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 PAClassyLady
Joined: 5/31/2008
Msg: 4
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Awwwww, what a postively sh!tty thing to happen.
(Sorry, someone had to say it, might as well be me.)

 seabass15
Joined: 3/2/2008
Msg: 7
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My Embarrassing Loss of Virginity
Posted: 12/1/2008 11:03:54 PM
Well done mate I am sat here laughing my socks off.which reminds me better start the washing machine
 snorkeler
Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 8
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Posted: 12/2/2008 4:56:05 PM
I wasn't gonna say anything, but I was totally grossed out when I read that!

Now maybe I am just getting old, and in so doing getting soft (no pun intended)
I used to play the gross out game with the best of them and hold my own (again no pun)

However, this was one of the most disgusting and vile accounts I have ever had the privilege not to witness, however it was written in such detail and with such verve that it is undoubtedly etched into my mind!
- and hence the reason I write-
Normally I would simply keep my mouth shut and move on, but this horror has invaded my subconscious and I had an actual nightmare, without going into detail further, lest just say- I was relieved to wake and find that I had not relieved myself whilst napping!
So if your intent was to gross me out completely- you have succeeded.
Perhaps a warning would be in order-
"read on at your own peril"
I may never nap fitfully again!
 seabass15
Joined: 3/2/2008
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Posted: 12/3/2008 4:28:00 PM
totally off topic
what is the last thing to pass through a bugs mind when it hits the windscreen












it's arse
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