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 sub girl wanted
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ok jammin' to ac/dc! Seriously though i was wondering..with all the fetishes/kinks/ attractions out there ive never really noticed any about a guys uhh balls(even diapers are more important? lol).So i was wondering if any women have a thing for them?Maybe even a particular fetish for them?Dont get me wrong,of course whats right above them is much more important.But still...do women care what they look/feel like?Like 'em big/small/or dont give a damn?Smooth or natural?I know since i tool the mach-3 to them way back,they started getting alot more attention.And i like it!
 Tarnished_Knight
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Posted: 9/12/2009 11:12:54 AM
Actually, kpooks, you can thank the prostate for the quantity of seminal fluid ejaculated during orgasm. Not so much the testicals.

TK
{somebody was sleeping during Biology 101}
 michele6259
Joined: 12/29/2007
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Posted: 9/12/2009 11:20:10 AM
I love paying them special attention...

especially when they are small, snug and hairless.
the visual of them convulsing at orgasm is so amazing.
 sub girl wanted
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Posted: 9/12/2009 4:24:53 PM
"Yes, not really sure why, other then the fact that when you play with them and suck on them you get an awesome reaction from most men." Well it feels good!Yeah not nearly as sensitive as the shwanker(sorry Amish slang)but still nice,especially on the underside.
 sub girl wanted
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Posted: 9/12/2009 5:09:00 PM
^ well,the ac/dc song came on,and i noticed alot of the threads started in 05 /06 so we need some 09 ones! Gotta make a slight retraction i checked some alt d/s type sites...their is a fetish based on balls...ball crushing! Wtf who would want their balls crushed?But there was actually guys signed up for it.It hurt just reading that lol.
 folumpscious
Joined: 8/24/2009
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Posted: 9/12/2009 9:46:32 PM
Gosh the topics tonight, lol. I enjoy sucking on a mans balls, maybe I'm weird, but when you give a bj, not just a bj, but a damn good one...every crevise must be explored..
 A_wild _rose
Joined: 7/30/2008
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Posted: 9/13/2009 7:44:42 AM
I agree that every crevice being explored is part of a good BJ. I believe or think the term for sucking on ball is called tea bagging is it not. That being said having them trimmed is nice as it beats having to remove hair from your teeth or mouth later. As for size it does not matter to me. I just like to see the reaction of my man when I suck and lick his. Some balls are so ultra sensitive that it makes for a very pleasurable time, when giving the boys attention with either my hands or my mouth.
So folumpscious if liking to suck a man's ball makes one weird, I am right there with you girlfriend!
 deerdog1
Joined: 12/29/2006
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Posted: 9/13/2009 6:02:19 PM
well Im going to weigh in on this ... but I only have experience with one set of balls ...mine ...well mine are really big .. not my opinion I have had women exclaim with the first viewing gosh you have huge balls ..they also said I had a big penis ...but as I said I dont have much to reference...so they could have been just lying ..stroking my ego...LOL . so you women who dont like low hanging jewels guess you better steer clear of me .

..as for you playing with my testicles I would just as soon you leave them be ...they are oh so sensitive ... and even the softest touch can leave me balled up and groaning ...so if playing with them is your thing please pretend they are full of nitro and handle them as such

I had one woman who would not continue to date me after she saw them ..not because she thought they were ugly but she said that men with big testicles were over sexed and could not be faithful ..where she heard this I know not .. well at that time in my life she was more right than wrong ... I have always maintained that I can be faithful ...but at the time I knew her I was definately over sexed and had no intent on committing to one woman so being faithful was not in the equation... however I have spent much of my life as a sex addict as luck would have it I spent much of my life with over sexed women which made being faithful a tad bit easier ...now I still dont know if that has anything to do with my big gonads ...as I now have my sex addiction under better control ..now I only think about sex during all my waking hours ...where before I lost much sleep thinking about sex...but my nuts are still big ..

. they do make for problems lounging around by the pool in shorts ...as they tend to roll out the nearest opening ...also wearing gym shorts in high school was not possible ..the first day in gym class I dressed in my gym shorts the coach walked up to me looked down and said this is never going to work...after that the coach would just laugh when someone asked why I could wear sweats while they had to dress out in shorts ... I did manage never to dribble the wrong ball while playing basket ball..with the help of a industrial strength jock strap ...

as for hair down there that went out in the seventies for women and eighties for men there aint no hair in my shorts just a lot of nuts
 A_wild _rose
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Posted: 9/13/2009 11:22:36 PM
Deerdog hmm didnt know jock straps came in industrial strengh. But hey at least you didnt trip over your boys playing basketball. I guess it is a good thing you didnt take up playing football getting tackled would be hard on your boys not to mention the tight uniform pants. Track would probably be out of the question too with the barely there shorts. Also swimming as speedos leave very little to the imagination.
 deerdog1
Joined: 12/29/2006
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Posted: 9/14/2009 3:32:00 AM

You are so creative. You should have a blog. You'd be so good at it.



awww yall noticed ..yea I do tend to get creative in my posts ... but they do have origin in facts .... I just like to add a bit of humor ..or arrange the facts where they are interesting to read ... I dont have time for a blog ...so my attempts to be cute will have to remain confined to these forums ...
 Ima P Ness
Joined: 9/9/2009
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Posted: 9/14/2009 11:48:12 AM
never been able to look at my own the same since I heard a comedian mention that god must have had a whole bunch of left over elbow skin to wrap them in....
 serenity0202
Joined: 9/11/2009
Msg: 12
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Posted: 9/14/2009 4:41:55 PM
Personally, I don't care if your balls are big or small.... as long as you've got some.

