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 Exquisite Gentleman
Joined: 2/16/2009
Msg: 1
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How To LOVE a Woman

Compliment her,

Cuddle her,

Kiss her,

Caress her,

Love her,

Spoil her,

Talk with her,

Stroke her,

Tease her,

Comfort her,

Protect her,

Hug her,

Pamper Her,

Wine & Dine her,

Hold her,

Buy Flowers for her,

Listen to her,

Care for her,

Stand by her,

Support her,

Tell Her You Love Her Everyday and Night,

Go to the Ends of the Earth for Her. by Me
Joined: 7/28/2008
Msg: 2
How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/21/2009 8:11:51 PM
Love her according to her disposition
sour yields not at all to sweet
Love her especially when she is weary
If she indulges, knock her for a loop
Point her to honour and respect.

Should you be fortunate , her mind is active.
Not, leave her, do not be swayed by physical beauty.
beauty akin to popcorn, easily satisfied, but not lasting.
Look can she nurture....can she touch you gently.
Needing not more, but caring little if there is less.

How to love a Woman? With eyes wide open
Heart set on Kind, she will honour this.
Tell her, act your love for the moments she hesitates.
You give, she will receive, life will enter good.
Joined: 1/12/2009
Msg: 3
How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/21/2009 8:49:48 PM
Just be yourself...
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 4
How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/21/2009 11:11:48 PM
you stick your penis in,
you pull your penis out,
you stick it back in and ya move it all about..

Joined: 1/25/2009
Msg: 5
How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/22/2009 6:49:21 AM
lol ^^^^^^^^^^

touch the tambourine of life

and laugh with zestfullness:

bright the silver clangy metal

clinking sounds against wood

rattle chime rattle chime

tarantala TIME:

chime !clatter! chime

then cross the

finish line




 Jason Nigrelli
Joined: 11/5/2008
Msg: 6
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How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/22/2009 9:59:22 AM
I generally clap three times
Point at their crotch and shout
"In there!!"
Joined: 1/24/2004
Msg: 7
How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/24/2009 8:54:37 AM
Let her feel your touch
(no, BDog & Wal-not in there) :p

Let her name pour over her in your voice

flowers for no reason-not a half a dozen roses
bouquet of wildflowers would mean as much to me
Joined: 8/1/2008
Msg: 8
How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/24/2009 6:36:04 PM
I fell in love with my huband July 4, 1973 and we had our first date on February 22,1995. We were married the following year on February 22,1996. He died on January 22,2007. This man taught me so much about loving life and all that it could offer and loved me like I had never been loved. He wrote me love notes on paper towells and would sit it by the coffee maker in the morning for me to find, he always had a hug or kiss to give, pillow talked when we went to bed, and held my hand just because it felt right and would let anyone, that would listen to him about how much he loved me. He wasn't an old man when he died, he was only 57 and everthing that he taught me, I will take into the next relationship that I have that is meaningful. This a tribute to my Bobby that knew How To Love A Woman
Joined: 8/1/2008
Msg: 9
How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/24/2009 6:44:30 PM
What a man Sincere Honest Gentleman...................... If you do all you say about How To Love A Woman, you will have a lover and best friend for a life time.
 hello miss independent
Joined: 1/9/2009
Msg: 10
How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/24/2009 8:00:16 PM
think of her

touch her

thank her for the sweet things she does

tell her you are proud of her

take her to your favorite places just to see the things you love reflected in her eyes
Joined: 6/30/2007
Msg: 11
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Posted: 2/25/2009 6:55:16 AM're such a hoot!

to love a woman
live in beauty together
help her accept herself
her truth
her love
create a safe place
where she can
simply be
and become
beauty together
 Jason Nigrelli
Joined: 11/5/2008
Msg: 12
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Posted: 2/25/2009 7:03:28 AM
your pretty legs
to my recitation
earthy poems with dramatic themes

holy water
from your feminine spring
eyes rolling back, you speak in tongues

trains uncouple
slide on their long-laid tracks
move inevitably apart
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 13
How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/25/2009 7:17:18 AM

Yeah, Brawnydog, you just proved to the world why you are here looking for love. You wouldn't know love if it ran over you with a shopping cart. You'd be too busy trying to look up her skirt.

