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 haywiresue
Joined: 9/27/2006
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BORROWED FROM THE ALBERTA FORUMS............

Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...


-Add 10 if you are a virgin.

-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.

-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. (no, not all at once!)

-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.

-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.

-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.

-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.

-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.

-Add 5 If you can't name 3 types/brands of condoms.

-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.

-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.

-Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex (one night stand).

-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.

-Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month. [At least not romantic or passionately.]

-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.

-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.

-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.

-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.

-Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex.

-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.

-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.

-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.

-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex


Above75 means you kinda suck in bed.
Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
Below 50 means you are fun in bed
Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!

Have fun with this!!

I'm happy with my results
 TooShadows
Joined: 9/26/2008
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Posted: 5/21/2009 2:54:45 PM
Very odd,I went below zero. What does that mean? Although,what does constitute a perverted thought?
 handyfish
Joined: 8/28/2006
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Posted: 5/21/2009 2:57:40 PM
aaaahhhh what does a score of -50 mean?
 armaegis
Joined: 8/25/2008
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Posted: 5/21/2009 9:38:07 PM
Aw man, I suck at these...
 Belle Requin
Joined: 2/17/2007
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Posted: 5/22/2009 3:39:47 PM
5...

And I will openly admit that I chose law as a profession to avoid math, however, it appears that 0 is the *lowest* possible score. So if you went below zero, it means either you can't do math, or you can't read...
 susan_cd
Joined: 5/16/2007
Msg: 6
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Posted: 5/22/2009 5:02:43 PM

Although,what does constitute a perverted thought?


A simple guideline is kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.


Oh, and BDSM is using a frozen chicken.
 susan_cd
Joined: 5/16/2007
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Posted: 5/22/2009 5:02:58 PM
Not sure what I got as my final answer, does a co-ed bathhouse count as "sex in a public place" if you have an audience?

Since I don't know, I scored either 5 or 3
 TooShadows
Joined: 9/26/2008
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Posted: 5/22/2009 8:07:23 PM
OK,so I suck at math. but I'm daaamn good in bed.
 LucOberdere
Joined: 3/12/2008
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Posted: 5/23/2009 12:15:47 AM
5 ! I'm guessing that is good for this test!?
 armaegis
Joined: 8/25/2008
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Posted: 5/23/2009 12:25:38 AM
Obligatory... http://xkcd.com/487/

So am I the only math teacher here?
 armaegis
Joined: 8/25/2008
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Posted: 5/24/2009 10:40:46 AM
So after a vigorous weekend.... I still haven't broken 60. Dang.
 edjoecdn
Joined: 5/25/2006
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Posted: 5/24/2009 4:09:09 PM
Got me a big fat zero !....
I think that's good .... or not ? Anyone who isn't a prude should have gotten zero !

Can not have such short messages !
Can not have such short messages !
Can not have such short messages !
Can not have such short messages !
 armaegis
Joined: 8/25/2008
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Posted: 5/30/2009 1:43:13 AM
Knowing my luck, I'll have the men trying to kiss me just to lower their score.
 juan mo oclock
Joined: 3/19/2008
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Posted: 5/31/2009 6:43:46 AM
ahh, you've met coors.................
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