The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Free Dating, Singles and Personals

Joined: 5/22/2005
Msg: 1

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!!Page 1 of 7 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
Ok y'all......letter rip!!! I don't know HOW many times I have heard this one....DOH "Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track"

Joined: 5/2/2005
Msg: 2

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 6:22:31 PM
my fave... posted before... "pardon me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Joined: 5/22/2005
Msg: 3

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 6:23:32 PM
LMAO.....has this s*it really already been posted...GEEEZ-UZ

Joined: 5/22/2005
Msg: 4

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 6:23:57 PM
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

Joined: 5/2/2005
Msg: 5

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 6:24:42 PM
"why don't we go back to my place and do all the things i'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?"

Joined: 5/22/2005
Msg: 6

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 6:25:20 PM
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Joined: 5/2/2005
Msg: 7

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 6:26:59 PM
"wanna go back to my place for sex and pizza?" slap! "ok then...how about sex and and a beer?" slap! "what? you don't like pizza, you don't like beer...what kinda girl are you?"

Joined: 5/22/2005
Msg: 8

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 6:29:03 PM
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

Joined: 5/22/2005
Msg: 9

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 6:30:45 PM
1. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK" 2. "Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's" 3. "Please help the homeless. Take me home with you..." 4. "Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy"

Joined: 5/2/2005
Msg: 10

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 6:31:58 PM
"i've forgotten my phone number...can i have yours?" ...it's really not that funny...i actually forget my phone number on a regular basis...

Joined: 5/22/2005
Msg: 11

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 6:34:19 PM
(I forget mine too...it isn't like I call myself on a regular basis...LOL) "I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex"

Joined: 5/2/2005
Msg: 12

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 6:36:52 PM
are those mirror pants? cause i can sure see myself in 'em!

Joined: 5/22/2005
Msg: 13

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 6:39:35 PM
LOL.....too funny. These are too of my favs...well, it's SO hard to choose...LOL "Do you want to see something swell?" "Do you work for UPS/ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package"

Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 14

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 7:02:16 PM
Excuse me I've lost my puppy. Will you help me look for him? Ohhh I think he went into this cheap motel.

Joined: 5/2/2005
Msg: 15

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 7:03:14 PM
ok Veedub...but what about us guys who like 'em legal?

Joined: 5/22/2005
Msg: 16

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 7:04:31 PM
Good one Vee...use that one regularily? LOL

Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 17

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 7:05:21 PM
older women love puppies to, don't they?

Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 18

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 7:05:51 PM
no, that one alwasy makes me laugh though

Joined: 5/22/2005
Msg: 19

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 7:06:54 PM
Yes Vee....Yes we do...LOL

CoffeeMan

Joined: 6/7/2005
Msg: 20

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 7:07:41 PM
Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I? Since you've already given away your virginity, can I have the box it came in? Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself...

Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 21

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 7:07:44 PM
Would you like to go for breakfast tommorrow? Ok should I call you or nudge you?

Joined: 5/22/2005
Msg: 22

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 7:08:56 PM
Whoa...Coffee...those are good! LOL

CoffeeMan

Joined: 6/7/2005
Msg: 23

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 7:09:50 PM
Thank Leisure Suit Larry for those

Joined: 5/22/2005
Msg: 24

The best, the nastiest, the funniest, the most perverted: Pick Up Lines!!! Posted: 7/14/2005 7:11:15 PM
LMAO