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 lateā„¢
Joined: 2/1/2010
Msg: 2
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From one of my all-time favorite POF forum posters:


"....only now i realize i touched it and now i have to wash my hands and fuking hate public restrooms. i mean everytime i go to the bathroom i sit down in the pee of a thousand women. you think guys are bad. i swear women are hoolahooping while peeing in public restrooms. i need a beer now"

~ Pirate Mollie
 Delete_Me_Please
Joined: 11/10/2009
Msg: 3
Why I hate public restrooms
Posted: 2/19/2010 12:14:18 PM

Please spread the word and tell everyone to be quiet when they are in there.

I've already shot off my first letter: "The next time you're in a bathroom tugging your junk, keep the moans to a minimum or the guy who couldn't resist the food court's Super Duper Big Gulp will bash your brains in. And good luck with your reelection campaign, Mr. Senator."
 carterscutie85
Joined: 5/31/2007
Msg: 4
Why I hate public restrooms
Posted: 2/19/2010 12:15:04 PM
IDK. I don't think I have ever heard someone moaning and groaning in there..of course I usually too busy paying attention to what I need to do and to my son to notice..
 MichelleRenee1234
Joined: 10/19/2009
Msg: 6
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Posted: 2/19/2010 12:52:46 PM
lol... got anger issues op?

I never really experienced this, but if I ever did I think I would probably find it kinda funny. Guess I have an immature sense of humor like that.

What I absolutely CAN'T stand are the gross, disgusting, inconsiderate germ-meisters who don't wash their hands. I like to tell them they should. And if they're embarrassed about it--good. They should be.

And one thing I've always wondered... why is it common practice for women to wash their hands after taking a leak and not men? We're not the only putting our hands all over our parts.... ? Odd.
 nipoleon
Joined: 12/27/2005
Msg: 7
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Posted: 2/19/2010 12:56:31 PM
Are you kidding ?
In a shopping mall, I just want the bathroom to be there, in working condition..... and where I can find it.
I don't care if there's a Jurassic Park, screaming jungle going on as long as it's there when I need it.
 Twilightslove
Joined: 12/9/2008
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Posted: 2/19/2010 1:04:35 PM
And I thought you were going to talk about people's disgusting habits of not flushing or peeing all over the seat or when they throw their personal items on the floor instead of using the trash can beside them.

Then again, I also thought you might have been speaking of all the trashy posting going on all over the door and walls.

Oh well, I cannot remember anyone moaning or groaning in there but I'm actually just in a hurry to get back out of there.
 picassodali
Joined: 2/3/2010
Msg: 9
Why I hate public restrooms
Posted: 2/19/2010 1:14:06 PM

i swear women are hoolahooping while peeing in public restrooms


This...I had to laugh at. And sigh a little cause it's true and it's revolting.

I don't think women usually moan in the bathroom..though I did go into one at a bar and there was a couple doin it in the next stall haha. I only moan if I'm drunk and being dramatic about how amazing it feels to be getting rid of all that extra beer in my body... But that's just for laughs.
 GeneralizingNow
Joined: 10/10/2007
Msg: 11
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Posted: 2/19/2010 1:32:47 PM

What really drives me nuts are those giant rolls of toilet paper that are so heavy the toilet paper breaks off one square at a time when you pull on it. grrr.
DAMN STRAIGHT! Either increase the tensile strength of the paper or reduce the size of the roll. So nowadays they don't run out of TP, but the floor is riddled with little bits of [wet] paper that the custodial staff have to clean up--I bet they'd prefer to just replace a toilet roll, thank you very much.

Fortunately, women don't grunt too often--but PLEASE utilize the "courtesy flush".

The fact that I have to use a public restroom--8 stalls-- every friggin' day at work is one of the reasons I want to retire early. Not shtting you, either. People are pigs, and wallow in their own muck because "someone" will clean it up for them.
 9035768
Joined: 9/20/2007
Msg: 13
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Posted: 2/19/2010 3:01:51 PM

Anyone else annoyed by this?

Uuuum... no. But, I'm a girl. And I look before I sit. (Because of the hula-hoop thing... I also have alcohol, tea tree oil, or disinfectant on me at all times.)

If the guy is relieving himself, wouldn't the most logical sound be a moan? Prostate problems, holding it in all that time, maybe the guy is holding in a fart! Ya'll are mean in the restrooms!

Just another reason I wouldn't be happy to be a guy. The "no talking in the restroom" rule is just horrible. I've had a friend since 2000?(Whenever Moulin Rouge came out) I made from talking while in the movie restroom.
 breath~
Joined: 1/13/2008
Msg: 14
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Posted: 2/19/2010 3:10:57 PM

...I get in there or you might find your head bashed in the wall.

^ Now there's a reason to "hate public restrooms".
You may find yourself in there with a violent, easily disturbed person!

 12 Volt Man
Joined: 1/1/2010
Msg: 16
Why I hate public restrooms
Posted: 2/19/2010 4:02:51 PM
while on vacation this past christmas in Cozumel Mexico, my family and I went to Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville restaurant.

in the men's bathroom they had a 'no farting' sign above the urinals.

