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 Solar69
Joined: 1/5/2009
Msg: 1
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So you all know Jeff Foxworthy and his you might be a redneck jokes..... Just wanted to see if you all can come up with a POF themed version . See what you do with the tag like.. You might be a bad catch.... Even better if your inspired by profiles you come across.(would listing said profile be cold hearted lol? jk.... :)

Here's my start,

If you name your cat after a brand of alcohol... You might be a bad catch.

If you list your occupation as "exotic massage specialist" ... you might be a bad catch.

Add a few of your own see how long we can get it(before some hater says it's redundant and wants it deleted)
 Solar69
Joined: 1/5/2009
Msg: 2
You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 1/9/2010 5:12:35 PM
You might be a bad catch......if you just ended your 3rd marriage.
 Solar69
Joined: 1/5/2009
Msg: 3
You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 1/9/2010 6:32:15 PM
You might be a bad catch if you have to write your profile like an infomercial to get peoples attention.
 Solar69
Joined: 1/5/2009
Msg: 4
You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 1/9/2010 9:09:53 PM
You might be a bad catch if you took offense to half the things newgrad listed, because they apply to you.
 Solar69
Joined: 1/5/2009
Msg: 5
You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 1/9/2010 10:03:14 PM
If your photos have a time stamp dating prior to"2005" you might be a bad catch.

(wonder how many people are editing their profiles.......Come on you all, let it out what bothers you about people on here.)
 Solar69
Joined: 1/5/2009
Msg: 6
You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 1/9/2010 10:57:07 PM

You might be a bad catch if.. you mention how shocking people cheating on you are and your profile says you're cheating too.

( that's the truth.. always okay when you do it)

You might be a bad catch if.. your a woman seeking a man but make it clear that "YOU DONT NEED A MAN!" because your "independent".
 raxarsr
Joined: 7/10/2008
Msg: 7
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You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 1/10/2010 8:28:53 PM
if you care more about how your date looks as opposed to whats in their heart
 theforumfiend
Joined: 10/21/2007
Msg: 8
You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 1/17/2010 9:24:37 PM
If your profile says you are single, you've been on here for over a year, but you post a thread about how crushed you are because you just found out your spouse is cheating on you.

If you think it's ok to bad mouth the opposite sex, but can't figure out why you can't get a date.
 daveg61961
Joined: 9/28/2007
Msg: 9
You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 1/22/2010 6:27:50 AM
I have 2 cats. One is named stupid and the other b!tch cat.
 theforumfiend
Joined: 10/21/2007
Msg: 10
You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 10/28/2011 7:24:21 PM
If you are a self-proclaimed "nice guy", but posting about how women are shallow, rude, and attention whores.

(Same goes for the female version of this.)
 MotoGPatrick
Joined: 9/5/2011
Msg: 11
You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 10/30/2011 5:57:22 AM
You ask your date if she has caught crabs before but forgot to elaborate that you meant hoop netting for the dungeness variety.
 bdjle4408
Joined: 2/7/2010
Msg: 12
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You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/23/2012 11:22:29 AM
if you are on this website and wont spend $15 a month to find a real date...............you might be a bad catch
 snorkeler
Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 13
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You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/24/2012 10:16:17 AM

If you mention that you are "Bi", but fail to include the "polar"


too funny!

you may be a bad catch if you "almost" won a Darwin Award but miraculously pulled through
 snorkeler
Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 14
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You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/24/2012 10:30:33 AM

If you have half naked pics advertising sex but confused or hate it when tolled how sexy or hot you look. "duh"
i see through the smoke and mirrors; when it seems clear there's only more smoke and mirrors.
if you on PLENTY of FISH because of low self-esteem and only fishing for complements to try and built your self back up. "that's what good friends are for, get out of the water and make room for the hungry fish"


seriously? not to be the self proclaimed word Nazi- but seriously?
tolled-what you pay (told)

If you ARE on........build......

perhaps this post was meant to be the most humerus? Made me laugh

we could ALL use some Hiyah level of education or at least a good spell check LMAO
 mitisluman
Joined: 12/17/2006
Msg: 15
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You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/24/2012 7:55:54 PM
you might be a bad catch if you got a poop bag tied to your leg
you might be a bad catch if your poop bag leeks
 theforumfiend
Joined: 10/21/2007
Msg: 16
You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/30/2012 7:51:57 PM
if every picture of you has you wearing a hat - especially if they include sunglasses.

if you scowl in all your pictures (mad much?).
 theforumfiend
Joined: 10/21/2007
Msg: 17
You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 7/5/2012 10:22:57 PM
You are trying to give us your come hither look, but we can see your underwear and other laundry hanging up behind you.
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