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|LMAO Tru!! |
But hunny...."I LOVE the way your jeans fit you, baby!" And I think you broke your own contractual rules...using the m-word before a DATE has even occurred!
Posted: 12/8/2008 7:55:28 AM
|But Tru, Will you still be my babies mama, all 7 of them? |
Posted: 12/8/2008 8:01:35 AM
| LOL...I'm pretty certain you are correct, Tru! Breach away! LOL|
And now you are having caramel babies with Theresa?? LOL
Posted: 12/8/2008 8:09:35 AM
|he's not having them with me, he's having them for me.........He is such a great friend. Everyone should have a friend like the Great Tru! I'm just glad he is willing to deal with the stretch marks.|
Posted: 12/8/2008 8:17:57 AM
|So are you saying Tru that you lied to me that night at BBB, man, now my feelings are hurt. |
But on the plus side, if you were to get pregnant, you might look that hot "asset" that all of us girls seem to be attracted to.
Posted: 12/8/2008 8:50:11 AM
OH MY GAWD....I am soooo LMAO!!
Posted: 12/8/2008 8:52:55 AM
|Ok all I can say is Theresa you better NOT get Tru pregnant! That just ain't right! I mean Tru all FAT! I know he could work his body back into shape but sometimes the stretch marks don't go away! I say NO! Tru don't let her talk you into it! I know how sweet and nice Theresa can be but NO don't belive her! RUN! |
Posted: 12/8/2008 8:53:33 AM
|meant like, not look|
Hey Laura, don't tell him to run from me..............you are not being a very nice bst friend if you are telling the guys to run from me. And here I was worried that you were hanging upside down after leaving Shady's the other night and I was going to stop and hang out with you if there were any cute paramedics, and this is how you treat me. Some friend........just kidding.
Posted: 12/8/2008 8:54:03 AM
|Don't you people have jobs??? Today is my day off! |
Posted: 12/8/2008 9:05:12 AM
|Ummm....kinda. But I make my own hours. ;O) |
On the other hand....((shameless plug here))....I AM accepting new clients! :O)
Posted: 12/8/2008 9:13:21 AM
|Don't you people have jobs?????|
Yes I do have a job, that is where I am at right now
Posted: 12/8/2008 9:31:43 AM
|Jus' messin' wiff ya'll about jobs! At mine I can get online during my lunch now! Theresa I really don't think Tru should run away completely... I just think YOU should carry the babies... all SEVEN of them that you and Tru are going to have! Wait I think you really should even it out to 8 that way 4 boys and 4 girls. Hey can you name one after ME! Hell he makes enough $$$ make it an even DOZEN! |
Posted: 12/8/2008 9:40:10 AM
|Tru said I can't have his babies |
Posted: 12/8/2008 10:06:59 AM
|Well Theresa....I see nada in this contract about birth control....LMAO LMAO|
Posted: 12/8/2008 10:15:36 AM
|yeah, but I think he is afraid of having to share his toys.|
Posted: 12/8/2008 10:38:06 AM
|Tru we know you could make beautiful babies and so could Theresa so why not? c'mon be pal! |
Posted: 12/8/2008 12:19:20 PM
|I'm open to animals, but come on, Pitbulls and me, in a bed.......I don't think so (Sorry Tru, I know you love your 4 legged babies), I want to wake up and still have both of my arms attached to my body. If they see me sleeping with thier daddy, they might decide to use me for a chew toy.|
Kids are great, gives a great reason to have the cool toys around your house.
Posted: 12/8/2008 1:19:25 PM
|Wait a sec Theresa! My son slept with a pitbull from the time he was about 6 yrs old. Ok she's not a full blood but she's still a pit. Her name is Kisses so that should tell ya how bad they are. Yes in my work I've seen many bad ones but I've also seen alot of wonderful pits that are big babies. |
So Tru... just to prove it to her have her come over spend the night and she can see that she will wake up with all her limbs!
Posted: 12/8/2008 1:56:00 PM
|WTF???? Is my best friend trying to pimp me out here or what? Wow, with friends like this I won't need Priscilla's.|
But come on, I have always had little dogs I had to share the bed with, like dauschunds and a Llaspa Alpso, not sure about sharing my bed with a big huge beast that doesn't fix me breaksfast in the morning.
Posted: 12/8/2008 2:15:59 PM
| Ok for Theresa .... I wasn't pimping... just trying to help ya get in his bed \ |
disclaimer: I don't personally know how sweet Tru's dog is! JUST making a statement about Pits in general!!!!
I seem to be just getting myself in trouble here!
Posted: 12/8/2008 3:01:51 PM
|Well according to :|
1. FULL DISCLOSURE
1.1 At the commencement of said relationship (colloquially referred to as the "first date"), each party agrees to fully disclose any:
(1) Current girl/boyfriends;
(2) Dependent children;
(3) Bizarre religious beliefs;
(4) Phobias and fears;
(5) Social diseases;
(6) Strange political affiliations; or
(7) Currently active relationships with anyone else that have not yet been terminated.
1.2 Further, each party agrees to make known any deep-seated complexes and/or fanatical obsessions with pets, careers, and/or organized sports.
1.3 Failure to make the disclosures in this clause will result in the immediate termination of said relationship before it has a chance to get anywhere.
wow, Tru you have really been talking to some of my past guys. I thought you were just joking when you asked me to disclose my past boyfriends for references. Glad to see you were doing your homework on me.
Posted: 12/8/2008 3:53:10 PM
|Wow!! this thread is getting kind of interesting, animals????|
Posted: 12/8/2008 4:36:38 PM
|its never TMI susie!! this is the internet where anything goes LOL |
Posted: 12/8/2008 5:00:06 PM
|Laura, I just read your post, do you think I need help getting into Tru's bed????? I may be a Saint, but I know how to get in a guy's bed. I just don't want to ruin a sweet guy like Truman.|