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 badge73
Joined: 1/17/2009
Msg: 13
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All the women have to say is they got a yeast infection and blue vainy boobs that hang down to the belly button, that should be enough to put most men off. failling that just say you want to take them shopping round tescos first lol
 badge73
Joined: 1/17/2009
Msg: 23
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Posted: 3/29/2009 12:12:54 PM
Might try this text sex but have a cpl of questions? if i send the same txts to 2 women, is that a txt 3sum? if i run out of credit does that qualify as premature ejaculation? do i kiss and cuddle my fone and do spoons afterwards?
 Cleverkitten
Joined: 5/17/2008
Msg: 24
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Posted: 3/29/2009 12:14:57 PM
Slightly off topic ............. I tried to have sex on cam once but lost my balance and fell off

I find text sex quite boring as actions speak louder than words but needs must when the devil drives as they say


\/\/\/\/ I always wear boots when tap dancing so my feet don't get wet when I fall in the sink

erotic txt spk gr8 innit lol
 nemises546
Joined: 12/31/2008
Msg: 35
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Posted: 3/29/2009 2:17:58 PM
I must be a prude,, i cant be doing with texting let alone...sex by text

give me the real thing any day...and any day will do
 Cleverkitten
Joined: 5/17/2008
Msg: 36
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Posted: 3/29/2009 3:10:48 PM

I wouldn't take anyone's opinion of a person other than my own, which is based on his behaviour to me so far. I was merely pointing out that others share it also


Then allow us the same curtesy, we read the same text as you do after all and unless GC is 'text sexing' you it's not exactly ' on topic' is it ?


I am just off to write an erotic e-mail as to why I may be late for work tomorrow, dammit am I mailing the wrong person again ?????????????
 pjustice71
Joined: 9/20/2008
Msg: 39
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Posted: 3/29/2009 6:31:31 PM
You guys rock ! It is always about how people get off the wrong way!
 ibakecakes
Joined: 11/27/2008
Msg: 40
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Posted: 3/30/2009 1:03:06 AM
The problem I find with text sex etc is that I use predictive texting so everytime i try to write anything to do with "c0ck" I get anal..................................
 Steve_Sandy
Joined: 3/19/2006
Msg: 52
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Posted: 6/27/2009 3:10:39 PM
sms "sex" turns me right off, easier to phone them direct for a chat than mess around with the buttons
 CK1708
Joined: 3/9/2008
Msg: 58
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Posted: 6/28/2009 3:03:28 PM
I can understand people doing it over the phone, but no way by a text message. You can't see or hear them and you haven't got a clue what their doing, most likey the guy will be getting all hot and bother, while the girl doing her iron or something and most guys on the intenet can be easier fooled (I am not one of them thankgod)
 Jimbo0064
Joined: 1/28/2013
Msg: 60
TEXT SEX
Posted: 2/14/2013 4:27:46 PM
Hi im jim can we chat dirty
 NotHard
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 61
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Posted: 2/14/2013 4:38:36 PM
This one never fails, for all you Oscar Wildes and Lord Byrons out there

I want you to :0 my 8===D, then put it in your { }, so I can 8===D~ on your ( . ) ( . )
 AthenaMarina
Joined: 10/29/2012
Msg: 62
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Posted: 2/18/2013 4:04:01 AM
Seems to be the new sliced bread with
some guys but you cracked me up with your talk of
peeling & mashing the potatoes during it for some reason that
made me laugh.
 Vampire_Cat
Joined: 1/16/2013
Msg: 65
TEXT SEX
Posted: 2/18/2013 4:49:06 AM
Definitely not for me, maybe its a young persons thing to match their attention span.

I would much prefer an emailed erotic story. After all scenes need setting, and the sensuality is in the prose.
 PollyGraf
Joined: 1/1/2013
Msg: 66
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Posted: 2/18/2013 6:18:49 AM

What is with all this TEXT SEX ?


