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 Mike324
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
 Jaymedee
Joined: 3/24/2009
Msg: 2
Teacher vs Student
Posted: 5/11/2009 6:26:40 PM
OMG! Those are so funny!!
 Wottacatchâ„¢
Joined: 11/11/2006
Msg: 3
Teacher vs Student
Posted: 5/12/2009 6:42:31 AM
TEACHER: "William, "what comes after 'O'?"
WILLIAM: "God, I'm coming!!"
 tjrush
Joined: 7/9/2008
Msg: 4
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Posted: 5/12/2009 3:43:05 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 zippy2000
Joined: 3/7/2009
Msg: 5
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Posted: 5/13/2009 11:28:34 AM
Those are awesome!

"H to O" - HEHE!!!
 Serenity_BC
Joined: 2/3/2009
Msg: 6
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Posted: 5/13/2009 10:51:18 PM
I love these Thanks for sharing!
 Wottacatchâ„¢
Joined: 11/11/2006
Msg: 7
Teacher vs Student
Posted: 5/15/2009 12:13:08 PM
Little Johnny had to pick a word and use it in a sentence.
So he says urinate
Teacher reluctantly says "OK Johnny can you use it in a sentence."
Johnny blurts out sure can.
"Urinate and if you had bigger T I T S you'd be a 10"

He then says "Oh I have another."

Still reeling the teacher says "Ok Johnny what is the next word."
"Contagious"
"Big word Johnny now the sentence."
"My Dad was watching my Mom mow the lawn and he said it will take that contagious to mow the lawn."
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