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 untamed one
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 2
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"Whew that was amazing - skittles? would you like a skittle? how bout a jolly rancher baby? you want a jolly rancher?"- Dave Attell
 untamed one
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 6
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 12:42:40 PM
That'll be $150 , cash only please ...
 OneMoreTimeWithFeeling
Joined: 9/8/2008
Msg: 10
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 1:04:19 PM

"You can leave now.".


Been there, done that.

How about hearing "Next!" after sex.


message too short to be posted. blah blah blah. I hate this freaking restriction!!!!!! Where is the giving the finger smiley when I need it?
 untamed one
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 12
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 1:05:28 PM
" Can we do it again , this time without the clown makeup ? "
 compleat_man
Joined: 10/3/2008
Msg: 13
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 1:16:24 PM
"I've had better..many times.."


OR:

"you have 5 minutes to get out of here, Bill's coming over.."

OR:

"you didn't please me the way your brother John did last night"

OR:

"your sister's better in bed"

OR:

"your dad's better in bed!!" !! :( ouch!
 Confident-Realist
Joined: 2/8/2004
Msg: 14
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 1:18:12 PM
From my friend (yes, in all honesty, a famous story from one of my friends after high school):

"Out of ALL the guys, YOU wanted to wear a condom!"
 Blondecharmthe3rd
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 15
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 1:59:42 PM
Can you leave now? (I spoke it, since it needed to be spoken apparently)

Others have been, "sorry can't be at my place next time since I don't want my roommate to know I am scewing a porker"; "here is my friend's number, I started seeing someone and can't do you both"; "my friend didn't tell me you were a squirter (not the same friend... this one I didn't know it was a referral)."
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 16
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 2:17:48 PM
I promise you'll like it better next time.
 TheSuitUK
Joined: 10/23/2008
Msg: 26
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 5:17:31 PM
"I know when your faking it, I've seen it in porno"
 PrinceVelveeta
Joined: 9/17/2006
Msg: 34
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 8:11:11 PM
"Beige, Beige.. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
 leebossa
Joined: 3/26/2008
Msg: 38
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 9:05:22 PM
I have to go home and feed that cat.

Was that it?

sorry, was I snoring?

Maybe you should get that tongue splitting surgery.

Sh** my parents just came home...they were supposed to be out of town!
 sinfulfun
Joined: 6/12/2007
Msg: 46
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 1:44:06 PM
ok go ahead and start
 sinfulfun
Joined: 6/12/2007
Msg: 47
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 1:45:28 PM
Can I put my depends back on now
 transcend
Joined: 1/13/2007
Msg: 48
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 1:46:02 PM
"could you give me a ride to the free clinic, they said they have one more antibiotic they want to try before they give up"

i appreciate you being a sperm donor

are you allergic to penicillin?

Doesn't compound W work great?

didnt the surgeon do a great job? though i do miss peeing without sitting down
 Sketchness
Joined: 4/6/2008
Msg: 50
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 2:08:20 PM
Well I have part of the condom on still!

Was that cucumber supposed to be for dinner?
 leebossa
Joined: 3/26/2008
Msg: 54
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 6:14:17 PM
hahaha....you are all a hoot!!!
 JonIn92656
Joined: 2/19/2006
Msg: 59
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 7:04:16 PM
"We're just friends."
 ~rain~
Joined: 6/9/2007
Msg: 70
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 9:59:01 AM
If you develop a rash, It will go away in a couple weeks...

ewww...NO!..thats horrid..

umm..EEK!!
 compleat_man
Joined: 10/3/2008
Msg: 71
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 10:02:02 AM
"they call me the Black Widow..ya know, after the spider's mating habits.."
 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 72
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 10:03:59 AM
You know...I think that I will stick to guys.
 leebossa
Joined: 3/26/2008
Msg: 74
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 10:41:11 AM
hahah...

do you have a bottle of coca cola handy?
 Jensoloverly
Joined: 11/26/2008
Msg: 76
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 12:07:54 PM
One thing my bf always says after we're done is "There... Feel better now......Good" When he says that, it kinda upsets me. Like what is that supposed to mean?
 Silver Seduction
Joined: 11/15/2007
Msg: 78
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 2:38:43 PM
Here's one: You're finished????
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 79
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 3:28:19 PM

"I win!"


Now, THAT is hysterically funny!
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 80
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 3:56:40 PM
You're ALMOST as good as my "ex"........

Just my opinion.....
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