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Joined: 12/12/2006
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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME... According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!
Joined: 8/21/2005
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Posted: 12/19/2008 8:51:26 PM
Please sir...

This is supposed to be TOP SECRET.

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Joined: 7/19/2008
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Posted: 12/21/2008 5:47:56 AM
LMAO!!! dont worry, your secret is safe with me. I only had to tell a few of my friends! lol
Joined: 8/5/2008
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Posted: 12/21/2008 11:43:04 AM
only if she had a guy" tom-tom "
Joined: 4/11/2008
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Posted: 12/21/2008 8:23:03 PM
Joined: 10/19/2008
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Posted: 12/21/2008 8:34:17 PM
LOL, we should have known this all along......Too funny, thanks for the laugh.
Joined: 10/23/2008
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Posted: 12/21/2008 8:57:14 PM
Bahahaha!! This was excellent!
Joined: 11/23/2008
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Posted: 12/22/2008 6:43:11 PM
Actually, the game department also said that the reindeers could be castrated males since they would still shed their antlers but it would be after the Christmas season when they're typically seen.

Since you're hitting up every house in the world it's perfectly OK to make a few wrong'll be back eventually. I say the poor things just froze their nuts off up in the cold
Joined: 7/30/2008
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Posted: 12/22/2008 10:36:56 PM
See, the joke is funny because it applies purported biological facts to a long standing cultural myth, adding humor to said cultural myth.
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