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 sohtap
Joined: 2/21/2008
Msg: 1
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What the hell do they want? Some of us men have had enough, Australian women seem to have this pre-conceived idea that Australian men are there to be used and abused. Some of us are nice guys and will bend over backwards to for the woman we are with but still they want more. Is it me or am I now so dis-enchanted with the Australian female of the species that I have given up! Give me an American woman any day now!
 pinkpandora
Joined: 1/4/2010
Msg: 2
The Conundrum Called The Australian Woman
Posted: 1/10/2010 6:31:38 PM
Go to America and stop whinging.
 Leatheryman
Joined: 5/11/2009
Msg: 3
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Posted: 1/10/2010 6:38:55 PM
American? Just what is it you're looking for? I thought maybe you were tired of shallow, superficial women. Why wouldn't you pick say.... Brazillian? Just for an example.
 kmac6
Joined: 1/20/2008
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Posted: 1/10/2010 6:58:01 PM
I would be asking the question as to why you would choose these "women".

Kinda smacks of the similar complaint, "all men are **stards" to me.

Just ain't true!
 kmac6
Joined: 1/20/2008
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Posted: 1/10/2010 7:00:11 PM
ooooh look they knocked the ba out. I meant B.a.s.t.a.r.d.s....

Wonder if that will get through?
 Hilly1971
Joined: 12/5/2009
Msg: 6
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Posted: 1/10/2010 7:06:08 PM

I now so dis-enchanted with the Australian female of the species that I have given up!

Thank god im a Pommie then...there is hope for me yet!


Some of us are nice guys

Nice guys tend to be either Boring, fat, ugly or all of the above... that's why they always finish last....doh!


Give me an American woman any day now!

They are often fat and ugly too so it should be a match made in heaven.

Good luck!!
 kmac6
Joined: 1/20/2008
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Posted: 1/10/2010 7:08:41 PM
Ha ha ha ha ...

Yes and how true it is that American women are less high maintainance and demanding!!!!
 greyingred
Joined: 6/12/2008
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Posted: 1/10/2010 8:11:37 PM
call me picky but I prefer my men do not bend over backwards unless of course we are trying position number mission fkn impossible.

Had a bad day did we? Never mind once you have got all that bile out you might be sweeter. SO go on..who are you exactly mad about...cos I love a good gossip....surely it can't be the whole of australia...mind you being a pom means of course I am exempt. Seems there are more poms on this site than technically allowed...I was told I couldn't post on the UK Forum.

No point him trying the Brazillians, they are too smooth for a rough Aussie
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 9
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Posted: 1/10/2010 8:18:26 PM
i was thinking thai it is a very refreshing to the system.
of course if you do go America you must realize that you will only get 80cents to the $
or new zealand is not a bad exchange rate .
bj
 greynomad43
Joined: 4/11/2009
Msg: 10
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Posted: 1/10/2010 8:19:04 PM
An American saleswoman is driving toward home in northern Arizona ...

... when she sees a Native American woman hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, she stops the car and the Native American woman gets in.

After a bit of small talk, the Native American woman notices a brown bag on the front seat. "What's in the bag?", she asks.

It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my Australian boyfriend, says the saleswoman.

The Native American woman is silent for a while and then says, "Good trade."

 Beachippy
Joined: 3/21/2006
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Posted: 1/10/2010 9:05:03 PM
""Give me an American Woman !"".. OK.. let me tune up....

(koff,koff, twang)

American woman gonna mess your mind
American woman, she gonna mess your mind
American woman gonna mess your mind
American woman gonna mess your mind
Say A,
Say M,
Say E,
Say R,
Say I,
C,
Say A,
N,
American woman gonna mess your mind
American woman gonna mess your mind
American woman gonna mess your mind

American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don’t come hangin’ around my door
I don’t wanna see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin’ old with you
,
American woman, listen what I say.

American woman, get away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don’t come knockin’ around my door
Don’t wanna see your shadow no more
Coloured lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else’s eyes
Now woman, I said get away
American woman, listen what I say.

American woman, said get away
American woman, listen what I say
Don’t come hangin’ around my door
Don’t wanna see your face no more
I don’t need your war machines
I don’t need your ghetto scenes
Coloured lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else’s eyes
Now woman, get away from me
American woman, mama let me be.

Go, gotta get away, gotta get away
Now go go go
Gonna leave you, woman
Gonna leave you, woman
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
You’re no good for me
I’m no good for you
Gonna look you right in the eye.
Tell you what I’m gonna do
You know I’m gonna leave
You know I’m gonna go
You know I’m gonna leave
You know I’m gonna go, woman
I’m gonna leave, woman
Goodbye, American woman
Goodbye, American chick
Goodbye, American broad ...


thankyou..

 Hawaiianluau
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 12
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Posted: 1/11/2010 1:25:39 AM
^^^
That was actually a 1970 anti war tune with American Woman referring to the Statue of Liberty.
The writers (The Guess Who) were Canadian.

 spicynicegirl
Joined: 8/10/2008
Msg: 13
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Posted: 1/11/2010 1:38:52 AM
OP I have to laugh because I have an American friend I chat with and he complains all the time about how stuck up and demanding American women are................he can't wait to move to Australia.................