Smooth is always better though! Nobody wants to have a mouth full of pubes when you're down there licking/sucking. Same goes for the base of the shaft. Please keep it tidy guys! I find it quite unappealing if a guy has a bug bushy package. I like to be able to see what I'm getting into...
 deerdog1
Joined: 12/29/2006
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Posted: 9/14/2009 5:37:44 PM

How big are we talking here?

Peach,Orange or Grapefruit sized?



I was really just curious what HUGE HAIRLESS balls looked like.


closer like I said I just have to take the women who have seen them at their word ...I dont have any comparison data ... they are just a touch bigger than lemons well they are longer than lemons you know kinda kidney shaped ...but sense you dont like them hanging down guess im out of luck .... though the boys are about the size of lemons they are in a bag that could hold baseballs easy .... except when I am cold then it shrinks so tight that they actually hurt a bit ...I guess the guys who have smaller ones are lucky I have seen porn where the guy looked like he didnt even have any ..they were up inside of him when his bag was taunt .... well mine wont go up inside me so they just get squeezed and blue .... gosh yall needed all this info didnt you ...lol ...well I am just going to think of it like the women who have a large floppy labia ... some may think its ugly ..I just consider it more real estate in my erogenous zone
 serenity0202
Joined: 9/11/2009
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Posted: 9/14/2009 5:53:40 PM
I did manage never to dribble the wrong ball while playing basket ball..with the help of a industrial strength jock strap ...

Hahaha.......

I'm sure your balls are just fine deerdog. Who really cares if the hang low or sit tight. They're all beautiful!!
 MsMicki
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Posted: 9/15/2009 4:14:07 AM
Once again........size does matter!!!
Too big.....and one can't woller them around in her mouth.....
Too little......well......they're just no fun!!

and the low hanging ones are good for a few things.....as in slapping against Miss Puss
when doing it doggy style!!
 tallshyman
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Posted: 9/15/2009 10:36:50 AM

Peach,Orange or Grapefruit sized?

I will have trouble walking with them that big. Some times I hurt mine just from walking around.
 deerdog1
Joined: 12/29/2006
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Posted: 9/15/2009 7:17:40 PM

Do you WAX them? lol


closer ..I think I have said enough in this thread ...dont you ..LOL...well i cant help it you asked ..and I got the balls to answer ...LOL

you know its kinda funny ... I have a lot of body hair ...especially in certain areas ... when I did have a forest down there it was long thick and curly ..were talking a brush pile down there ..but like i said that was in the eighties ... but on the boys ... I just dont have many hairs .. just a few here and there ..which i either clip when im manscaping the clear cut above ..or i just jerk them out one at a time when I notice one ..other than that the tea bags are smooth and silky ...I got to shut up now ..the whole damn world knows all about my balls
 sub girl wanted
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Posted: 9/15/2009 8:47:34 PM
Morphed from AC/DC to Dr.Suess.What more can ya ask?
 MisterEd0950
Joined: 4/19/2006
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Posted: 6/18/2011 3:38:09 AM
I have been blessed or cursed with freakishly huge balls. Ive been teased about them since jr high gym class. By the time I got out of high school they were about the size of 2 lemons.
I have been checked by a few doctors over the years and have been told this is rare but nothing to be concerned about. I still wonder what women think the first time they see them. I have always produced incredible amounts of cum from what Ive been told by people Ive been with. They can be uncomfortable at times and are very noticeable with most clothes I wear. Be careful what you wish for is all I can say
 MisterEd0950
Joined: 4/19/2006
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Posted: 6/22/2011 9:08:45 PM
No I cant throw them over my sholder
 Pingshooter
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Posted: 7/3/2011 9:55:09 AM

I find that I do prefer them to be manscaped


That's something that I carried over..my late wife liked the clean feel. Saying how soft they felt.

Nowadays..it akin to dressing up to go out..and sitting on the couch watching TV..sigh..
 tallshyman
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Posted: 7/3/2011 7:16:53 PM
I find it hard to sleep in bed having big balls and big penis. i have sleep on my side and my balls rest on the mattress.
 raquel8880222
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Posted: 7/5/2011 2:42:37 PM
if you've got a huge penis then the large nutty buddies have go with it that s just the facts gotta have the whole deal so size matters i like ac dcs balls song
 adventurer104
Joined: 2/5/2008
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Posted: 7/14/2011 1:38:41 AM
Gotta add my 2 cents>

"If my Aunt had balls, she would be my Uncle!"

Nuff Said!
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
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Posted: 7/14/2011 10:00:33 AM

omg lmbo hehe If only men knew what we were thinking....and vice versa




I use "Balls!" as an expletive, in lieu of "Nuts!" Try it. You'll get a few looks every time, specially if you're a lady.
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