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 cody_coyote
Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 1
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Hopefully some of you guys have seen this show. It comes on Fox and Cartoon Network. Peter is the father, Lois the wife, Brian the dog, Meg the daughter, Chris the son and Stewie the baby boy. If you have any favorite quotes or lines, post them.
 cody_coyote
Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 2
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/5/2005 8:31:11 PM
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
 cody_coyote
Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 3
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/5/2005 8:33:44 PM
Lois: I guarantee you a man made that commercial.
Peter: Of course a man made it. It's a commercial Lois, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner.
 cody_coyote
Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 4
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/5/2005 8:36:42 PM
Peter: Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in. (Flashback to Veitnam)
Peter (dressed in a clown suit): You guys are stupid. Their gonna be looking for army people.
 cody_coyote
Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 5
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/5/2005 8:40:19 PM
Security Guard: Alright son, we're gonna need those two hams back.
Chris: Huh? I don't have any hams.
Guard: Lift up your shirt, son.
Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!
Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty fat fatty. Hey Tom he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso.
Chris: Thanks.
 cody_coyote
Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 6
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/5/2005 8:42:39 PM
Last one I'm doing for a while....

Stewie:(Playing a banjo) "Met her on my CB, said her name was Mimi, sounded like an angel come to earth. When I went to meet her, man you shoulda seen, twice as tall as me three times the girth. My fat baby loves to eat. A big ole buddha belly and her breasts swing past her feet."
 lovenlust
Joined: 10/27/2004
Msg: 7
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/5/2005 8:56:57 PM
Lois....Chris don't say that that's a funny word...****WILLOW.
 tampablu
Joined: 4/22/2005
Msg: 8
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/5/2005 10:36:09 PM
Stewie: The life of the wive is ended by the knive..
 tampablu
Joined: 4/22/2005
Msg: 9
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/5/2005 10:39:06 PM
Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta propelling protaganist? Yea? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.
 sugarkitten3
Joined: 3/20/2005
Msg: 10
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/5/2005 11:08:52 PM
Peter: Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them.
 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 11
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/6/2005 12:10:25 AM
my favorite movie line is when peter is telling cris i think about how his great great grandfather invented golf.you see a flash back and then a guy looking like peter says"ok we have the rules there will be no blacks and no irish.

also the scene where peter is mad at brian for getting lois dad prize dog pregnant.peter has encased himself in glass so he can't hear then he farts real big.you see him start to gag then try to claw his way out before he passes out.that is one of the funniest things i have ever seen.

and last but not least quagmire to meg"so meg you 18 yet"
 Matt0015
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 12
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/6/2005 12:32:03 AM
Stewie: Mother I come bareing a gift it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster!
 Snoopy2
Joined: 6/2/2004
Msg: 13
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Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/6/2005 4:46:13 AM
Brian to Peter: "If your going to pull a party out of your a$$ you might want to stand up"
 jaymtheprogressive
Joined: 2/9/2005
Msg: 14
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/6/2005 8:40:57 AM
Peter during a game: "Firetruck, firetruck, now what color is a red fire truck?" I think I saw the discovery channel on firetruck's: (show's firetruck's in the savannah hunting gazel's)|

And:

Brian: "So stork's deliver us? You told me I came out of youre vagina!"
 mechmusician
Joined: 2/8/2005
Msg: 15
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/6/2005 9:32:10 AM
hotel worker: sir, you can't park your van on the diving board.

lois: this is my SON

worker: hey tom, its not a van, its just a fat kid.
 cody_coyote
Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 16
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/6/2005 10:00:17 AM
Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
 cody_coyote
Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 17
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/6/2005 10:01:19 AM
Peter: Sometimes it's appropriate to swear
(Peter is in court)
Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you god?
Peter: I do........You **stard
 cody_coyote
Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 18
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/6/2005 10:02:59 AM
Tom Tucker: And now time for Ollie Williams with the Black-U-Weather Forecast. Ollie?
Ollie: It gon rain.
Tom Tucker: Thanks, Ollie.
 cody_coyote
Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 19
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/6/2005 10:11:08 AM
Peter: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last night.
Brian: All? Peter, only only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family.
Peter: No, the rest were from the family. Weren't they? (Pauses.) Oh crap...since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian: They had a meeting about it last night.
Peter: Why wasn't I told?
Brian: They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter" on it so you must of thought it was from you, so you didn't...you know, its just easier to call you stupid.
 mechmusician
Joined: 2/8/2005
Msg: 20
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/17/2005 1:07:08 PM
stewie(to hooker): so tell me, is there any tread left of the tire at all, or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
 dig1
Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 21
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/18/2005 12:46:43 PM
when the dog and the baby go to the upsidownface kids house and well if you seen the show you will be laughing you ass off about the freudian slip of saving face upside down and the look stewie gave the dog was like anime meets the exorcist it is to laugh no realy.
 hauntingdesires
Joined: 2/11/2005
Msg: 22
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/18/2005 2:40:39 PM
The mafia episode

Peter to the Mob guys, "What do you want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?

new episodes...

Brian to Meg.." So your 17 now, if you ever , ya know, wanna fool around... just throwing that out there..."
 cody_coyote
Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 23
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/18/2005 3:09:11 PM
I thought this thread was dead... glad to see someone resurrected it.

Peter Griffin: You're not fat, Chris, you just come from a long line of husky Griffins. Like your great uncle, Jabba the Griffin.
[flashback]
Jabba the Griffin: Mak ya nak ya mook ya wookie nipple pinchy.

LOL... I guess you just had to see that one.
 cody_coyote
Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 24
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/18/2005 4:57:49 PM
Wow Queen of Green... that was something else. I think you just did a synopsis of season 1.
 timex180
Joined: 6/4/2005
Msg: 25
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/18/2005 5:14:18 PM
Peter: Holy Crip, It's a Crapple
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