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|I would try to find out the contact information for the aliens.|
They might have some single alien females along with them and I've been wanting to have a relationship with female aliens for years.
1) They might Grok
2) Those numerous appendages can do marvelous things
3) We could be the center of attention at group get togethers
4) If her relatives are undesirable, due to geographic limitations, I'd rarely have to be with them.
5) I could get away with anything by just telling her it was normal for us humans, how could she know the difference
6) She could take me to places I've never been before
7) As her society has grown beyond meaningless money as a system of trade, she would not need nor desire any. hence I could settle down and become a lazy bum. (My life's ambition)
" Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here" (Borrowed, not mine)
Posted: 7/12/2009 10:58:50 AM
OK... so you go out with someone, and you hit it off big time, knocks your socks, and then they go and say "I was abducted by a UFO once."
I'd ask, ``Was he well hung by Earth standards?''
Posted: 7/12/2009 2:15:42 PM
|Maybe the person was crazy, and just maybe the person was sane as you are. Who knows. This universe is amazing. Would it have been better if the date had been abducted and tortured by a human?|
Posted: 7/12/2009 10:59:17 PM
|lmao that'd be awesome! I'd probe them for more details.|
Although I wouldn't use the term "probe" since it might freak them out.
Posted: 7/12/2009 11:16:36 PM
| I have actually been on this date! Only the aliens were purple and if he didn't take the right pills they could control his mind. Being me I asked what the aliens wanted him to do and where he got his magic pills from. I was disappointed. His aliens only wanted the furniture in rooms nailed to the ceiling and you got the pills from the mental clinic. Then my cat called and wanted me to run it a bubble bath. Yes, that is how I got out of that date. I figured he would believe it. Bad, but what ya gonna do? That was a dump and run. |
Though an old co-worker swore if you fed aliens bananas and gave them windex baths they would be your friends forever and reveal US governmental secrets to you. Yes my area has a day-pass program for the local psych-ward.
Posted: 7/13/2009 9:28:30 AM
|I'd have asked to hear ALL the details...c'mon, you don't REALLY think we're the only intelligent life out there???|
Posted: 7/13/2009 1:57:41 PM
|must not be looking for activity partner|
must not be looking for talk/email
must not have been abducted by space aliens
Posted: 7/13/2009 5:44:54 PM
I would first determine if anal probing was used during the abduction. If it was I'd dump them because everyone knows once you've undergone anal probing that person now has shiite for brains.
Or... you at least know they've had anal (you know, if you're into that sort of thing)
j/k, that's hilarious though
Posted: 7/13/2009 7:37:28 PM
|You could always say "so, I guess you are down for some anal probing then?"|