I think there's an expression, now how does it go oh yes................the grass is always greener................yadda, yadda, yadda.
 Beachippy
Joined: 3/21/2006
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Posted: 1/11/2010 1:43:30 AM
and there 100,000,000 of them... hard to generalise...


oh? Hawaii.. then who was Albert Flasher?....
 Prakticle
Joined: 4/23/2009
Msg: 15
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Posted: 1/11/2010 3:10:54 AM
^^^thought it was an album name?????
 Hawaiianluau
Joined: 11/13/2008
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Posted: 1/11/2010 2:17:08 PM
?

 greyingred
Joined: 6/12/2008
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Posted: 1/11/2010 5:39:46 PM
^^^^ yup the probability of dying of old age waiting around here expecting to meet someone is 100%. Maybe even 110%. Call me old fashioned but I suspect meeting someone involves a bit more than sitting at a computer in the spare bedroom where the only thing banging are your fingers on the keys.
 acorn
Joined: 9/17/2009
Msg: 18
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Posted: 1/11/2010 8:35:11 PM
^^^^Help me OB1 Kenobe for it seems now YOU are my only hope.
 Eldrida
Joined: 11/13/2009
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Posted: 1/12/2010 2:59:46 AM
Amazingly enough, women (AUSTRALIAN women, even!) do not have a hive mind and do not all want the same thing/not want the same thing.

Treat us as individuals and you'll do better.
 Prakticle
Joined: 4/23/2009
Msg: 20
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Posted: 1/12/2010 3:29:59 AM
I think that Churchill had actually just met "Russia Fraser" a real Aussie Chick when he uttered....
"I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian............"

he then meant to say Vodka! but thought better of it and didnt want politicians know that he was smitten by an Aussie "chick" so he covered it up with........"national interest"

Pommie Moron......couldnt see past the cigar smoke

 Eldrida
Joined: 11/13/2009
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Posted: 1/12/2010 3:33:19 AM
Winston Churchill, what a legend.

"Winston, you're drunk!"
"Bessie, you're ugly. Tomorrow, I'm going to be sober."

I believe George Bernard Shaw tried to get him going by sending him two tickets to his new play once: "One for you and bring a friend, if you have one."

He telegrammed back saying he couldn't make opening night but would be happy to attend the following night's performance, "if there is one."



Sorry for derailing the topic
 greyingred
Joined: 6/12/2008
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Posted: 1/17/2010 11:21:53 AM

Sorry for derailing the topic


^^^^^And here we have prime almost pristine example of the conundrum of Australian Women.

1. Is she really and truly deeply and forever sorry?
2. She is Australian and only the English permanently apologise nay verily even unto apologising for apologising....most Aussies refuse to apologise substituting with 'she'll be right mate".
3. Is she really and truly, deeply and forever derailing the topic.
4. Can topics be derailed or is this verb soley for the use of trains?
5. Sorry I lost my train of thought so five is cancelled due to lack of intelligence.
6. Topic...here in this word and all it's connotations there is no Australian, no cultural barriers just the woman...the universal woman...... responding to the english name of a particularily deliciously nutty chocolate...aka Picnic over here.

And the biggest conundrum.....I am sober...I usually am....tis scarey
 debnco
Joined: 10/5/2007
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Posted: 1/17/2010 5:09:11 PM
Maybe they don't want just an Intimate Encounter .....Like your profile states ..
Or maybe they don't want to be blocked from contacting genuine people .No just FB ...
 julianx
Joined: 2/9/2008
Msg: 24
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Posted: 1/19/2010 5:19:39 AM

What the hell do they want?


Clearly they don't want someone who whines and moans all the time.


Australian women seem to have this pre-conceived idea that Australian men are there to be used and abused.


Bin' hangin' out at the Hellfire Club too much, have ya?


Some of us are nice guys and will bend over backwards to for the woman we are with but still they want more.


Hmmm if you can't satisfy a woman, then perhaps you should be bending over forwards.


Is it me


Yep
 Prakticle
Joined: 4/23/2009
Msg: 25
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Posted: 1/19/2010 5:47:20 AM
this seems to fit............

She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a childBut she’s always a woman to me

She can lead you to love
She can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But she’ll never believe you
And she’ll take what you give her, as long as it’s free
She steals like a thief
But she’s always a woman to me

Chorus
Oh-she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She’s ahead of her time
Oh-and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind

And she’ll promise you more
Than the garden of eden
Then she’ll carelessly cut you
And laugh while you’re bleedin’
But she’ll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she’s always a woman to me

Chorus

She is frequently kind
And she’s suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases
She’s nobody’s fool
But she can’t be convicted
She’s earned her degree
And the most she will do
Is throw shadows at you
But she’s always a woman to me
-Billy Joel
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