I was thinking that should be mandatory for all men's bathrooms..
 readyfornow
Joined: 5/15/2009
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Posted: 2/19/2010 4:36:33 PM
Helluva thread. I once worked for a cable company where a third of the installers were Mexican Nationals. When visiting the "banyo" they always threw the toilet paper in the waste basket instead of flushing it with all the recycled carnitas, burritos, enchiladas, etc. Talk about a toxic work environment.
 12 Volt Man
Joined: 1/1/2010
Msg: 19
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Posted: 2/19/2010 5:14:40 PM
women don't go into public restrooms to urinate or deficate.

they go in there to talk about us guys.
 Pirate Mollie
Joined: 7/21/2009
Msg: 20
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Posted: 2/19/2010 5:35:15 PM
ha ha there is that creepy stalky grizzly adams guy again quoting my words like don't you have a girlfriend or something? i don't even remember posting that i was probably drunk. you are pretty okay in my book though. i do still hate fuking pubic restrooms they are just so goddam gross i would rather have an enima which reminds me i went to the dominican republic last week with my parents and sister and her god awful kids. like i totally can't get away from them anyway did anyone know that the domincan republic is next to haiti? so we go out to eat a lot and there was this wierdo who totally ate with his mouth open and food was falling out a little bit. he sounded like a dog licking his balls i swear it was totally disgusting i mean who does that?????? anyway i am always surprised when people like me it kinda cool. i love you all just don't expect a blowjob from me haha i only do that on the second date but i will share my rum with you. group hug!
 Padawan61
Joined: 3/1/2008
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Posted: 2/20/2010 10:20:17 PM
I can hear "uuuuhhhh"s and stupid disgusting groaning sounds like that. You're peeing for gods sake, not nailing some chick

Didn't you know?? It's common knowledge that guys who moan and groan while pissing in a urinal is really fantasizing that he's knocking up some chick doggie-style. The pissing is really analogous to cumming.
 barbee1970
Joined: 12/29/2008
Msg: 24
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Posted: 2/21/2010 1:58:31 PM
That and people who think others have to follow right behind them with a pooper scooper. Do your business and get out!

There is no need to pee/poop all over the seat/floor and leave it there.

Why women have to throw all of the toilet paper all over the floor is beyond me! I have to go, can never find a seat that hasn't been p---d all over.

Recently I heard this school age girl tell her friend she stands up and pees. Stupid idiot!! Women are anatonomically different form guys. Quit p----ing all over the floor and toilet of at least clean up after yourself!!!
 452
Joined: 11/1/2009
Msg: 25
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Posted: 2/21/2010 5:42:10 PM
I know that your post was not meant to be funny but God I could not stop laughing all the way through.


This must be a male thing because never when I used a public washroom have I ever heard any moans and groans from the other women emptying their bladders or bowels.



I don't care if there's a Jurassic Park, screaming jungle going on as long as it's there when I need it.



Omg! I almost peed myself from laughing so hard.
 johninsd
Joined: 3/2/2009
Msg: 26
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Posted: 2/21/2010 7:05:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw contains all the wisdom one needs to navigate the mysteries of the public men's room.

Prepare for all sorts of science to be dropped on you.
 Passionate Gent
Joined: 5/2/2009
Msg: 28
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Posted: 2/22/2010 5:21:13 AM
This is a funny thread, but I have no idea how anyone can consistently use the toilet
without making any noise.

Does the OP expect us to believe a fart never comes out while doing their thing?

Don't worry OP, when you get older and you eventually get a little incontinent, that happens once and a while with all older men, you'll start making those hard grunting noises also.

Funniest thing I ever heard in a toilet/truck stop ; A fellow trucker cursed out loud that his toilet didn't have any toilet paper, so he begged his neighbors in the next stall to share some toilet tissue, one of guys in the next stall answered.."Are You A Republican or a Democrat?"

The whole joint lit up with laughter with that comment.
 msquared
Joined: 8/31/2004
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Posted: 2/22/2010 7:42:45 AM

^ Now there's a reason to "hate public restrooms".
You may find yourself in there with a violent, easily disturbed person!


I wouldn't worry about the OP. Guys who act tough on the internet are usually the ones least capable of backing it up in real life.
 itechman63
Joined: 7/7/2005
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Posted: 2/22/2010 8:29:22 AM
Maybe if I entered a public rest room being occupied by George Michael, I'd be more aware of what's going on around me but I go in to do 2 things... pee and wash my hands. I think noticing someone groaning while relieving themselves means you're a little too interested in what's going on with other guys in a public restroom.
 imalitltpot
Joined: 6/9/2009
Msg: 31
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Posted: 2/25/2010 9:10:04 AM
You guys crack me up!

My worst ever public restroom experience was at The Legends at Village West in Kansas City, Kansas, a newer, lovely outdoor shopping center. I pushed open the door for the first stall, and there was poo all over the stool, floor and walls. It looked like someone's azz blew up! I turned around and almost vomited. I told the other lady who was waiting just to leave. I got in my car and left (I had no idea where the mall office was to report it, and by God, I had to pee!!).
 valenciacityx
Joined: 3/10/2009
Msg: 32
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Posted: 2/25/2010 9:50:09 AM
why I hate public restrooms..... ever see a movie called Desperado ?..... I walked into one of those in real life; its enough to give you a phobia.
 Singleinlewistonidaho
Joined: 8/25/2009
Msg: 33
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Posted: 2/25/2010 4:46:49 PM
I clean restrooms at work, a hospital. Been there since july and have not seen anything that bad so far. :)

Mike
 FrankNStein902
Joined: 12/26/2009
Msg: 34
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Posted: 2/25/2010 4:50:46 PM

i hate to think about all the daily objects we touch that contain germs from contact with pissy hands............or even worse

Which is why it is more important to wash your hands before you go to the bathroom and not after.
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