Dude, you're obviously new around here.. hahahaha
And to women, too.. I'm guessing. So, I'm just gonna leave you alone.
You might wanna read somebody's profile before you start thinking that you
know anything about anyone. Yeah, I've got a love problem.. hahahahaha
That's the best one I've heard all week. You don't have a single iota of a clue about women. Keep right on whining and sucking their asses and prove it to us all. kk?

How to love a woman.
By Brawn E. Dawg

there ain't much to it besides treating them like their your equal..
and never ever lie to them..
remember to compliment them.. but, only about her facets that shine to you..
nature either takes it's own course after that or it doesn't..
and pretty much, unless a woman is fvcked up mentally or physically, she's
gonna want to have sex.. lots and lots of really wet and nasty sex where you're so into her that you find her every nerve ending and play with it..
I don't recall a first date that I didn't just walk up and kiss the woman softly and then say "nice to meet you"..
I've never had a woman do anything 'cept smile and say "mmm you too"...
Brother, I don't have to look for love.. I've already got a ton of it.
Oh, and you might wanna try learning to write poetry and love songs..
that don't hurt none either. Does it, girls?

Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 14
How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/25/2009 8:16:01 AM
missed my edit time before I recalled tossing this into the
relationship forum yesterday when I was chasing my Muse around
(yanno I don't stray from the poetry pond often nowdays)..
Figured it'd be a nice slap for that one ***************..

I've written a hundred poems about never having to look for love.
Some were even tempo'd for songs
it's not when you stop looking for love that it finds you
it's simply once that you learn to love you're allowed to

Take that you brute! hahahaha
Joined: 7/4/2006
Msg: 15
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Posted: 2/25/2009 8:45:48 AM
lol...................good thread

how to love a woman......hmmmmmmmmmmmm

i've never claimed to be the expert on them
sometimes what i think ,man what a sin...................<-;<
thier curvy and smooth with ways that enslave
but if one really rocks you,friend best not
alot like a man where the edge can be seen
believe this is part of some knight in shining armor dream
if you want to love them,make them your friend
when this meshings done right,it could last till the end...........................
Joined: 2/12/2008
Msg: 16
How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/25/2009 9:19:31 AM
sonnetpoet that was cute doubt it was all the clapping you did before hand lol.

OP I am not sure I could handle all that clapping before those things now LOL.

as for Dog, you obviously don't know him like many do...

just be yourself without controlling and jealousy and be willing to work on communication and the rest is gravy ..cause there has to be common values to start with as a base to work from...

now seduction without love is a whole different matter entirely ..
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 17
How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/25/2009 12:51:46 PM
get her drunk and make her laugh
that removes any woman's pants
you can even be a dumb motherfvcker
if you've got a good sense of humor

pretty much any woman will let you into her pants
I've found that the simplest was is just to ask
they really ain't no different than we are, fellas
'cept first ya gotta get 'em mellow

how to love?
now that's a deep one
first you release all inhibitions
I personally prefer to call it zen

and no, it's not something that you can do with just anyone
not even if she's a nun
there are forces in nature that I can't explain with words
but, I'm gonna go with "spiritual pheremones"

and that's just how love goes
try to force yourself into love and it's never gonna show
Love 101 is based mostly on reception
work on that for awhile and then I'll give ya the next lesson

moo this thread Is fun! lol
Joined: 11/11/2006
Msg: 18
How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/25/2009 2:20:03 PM

Yeah, Brawnydog, you just proved to the world why you are here looking for love. You wouldn't know love if it ran over you with a shopping cart. You'd be too busy trying to look up her skirt.

some people wouldn't recognize humor if it crawled up their pantsleg.
Women adore Brawnydog...myself included. Follow him, emulate him, learn.

