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|Little Blue Pill|
I'm still 'avin sex in me fifties
I never imagined I would,
just the thought of two old people at it
once would have curdled my blood.
Now that that age is upon me
I still crave the good loving touch,
of a woman who says she adores me
but lately I haven't had much.
When I think back to when I was twenty
how I often made love to my wife,
until along came a dog and two children
that sorta took over my life.
By thirty she'd invested in plastic
it proved a reliable friend,
but for me and my twice monthly duties
that rabbit had signaled the end.
By forty she'd up and she'd left me
for a waiter the age of our son,
she'd found a young toyboy to play with
and gone for some fun in the sun.
Rather than dwell on my sorrows
or cry in my beer late at night,
I decided to try on-line dating
well I'd only a profile to write.
Quite soon I was chattin to someone
and I offered to take her for tea,
my wit and my charm must be working
because she couldn't wait to agree.
That night as I lay on my pillow
strange notions popped into my head,
it had been such a time since I used him
I wondered if Percy was dead.
Well I showed him a picture of Lulu
and one of a girl in a basque,
I tickled and tugged and I teased him
but he just wasn't up to the task.
I begged and I prayed and I pleaded
and waited to see his response,
my god what a bloomin' disaster
he never responded, not once.
I went to the doctors next morning
embarrassed and blushing was I,
he listened all knowing then saying
"Take these mate and give 'em a try."
We met to the seafront that Sunday
we both had a whale of a time,
as the sun set beyond the horizon
I offered to take her to mine.
The moment of truth was upon me
then I could tell by the glint in her eye,
as my boxers fell down round my ankles
old Percy had reached for the sky.
We both fell asleep most contented
after we’d done it again and again,
she must have thought she’d hit the jackpot
and found the most virile of men.
The lesson to learn if there is one
is that at fifty it’s possible still,
to make love every night like a rabbit
with the help of that Little Blue Pill.