A couple of these are true. You get to figure out which.
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?----To keep their ears warm. It gets cold up there.<-------------------TRUE
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? ----Bagels.<----------true
how did I do?
Idiom drift, like "I could care less".
I thought is was "I couldn't care less"
not unlike -I don't give a rats a*ss
like ok are you trying to sell the things?
and the ever popular
"Save the Whale movement"
what do these people expect me to do swim after the whale and catch it in a baggy?
your twisted mind.......