The phrase shouldn't be "how to love A woman" it should be "how to love YOUR woman"... one woman's "romance" is another woman's "stalker tendencies". Many of the things that would melt a typical woman would have me rolling my eyes. The things I consider romantic
(having him start my car for me on a cold winter morning, keeping my favorite brand of soda in his fridge, etc.) some women might not even notice.

Don't presume that if something worked on one woman, it'll work on another
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 19
How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/25/2009 4:25:53 PM
oh, and by the way, I love Pandy
I hope that's okay with everybody

:finger: we've gotta get that icon.. yanno?
Joined: 7/12/2008
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Posted: 2/25/2009 8:57:31 PM
Change her kitty box
clean the snow off her car
scrape the mud from your boots
leave a hand made card in her car
do a tub of laundry
give the dog a bath
make coffee early in the morning
change that old lightbulb
make her bed
pay her water bill
scrub the bathtub
diaper the baby
go to bed showered
lay in the meadow and watch stars with her
 Exquisite Gentleman
Joined: 2/16/2009
Msg: 21
How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/26/2009 4:22:19 PM
The Awakening

A time comes in your life when you finally get it.
When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you
stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice
inside your head cries out - ENOUGH!

Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on.
And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum,
your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice,
you blink back your tears and through a mantle of wet
lashes you begin to look at the world through new

This is your awakening. You realize that it's time to
stop hoping and waiting for something to change, or
for happiness, safety and security to come galloping
over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact
that he is not Prince Charming and you are not
Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't
always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that
matter), and that any guarantee of "happily ever
after" must begin with you, and in the process a sense
of serenity is born of acceptance.

You awaken to the fact that you are not perfect, and
that not everyone will always love, appreciate or
approve of who or what you are and its OK. (They are
entitled to their own views and opinions.) And you
learn the importance of loving and championing
yourself, and in the process a sense of newly found
confidence is born of self-approval.

You stop ****ing and blaming other people for the
things they did to you (or didn't do for you) and you
learn that the only thing you can really count on is
the unexpected. You learn that not everyone will
always be there for you, and that it's not always
about you. So, you learn to stand on your own and to
take care of yourself and in the process a sense of
safety and security is born of self-reliance.

You stop judging and pointing fingers, and you begin
to accept people as they are, and to over look their
shortcomings and human frailties and in the process a
sense of peace and contentment is born of forgiveness.

You realize that much of the way you view yourself,
and the world around you, is a result of all the
messages and opinions that have been ingrained into
your psyche. And you begin to sift through all the
crap you've been fed about how you should behave, how
you should look, how much you shouldn't weigh, what
you should wear, where you should shop, what you
should drive, how and where you should live, what you
should do for a living, who you should sleep with, who
you should marry, what you should expect of a
marriage, the importance of having and raising
children, or what you owe your parents.

You learn to open up to new worlds and different
points of view. And you begin reassessing and
redefining who you are and what you really stand for.
You learn the difference between wanting and needing,
and you begin to discard the doctrines and values
you've outgrown, or should never have bought into to
begin with, and in the process you learn to go with
your instincts. You learn to distinguish between guilt
and responsibility, and the importance of setting
boundaries and learning to say NO. You learn that the
only cross to bear is the one you choose to carry, and
that martyrs get burned at the stake.

Then you learn about love. Romantic love and familial
love. How to love, how much to give in love, when to
stop giving, and when to walk away. You learn not to
project your needs or your feelings onto a
relationship. You learn that you will not be more
beautiful, more intelligent, more lovable, or
important because of the man or woman on your arm or
the child that bears your name.

