13/2008 3:26:54 AM
why did the idiot cross the road? because his d1ck was stuck in the chicken
 Huggles
Joined: 12/15/2006
Msg: 8
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
Posted: 9/18/2008 4:40:17 PM
I'm not a chicken damnit!
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
Posted: 12/15/2008 2:08:34 AM
"the chicken clearly violated the no crossing agreements, and therefore had to be cluster bombed back to the stone age. it was also working for al queda"
 Strange Days
Joined: 10/18/2005
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
Posted: 12/15/2008 10:28:09 AM
Julius Caesar: Et tu, pullus?
 dreamingbirds
Joined: 10/12/2007
Msg: 14
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
Posted: 12/19/2008 6:33:32 PM
ESK 04 says "Why not?"
 dreamingbirds
Joined: 10/12/2007
Msg: 16
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
Posted: 12/30/2008 6:30:41 PM
Why did George Bush cross the road? Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!
 dreamingbirds
Joined: 10/12/2007
Msg: 17
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
Posted: 12/30/2008 6:33:27 PM
Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut.
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