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 Mr Gummischuh
Joined: 4/30/2005
Msg: 1
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good ones, bad ones and funny ones. We've all used or heard them being in the dating scene. What are the best pick-up lines you've used or had used on you? Heard a funny one... what are the worst ones you've heard?
 FatBottomGirlie
Joined: 10/5/2007
Msg: 2
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Posted: 11/15/2008 1:56:20 PM
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? (Boooooo)
Hey, nice tits. Wanna go out? (no I'm NOT kidding!)
 ~StL
Joined: 12/1/2007
Msg: 3
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Posted: 11/15/2008 5:16:08 PM
Well excuse me but I think you've got my chair.
 Mr Gummischuh
Joined: 4/30/2005
Msg: 4
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Posted: 11/15/2008 8:31:17 PM
Hey baby, you must be a general because you're making my privates stand at attention.
 ~StL
Joined: 12/1/2007
Msg: 5
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Posted: 11/15/2008 8:38:56 PM
Gummi.....wowza... that is a powerful line there dude.

Here is StL... it is you look familiar, what High School did you go to? It is a joke but people do it all the time.

Gotta love StL
 Previously36
Joined: 7/11/2007
Msg: 6
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Posted: 11/15/2008 10:36:40 PM
Sometimes it is more how you can answer them.

I want to hear what the guys hear from the women.

Shellie, I hear the ones you get a lot too! And I love the line "I'd like to check you for tics!" I am a country girl and when that song came out it had me laughing!

I like lines, they seem to break the ice with a good laugh, if the guy can't take me laughing or chuckling at his line, then too bad.

So, Saturday, are you guys gonna give us girls your best shot? Keep us laughing?
 trekker013
Joined: 3/24/2007
Msg: 7
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Posted: 11/15/2008 10:50:35 PM
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!! PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK (slaps on the handcuffs)!!

At least I thought it was a pickup line until the lady cop pulled out her nightstick and beat me like Rodney King.........

........I make damn sure I put money in those parking meters now..........
 Previously36
Joined: 7/11/2007
Msg: 8
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Posted: 11/15/2008 10:56:44 PM
My response would have been something about checking for weapons or frisking ....
 TheKidof72
Joined: 12/3/2007
Msg: 9
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Posted: 11/16/2008 5:17:49 PM
hey Trekker, just whatever you do in that situation DO NOT ask them if this was set up to be a practical joke. I got pulled over for speeding and when the Not So Friendly Officer of the Law approached my car I asked if they pulled me over as a practical joke and which one of my friends was behind the joke, the officer got really pissed. It was quite funny watching his reaction, but under the circumstance, I couldn't help but laugh and think I was being pulled over as a joke because I, for once, wasn't breaking any speed limits at that time. Kinda hard to speed when the cars in front of me, besides me, and behind me were going less then the posted speed limit, but the officer said I was speeding.
 trekker013
Joined: 3/24/2007
Msg: 10
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Posted: 11/17/2008 12:49:41 AM
Here's one:

Nice ass. Get in the truck.
 Bayotle
Joined: 4/21/2008
Msg: 11
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Posted: 11/17/2008 2:04:42 AM
Didn't we have great sex in another life?????

It's never worked but it sounded good! :P
 Previously36
Joined: 7/11/2007
Msg: 12
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Posted: 11/17/2008 12:57:52 PM
A man of many words
 alpinebryon
Joined: 2/15/2007
Msg: 13
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Posted: 11/18/2008 2:39:37 AM
I never used this one But I was sitting next to a guy when he said(hey baby are those new or are you just breaking them in for a friend)
 GiGi046
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 14
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Posted: 11/18/2008 8:13:35 AM
How bout "Are you feet tired? Cause you been running through my mind all night?"
 frtnhnfloed
Joined: 12/9/2007
Msg: 15
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Posted: 11/18/2008 9:26:08 AM
Heres one! can i have your number? cause i lost mine
 kenharleyride
Joined: 8/20/2007
Msg: 16
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Posted: 11/18/2008 1:59:25 PM
give me head till im dead has never seemed to work either ..............
 Bayotle
Joined: 4/21/2008
Msg: 17
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Posted: 11/18/2008 3:00:24 PM
Ya know i had to put my two cents in....

You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Can I fish in your pond since all the others seem to be dry or closed?

Pull my finger. (works everytime if you want her seat!)

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
You can't be first but you can be next
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

All the above have been peronally tested by me...
None of them worked but you see what i have to work with so the rest of ya should do fine!

One for our tallshyguy
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

Ok a couple for the gals to try....
Damn boy there's only 2 things I like riding up my ass, my G-String and you!
Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim.

Now if none of you can get hooked up at the next pof event, ya neva will!
Just a small contribution ta help my fellow fishies get hooked up!
 esotericjudi
Joined: 5/14/2007
Msg: 18
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Posted: 11/18/2008 3:03:02 PM
Silly Bay, most women don't need pick-up lines. We just say "Hi, wanna screw?"
 Bayotle
Joined: 4/21/2008
Msg: 19
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Posted: 11/18/2008 3:05:42 PM
ok, let me get the lights!
 Bayotle
Joined: 4/21/2008
Msg: 20
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Posted: 11/18/2008 3:14:45 PM
Was thinking, if none of those other lines work, you can try mine....

Im like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
 xanderstewart
Joined: 11/1/2008
Msg: 21
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Posted: 11/18/2008 4:08:40 PM
hey you wanna get pizza and f*ck. either it works or I'm just that hot. really
 flowerchyld
Joined: 11/5/2006
Msg: 22
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Posted: 11/18/2008 4:49:14 PM
Bay...Thanks but I don't think I'll be using any of your lines..
Think I'll just stick with the smaile and hello!!!!!!!!!!! lol
but thanks for the infor.
 Bayotle
Joined: 4/21/2008
Msg: 23
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Posted: 11/18/2008 5:43:01 PM
Well i tried! :P
 flowerchyld
Joined: 11/5/2006
Msg: 24
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Posted: 11/18/2008 5:48:00 PM
Awwwwwwwww..heck Bay..that's ok..you gave it a shot!!
 Bayotle
Joined: 4/21/2008
Msg: 25
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Posted: 11/18/2008 6:39:41 PM
I'm feeling so unappreciated these days
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