You learn to look at relationships as they really are
and not as you would have them be. You stop trying to
control people, situations, and outcomes. You learn
that just as people grow and change, so it is with
love, and you learn that you don't have the right to
demand love on your terms. Just to make you happy.
And, you learn that 'alone' does not mean lonely.

And you look in the mirror and come to terms with the
fact that you will never be a perfect 10
and you stop trying to compete with the image inside
your head and agonizing over how you "stack up." You
also stop working so hard at putting feelings aside,
smoothing things over, and ignoring your needs.

You learn that feelings of entitlement are perfectly
OK. . . and that it is your right to want things that
you want.... and that sometimes it is necessary to make
demands. You come to the realization that you deserve
to be treated with love, kindness, sensitivity, and
respect, and you will not settle for less. And you
allow only the hands of a lover who cherishes you, to
glorify you with his or her touch. and in the process
you internalize the meaning of self-respect.

And you learn that your body really is your temple.
You begin eating a balanced diet, drinking more water,
and taking more time to exercise. You learn that
fatigue diminishes the spirit and can create doubt and
fear, so you take more time to rest. And, just as food
fuels the body, laughter fuels our soul, so you take
more time to laugh and to play.

You learn that, for the most part, in life you get
what you believe you deserve. and that much of life is
a self-fulfilling prophecy. You learn that anything
worth achieving is worth working for, and that wishing
for something to happen is different from working
toward making it happen. More importantly, you learn
that in order to achieve success, you need direction,
discipline, and perseverance.

You also learn that no one can do it all alone and its
OK to risk asking for help. You learn that the only
thing you must truly fear is the great robber baron of
all time: FEAR itself. You learn to step right into
and through your fears, because you know that whatever
happens you can handle it, and to give in to fear is
to give away the right to live life on your terms.

You learn to fight for your life and not to squander
it living under a cloud of impending doom. You learn
that life isn't always fair, you don't always get what
you think you deserve, and that sometimes bad things
happen to unsuspecting, good people. On these
occasions you learn not to personalize things. You
learn that God isn't punishing you or failing to
answer your prayers. It's just life happening. And you
learn to deal with evil in its most primal state - the

You learn that negative feelings such as anger, envy,
and resentment must be understood and redirected, or
they will suffocate the life out of you and poison the
universe that surrounds you.

You learn to admit when you are wrong and to build
bridges instead of walls. You learn to be thankful and
to take comfort in many of the simple things we take
for granted, things that millions of people upon the
earth can only dream about a full refrigerator, clean
running water, a soft warm bed, a long hot shower.
Slowly, you begin to take responsibility for yourself,
by yourself, and you try to make yourself a promise to
never betray yourself and to never ever settle for
less than your heart's desire. And you hang a wind
chime outside your window so you can listen to the
wind. And you make it a point to keep smiling, to keep
trusting, and to stay open to every wonderful

Finally, with courage in your heart and with God by
your side, you take a stand, you take a deep breath,
and you begin to design the life you want to live
as best as you can. By Me Paul (2006)
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Posted: 2/26/2009 7:34:28 PM
Re: Actually , "The Awakening" was written by Sonny Carroll

Ok, well, sorry then, if you wrote it then I guess you wrote it. Pardon my post ,

here is her web site if you want to contact her
 Exquisite Gentleman
Joined: 2/16/2009
Msg: 23
How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/26/2009 7:37:02 PM
I guess I have to sue her I wrote my back in the year 1989 I did not copy right my works
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 24
How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/26/2009 8:40:22 PM
yeah, whatever.. welcome to the internet. If you post it here it's free
music. That's what the world's gonna come to anyway.
I'm just trying to get a head start on it.
All I ask is that if I love a woman that she shows me her tits.

Joined: 10/9/2007
Msg: 25
How To LOVE a Woman
Posted: 2/26/2009 8:41:25 PM

I guess I have to sue her I wrote my back in the year 1989 I did not copy right my works

That is quite the epiphany for a 17 year old boy
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