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|The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. poor old people LOL|
A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff why is that?
Energizer Bunny Arrested; charged with battery very cute
Posted: 10/20/2008 8:55:49 PM
|Urologists have their peers.|
Posted: 10/21/2008 7:09:54 PM
|I wine a lot. It makes me feel better.|
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
I drink better than I cook.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness... just didn't know where to shop.
Things get better with age. I'm approaching magnificent.
I was promised there would be no math involved.
National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support.
I am the Grammarian about whom your mother warned you.
Don't make me use my Librarian voice.
I took the road less traveled... and got here on time.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
At what age am I old enough to know better?
It's lonely being right all the time.
I am fairly certain that given a cape and a nice tiara, I could save the world.
Many people have eaten my cooking and gone on to lead normal lives.
If I'm talking, you should be taking notes.
My attitude is contagious but they're looking for a cure.
I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
We're all quite mad here. You'll fit right in.
Traveling 33 rpm in an iPod world.
Your participle is dangling.
Of course I live in the past. It's cheaper there!