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 blue450
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...A Father & his young Son are walking on the street and come across two dogs mating. The puzzled child asks "What are they doing?" The quick thinking Father replied "The one dog has gone blind & his friend is pusing him to the Hospital".....
 lateralus13
Joined: 5/20/2008
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The Stiff Upper Lip..Jokes From The British Point Of View..
Posted: 2/28/2010 5:20:30 AM
no joints for a month?
thank you, thank you
 PirateJohn09
Joined: 1/7/2009
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The Stiff Upper Lip..Jokes From The British Point Of View..
Posted: 3/30/2010 6:43:38 PM

Do You know the difference
between KY jelly and Putty?
No? i bet all Your windows
have fallen out?

Do you know the difference between fried chicken and a pile of crap?

No? Don't ever invite me to dinner.
 *november babee*
Joined: 2/19/2009
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Posted: 3/31/2010 10:45:09 AM
Paddys wife goes to the doctor complaining that after 10 years of marriage she has never had an orgasm
The doctor advises her to relax and use a fan while having sex to keep her cool.. Paddy refuses to pay for a fan, and asks his mate if he would mind flapping a towel for her while they made love the following friday night, his mate agrees but she still didnt have an orgasm..
next morning she asks Paddy if he and his mate could swap over, so Saturday night Mick has a go with the wife while Paddy stands and flaps the towel..
after 20 mins of the best most mind blowing sex she had had in 10 years she starts to howl and moan like a banshee and her body shudders having the best most intense orgasm of her life...
Paddy looks over to his mate sweating on the bed and says, 'and that my friend is how you flap a feckin towel...!!'
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