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 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 8
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
 Gogetter56
Joined: 9/27/2008
Msg: 13
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Posted: 11/3/2009 5:54:11 AM
Atheism is a non-prophet organization - Geroge Carlin
 matchlight
Joined: 1/31/2009
Msg: 31
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Posted: 11/6/2009 9:59:47 PM
Another one from Groucho, to a woman he didn't much care for: "Oh, it's you! Sorry, I didn't recognize you standing up."
 Gogetter56
Joined: 9/27/2008
Msg: 33
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Posted: 11/6/2009 10:26:53 PM
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem - "Anger management"
 Gogetter56
Joined: 9/27/2008
Msg: 38
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Posted: 11/7/2009 8:03:33 PM
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?
A: A tattoo.
 oceaneyess
Joined: 2/21/2008
Msg: 41
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Posted: 11/16/2009 12:38:24 AM
"We never touch people so lightly that we do not leave a trace."
ALSO.....
"The stronger the breeze.the stronger the trees."


I forgot where I heard these..but they did leave an impression on me.
 Gogetter56
Joined: 9/27/2008
Msg: 42
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Posted: 11/16/2009 8:37:16 AM
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. " George Carlin
 Gogetter56
Joined: 9/27/2008
Msg: 55
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Posted: 11/16/2009 9:50:57 PM
I Goggled BOB and this is what I came up with:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nej4xJe4Tdg

 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 74
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Posted: 11/19/2009 6:00:54 PM

I love animals.
They are delicious.

I used to know someone years ago who said that he liked them with vegetables.

I'm wondering if we can look forward to seeing "grouchy stinky winky forum grump" as a user name soon?

Well , I think that they should start their own Meet up group. Did I just say that? Oh well...
 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 80
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Posted: 11/20/2009 10:36:21 AM

You get to choose between the all expenses paid trip to Bakersfield or, 10 minutes alone with your choice of poster from the "Sin" thread...and a sharp stick.

Oh my if that isn't a little slice of . It truly does make the "grouchy stinky winky forum grump" Meet up group known as Banned camp look more appealing.
 Gogetter56
Joined: 9/27/2008
Msg: 84
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Posted: 11/21/2009 6:50:58 PM
The worst town in CA for me is Fresno...too many family vacation breakdowns there when I was a kid.
 Gogetter56
Joined: 9/27/2008
Msg: 86
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Posted: 11/21/2009 10:48:18 PM
What's wrong with Redding? At least it's totally beautiful and I'm not being the least bit sarcastic. I absolutely love that part of CA. My favorite is South OC, but Quincy is awesome in it's own way.

How did we get so far off topic?

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? " - George Carlin
 Gogetter56
Joined: 9/27/2008
Msg: 88
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Posted: 11/22/2009 8:33:00 AM
OK, that does explain it

Here's another from George Carlin - "I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. "
 Gogetter56
Joined: 9/27/2008
Msg: 90
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Posted: 11/22/2009 8:56:23 AM
...then Harry Reid
 Gogetter56
Joined: 9/27/2008
Msg: 92
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:17:18 PM
In church today we were sharing what we were thankful for and my grandma, who will be 92 this Thursday, said "I'm thankful that I have made it this far and that wrinkles don't hurt".
 Gogetter56
Joined: 9/27/2008
Msg: 108
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Posted: 11/25/2009 9:11:41 AM

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
- George Carlin

Spoken like a true lefty
 matchlight
Joined: 1/31/2009
Msg: 109
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Posted: 11/25/2009 10:03:47 AM
^^^^^Yes, all hail to Jacques Derrida, Michel Foucault, and Jurgen Habermas--still one more offshoot of the Frankfurt School. I used to have to read that neo-Marxist nonsense in planning school and try to make sense of it. It started in literature and metastasized into fields like architecture and city planning.
 Gogetter56
Joined: 9/27/2008
Msg: 111
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Posted: 11/25/2009 6:00:10 PM

All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.
- Daniel Boone
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