It always makes me laugh when people refer to it as text sex or phone sex? It's just w*nking with a phone in your hand, or am I completely missing the point.
 risorgiva
Joined: 1/4/2013
Msg: 68
TEXT SEX
Posted: 2/18/2013 6:26:42 AM
Now, I completely detest talking on phone and texting is such a tedious activity that I don't know how people can do it to each other for hours on end, but then I haven't been in a contemporary relationship so I am not aware of the mundane weapons one must use to maintain a bond.
 TheRe-SownRose
Joined: 2/3/2013
Msg: 69
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Posted: 2/18/2013 6:27:05 AM

It always makes me laugh when people refer to it as text sex or phone sex? It's just w*nking with a phone in your hand, or am I completely missing the point.


Nope that's exactly what it is. How unsatisfying.
 PollyGraf
Joined: 1/1/2013
Msg: 70
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Posted: 2/18/2013 6:38:58 AM

Nope that's exactly what it is. How unsatisfying.


Notice how I said "w*nking with with a phone in your hand" and not "w*nking with a piece of plastic in your hand", which could quite obviously be very easily misconstrued! ;0)


Polly actually a valid point as people will have different interpretations, for one if you are turned on by texts why not simply send them to yourself?


On vibrate, I presume?
 DAFT_DOG
Joined: 4/23/2011
Msg: 71
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Posted: 2/18/2013 6:41:11 AM
after 5 years, i think i`d settle for anything ! >>>> goes to play with phone :O)
 zombie_budgie
Joined: 8/19/2012
Msg: 72
TEXT SEX
Posted: 2/18/2013 7:13:21 AM
^^^^sends ducky a text.......knock yerself out :)

In my head we're doing both simultaneously? I'm right handed and do both [oooh] with this hand, not sure I could retrain myself to doing either of them left handed.
I agree with guido, flipping hate texting even when I have to.


vvvvvv.....gotta love that perm!!! it deserves its own tv show lol
 Didier_Ronseal
Joined: 2/5/2013
Msg: 73
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Posted: 2/18/2013 7:22:58 AM
I can get turned on when its used in anticipation of something real or a pic is sent for instance. Its no substitute for the real thing but when needs must its a deposit in the w*nk bank - normally I'm withdrawing from the bank.

my phone is at home budgie and I'm at work - so dont go sending me one as I cant knock one out at the mo.
 TheRe-SownRose
Joined: 2/3/2013
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Posted: 2/18/2013 7:24:47 AM

my phone is at home budgie and I'm at work - so dont go sending me one as I cant knock one out at the mo.


I'm sure no one would notice if you disappeared to the loo for a quick one.
You should be so lucky to get one from the lovely budgie ;)
 Didier_Ronseal
Joined: 2/5/2013
Msg: 75
TEXT SEX
Posted: 2/18/2013 7:27:56 AM

I'm sure no one would notice if you disappeared to the loo for a quick one.
You should be so lucky to get one from the lovely budgie ;)


as long as it wasnt from curviest - that equates to contraception. anyways where is the permed lovely?
 Vampire_Cat
Joined: 1/16/2013
Msg: 76
TEXT SEX
Posted: 2/18/2013 7:28:10 AM
In my head we're doing both simultaneously? I'm right handed and do both [oooh] with this hand, not sure I could retrain myself to doing either of them left handed.


At least with phone sex you can use a hands free headset, thus solving your dilemma. :p


^^^^sends ducky a text.......knock yerself out :)


surely is only fair to treat all male forummembers equally and send out a group message :)

Personally I would find it embarrassing that my mobile is having a better sexlife than me.


as long as it wasnt from curviest - that equates to contraception. anyways where is the permed lovely?


I am pretty sure her idea of text sex would be to send you a comprehensive list of your faults :)
 CressidaL
Joined: 2/13/2013
Msg: 77
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Posted: 2/18/2013 7:34:12 AM
Sexting is for those who have no intention of meeting or venturing away from the front of their pc or laptop screen.

It is to boost people's egos without having to make an effort... and then people wonder why they never meet anyone!
 Didier_Ronseal
Joined: 2/5/2013
Msg: 78
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Posted: 2/18/2013 7:41:34 AM

I am pretty sure her idea of text sex would be to send you a comprehensive list of your faults :)


it was bad enough when he/she looked at my profile - that ugly mug was plastered on my viewed me screen all the time.
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