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 daveg61961
Joined: 9/28/2007
Msg: 5
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Ping has offered Tigers’ wife an endorsement.
Apparently they are the only clubs that can beat him!
 Mozard
Joined: 7/31/2007
Msg: 7
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Posted: 2/22/2010 9:17:59 AM
I heard Tiger was confessing to everything while in rehab and begging forgiveness and swearing to never do the stupid stuff again .. the media wants to change his name to Lion...

yea its lame but its the only Tiger joke I have to offer ...
 KGHOLLYWOOD
Joined: 2/17/2010
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Posted: 3/4/2010 8:04:27 AM
Tiger denies using performance- enhancing drugs, except for Viagra to help straighten out his arms during putts. ...
 komodo
Joined: 5/27/2005
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Posted: 4/9/2010 11:43:03 AM
The Masters started yesterday. The only reason Elin Woods let Tiger play is because the tournament has 18 hole coverage and she can see exactly where he is and what he is doing the whole round. Masters Chairman Billy Payne criticized Tiger Woods’ behavior, saying he did not live up to expectations. He also criticized Elin Woods for attacking Tiger, saying a woman should never, ever touch a golf club.

If it is shown in 3D then anytime someone swings a 9 iron Tiger may experience PTSD.
 travelingmkey
Joined: 4/27/2008
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Posted: 5/3/2010 7:37:51 PM
The pope and Tiger Woods both died. One went to heaven and one went to hell. Unfortunately, due to the mix up the pope was sent to hell and Tiger Woods was sent to heaven. After clarifying the mistake, God decided to send Tiger Woods down to hell and Satan decided to send the pope up. Somewhere in the between Tiger Woods and the pope meet, so they started up a conversation.

The pope says to Tiger Woods "I'm really excited that I'm going to meet the Virgin Mary" Tiger Woods goes "You're too late. She's not a virgin anymore."
 welshgav
Joined: 2/1/2008
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Posted: 5/4/2010 3:45:58 AM
haha, these made me laugh
 GWSmith
Joined: 12/18/2008
Msg: 19
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Posted: 7/4/2010 6:01:48 PM
So recently I saw a DvD at the video store named "Tiger's Favorite 9 Holes". I was saddened to find out it was about golf....
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