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 TooShadows
Joined: 9/26/2008
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Where's plain old-fashioned "****"?
 TooShadows
Joined: 9/26/2008
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Posted: 6/23/2009 6:35:26 AM
Let's try this this again. I was trying to say "p u s s y". Maybe the auto-censor got it in your list too.
 OutMind
Joined: 2/13/2007
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Posted: 6/23/2009 7:31:25 AM
cuca, coño, cuchara, raja.


 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
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Posted: 6/23/2009 8:08:50 AM

bearded clam, . . . , hair pie, bearded ax wound, . . . . , fur burger, cooch, . . . . whisker biscuit, carpet, . . . .


Knew a guy, a party-goer guy, whose first question to me, every time we met, was, "So, had any new wool lately?"

The Brits use "fanny" alot, which sorta smacks of prepubescence to me.

Knew a Charlie Brown fan, once, who called hers Patty, but that referred to one very specific, and centrally located, slice of heaven (no wool).

In my alliterative world, "its" name just needs to start with the same letter as whatever she calls my c-ck, I never did like cats, and prick also struck me as a personality assessment.
Great list, OP, but I suspect, as with its male counterpart, there are thousands of words and phrases to label it.
 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
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Posted: 6/23/2009 8:34:04 AM

Center of the Universe
Lunch




I love sweet "Poontang."

 inbruges
Joined: 5/1/2009
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Posted: 6/23/2009 9:34:11 AM
Remember Sylvester the Cat and Tweety Bird?
In stead of **** cat, Tweety said "Puddy tat"...

I've always liked just plain "puddy" which rhymes with "goody"
 3Therm0pylae0
Joined: 5/11/2009
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Posted: 6/23/2009 10:45:43 AM
Hmmm... I'd like to start the trend of calling it 'man killer'!
 globerry
Joined: 6/10/2009
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Posted: 6/23/2009 10:57:34 AM
Not sure where I remember hearing this but 'Sugar bowl".
 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
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Posted: 6/23/2009 11:41:44 AM
Pink Cadillac


 MadMicko
Joined: 10/2/2007
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Posted: 6/24/2009 12:09:38 PM
Another Aussie one for the surfers, Furry fin chop
 hellgremlin
Joined: 5/23/2009
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Posted: 6/24/2009 12:12:03 PM
Stench trench.
 TomRKO187
Joined: 10/29/2006
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Posted: 6/24/2009 3:09:18 PM
I like to make deposits at "THE BANK"!!!!!!!!
 cuban delite
Joined: 4/29/2009
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Posted: 6/24/2009 6:56:21 PM
................ the 'kitty'
 WalkingInLondon
Joined: 2/21/2005
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Posted: 6/24/2009 9:55:07 PM
I was in a furrier shop ( yeah so I am not a member of PETA) and there was this beautiful pink fur coat in the window. I had to try it on, and I asked the salesman what it was, and as God is my witness, he said "Shaved Beaver"! I laughed so hard tears rolled down my cheeks, and he got to laughing with me, and I told him, it was the prettiest coat I had ever laid my eyes on, but there was no way I could ever wear a coat made of Shaved Beaver, cause I could never admit to what it was!

And by the way, in my family, girls have poodlies and boys have weebers.

Don't ask me how or why.
Beth
 inbruges
Joined: 5/1/2009
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Posted: 6/25/2009 7:56:14 PM
I'm amazed no one has used Cooter yet!
 Jewels49
Joined: 4/20/2009
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Posted: 6/25/2009 10:27:37 PM
Don't you hate it when everyone else posts and takes all the cool names?..

so, my humble offering is: "Minge" or "Mimi"
 heidimae23
Joined: 12/25/2007
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Posted: 6/25/2009 11:02:53 PM
my daughter calls hers a tuppy! and i have heard cha-chi
 RockHardBiker2
Joined: 9/2/2008
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Posted: 6/26/2009 10:33:54 AM
Something Michael Jackson DIDN"T LIKE and DIDN"T KNOW how it worked.
 Jack317
Joined: 8/2/2008
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Posted: 6/28/2009 9:07:09 PM
Cream filled Twinkie
 loveis...
Joined: 1/13/2008
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Posted: 7/1/2009 4:32:26 PM
lmao bergina okay

sooooooooooooooo

i just call mine a NA NA
 Chuckfun
Joined: 11/4/2009
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Posted: 7/19/2011 8:47:27 AM
so many names; so little time. incredible! did "little man in a boat" float by yet?
 leadpipe1958
Joined: 6/19/2009
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Posted: 7/19/2011 4:57:47 PM
A toast to the vertical smileI learned this toast in a bar on the shader side of town.

"Heres to the gash that never heals,the more you rub it the better it feels but there is no soap this side of hell to wash away that fishy smell!"

You can use at your next get together.

great thread
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 42
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Posted: 7/19/2011 5:12:38 PM

I grow up thinking everyone called their **** 'a rosebud'


Where I grew up, the rosebud lies further back, often occluded by one's ass cheeks. I can see where local customary usage may cause some confusion, and at times, consternation.
But I like the rose allusion. I mean, they're usually both pink, have petals, and they bloom proudly when nurtured properly.
 PittsburghVixen
Joined: 6/27/2009
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Posted: 7/19/2011 5:59:22 PM
I had a boyfriend who called mine "Miss Puss Puss". And her little sister 'round back was "Miss Rosebud".

I just call it my c*nt.
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
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Posted: 7/19/2011 6:13:32 PM
mine is "Mini Me" !!
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