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Joined: 8/22/2008
Msg: 2
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LOL, I found it funny...
Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 3
Posted: 11/24/2008 8:00:34 PM
Speaking of....

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon.

While driving down the road the new bride sees two cows having sex. The new bride asks"What are them cows up to honey?" The husband a bit flustered answers"Why can't you see? Them cows they're roping!" She replies"Oh I see!"

After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex. Again the bride asks"What are them horses doing honey?" The husband answers again "Them horses they're roping!" She replies"Oh I see!"

Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed they start to explore each other's bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis.

"Oh my!" she cries"What is that?" "Well darlin'" he chuckles proudly "That's ma'rope!" She slides her hands down further and gasps"Oh my goodness! What are those?" she asks. "Honey those're my knots!" he answers.

Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says"Stop honey wait a minute!" Her husband panting a little asks"What's the matter honey am I hurting you?"

"No" the bride replies"undo them damn knots I need more rope!"
Joined: 8/19/2008
Msg: 4
Posted: 11/24/2008 8:36:35 PM
What's the difference between cooking in a microwave and anal sex?

The microwave won't brown your meat.
Joined: 8/22/2008
Msg: 5
Posted: 11/24/2008 8:48:22 PM

these are all funny
Joined: 11/1/2008
Msg: 6
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Posted: 11/24/2008 10:17:49 PM
eeewww! that was icky!
Joined: 11/18/2008
Msg: 7
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Posted: 11/26/2008 10:58:19 AM
Microwave wont brown your meat? NO FVCKING WAY DUDE
Joined: 9/22/2007
Msg: 8
Posted: 11/26/2008 11:01:42 AM
definitely getting a *haha* from these, thanks for sharing :)
Joined: 10/19/2008
Msg: 9
Posted: 11/27/2008 2:12:20 PM
horribly funny
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