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 RushLuv
Joined: 4/16/2009
Msg: 2
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If you never saw him again after that, he was probably too embarrassed.
 forumfishie
Joined: 9/17/2009
Msg: 3
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Posted: 4/17/2010 12:38:12 PM
Met a guy for a drink, he drank 4 in 30minutes then he told me he feels better now than when he was 20 and, of course after 4 martinis, sure.
He stood up and tried to stand on his hands and landed on his face.
He tried 3 more times, same result.
He came back, sat down and repeated, "I feel younger and stronger than when I was 20"
So, he must had have really weak upper body muscles at 20, I guess.
 forumfishie
Joined: 9/17/2009
Msg: 5
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Posted: 4/17/2010 1:55:22 PM
I think I went out with Anthony too.
He was a real manly man, before the alcohol hit his brain, then it was waterworks about his Mom and his many, many, many, failed relationships.

He said "you must be thinking I'm a little beyatch, because I'm crying"
How often do you cry?
Only when I'm drunk
How often do you drink?
About four,five days a week
But you don't get drunk every time you drink, do you?
Yes, just about every time I drink, I end up drunk

So, I guess he was a little beyatch, at least 5 days out of the week.
 colt8301
Joined: 10/25/2006
Msg: 7
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Posted: 4/17/2010 4:20:38 PM

He then decided to demonstrate right there and then, with people staring, quite impressively he did get down!! .... problem is he then got stuck and couldn't get back up



LOL!!!! sounds like you had a date with an ex-male cheerleader trying to get his "groove" back, that's too funny. this seems like a skit from Mad Tv "Lowered Expectations".
 gogglehead
Joined: 4/1/2010
Msg: 8
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Posted: 4/17/2010 6:29:45 PM
Met a POF date at a restaurant. He looked like the father of the man in his profile pic. Swore up & down it was him though. (Yeah sure it's you, like 25 years ago!!!)
Insisted I order 3 or 4 appetizers for us to share. He gave ZERO input as to which appetizers he might like or not like. So I ordered. When the apps arrived, he complained and picked at every one of them. He was the pickiest eater I've ever met in my life.
OK it's not as weird as doing the splits, but that's all I have.
 WomanInProgress
Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 11
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Posted: 4/18/2010 9:05:28 AM
I once had a guy on a date call everyone in the place over and start doing card tricks, he mentioned it to me in conversation and then it lead to him pulling out a deck he just "happened" to be carrying. That was weird to me.

What was weirder is that everyone in the place actually got sucked into it and became an audience for quite awhile...I didn't know whether to watch or leave.

I had no idea people were so hungry for card tricks out there.
 Puppydog54
Joined: 7/30/2008
Msg: 15
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:24:58 PM
I met a lady for dinner one evening... a first meet. She was pretty, intelligent and seemed nice. After the meal I was walking her to her car when she noticed that I have my name on my license plate. At that point she totally freaked out, yelling that only conceited, egotistical people would EVER put their name on their plates... then got in her car and drove off. Never to be heard from again!
 reet420
Joined: 4/15/2010
Msg: 18
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Posted: 4/19/2010 12:15:07 AM
my date order food, and after bill comes and pull out cash, he tells me dont worry, i claim it from my company, under business deals..
LMFAO
 *army mom*
Joined: 6/9/2009
Msg: 19
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Posted: 4/19/2010 6:19:02 AM
Haven't met anyone who did card tricks or splits, but I just may have met the rudest man in the world -- not from POF -- another site.

He walked me to my car after our meeting and noticed that I had a bumper sticker about my son serving in Afghanistan. He told me my son was a "hired gun" and proceeded to rant about how the U.S. shouldn't even be involved.

I couldn't get in my car fast enough. I figured he was just off his meds ...
 Butterfly~Effect
Joined: 12/12/2008
Msg: 21
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Posted: 4/19/2010 1:14:43 PM
Last date from here that I accepted (almost a year ago)....tried dry humping my leg in the movie line....was even making the noises. I pushed him off ...even though he was 6'4" (I'm 5'3")...and left. I felt sorry for the little older lady behind us for having to witness that though....I hope he didn't turn around and try it with her...
 peppermint petunias
Joined: 9/2/2009
Msg: 22
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Posted: 4/19/2010 5:17:02 PM

He got knocked out in the first round.



Me too, but he wasn't a boxer..

Tombstone hunting for the oldest dead person that lived the longest.
 Sun_Devil_92
Joined: 11/16/2008
Msg: 23
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Posted: 4/19/2010 5:28:57 PM
Hmmm ... I admitted about dating the "Air Supply Groupie" in another thread ...

I did go out with a woman that looked 15 years older than her picture, but that happens a lot ...

And there was the one that was basically Lady Ga Ga in her early 50's ...

Nope, sorry, they've all been pretty normal.
 treselle
Joined: 6/16/2005
Msg: 25
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Posted: 4/21/2010 11:20:13 AM
My date and I were at Winner's looking at shoes. At some point there were just 2 of us and no one around when he farted. I pretended I did not hear it. A moment later he asked me:"Did you hear me? I farted?"
 qu1nn
Joined: 7/16/2008
Msg: 27
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Posted: 4/22/2010 10:54:16 AM
I was out with this woman, she was 39 and I was 30. She was drinking white wine, I had my Corona and she says to me, I want to rip open your shirt! I said huh? I want to rip open your shirt she says again, and I reply with thats not such a good idea. Nice button up shirt, nothing underneath. So, we get ready to leave for the night, and she grabs onto my chest and rips my shirt open!

I went and bought the same shirt again the next day and call it my lucky shirt now
 cap_n_mORGAN
Joined: 7/3/2009
Msg: 32
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Posted: 4/22/2010 1:11:48 PM
I've got a grand one!!!
Talked to a woman for a couple of weeks. We decide to meet I pick her up on my bike. (it was bike week here).
We get to the bar and have a couple of drinks and we start talking. I had asked her what she did for a living on the phone and she never answered me.
So I ask again. She says I am not ready for that. I tell her I am open minded. She replies I'm a escort!!!!
I was floored!!!
I told her it was time for me to go and she got mad!?!?!?!?
Needless to say now I know a ladies job before I pick her up.

Before you ask no she did not try to charge me!!!.....lol
 forumfishie
Joined: 9/17/2009
Msg: 35
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Posted: 4/22/2010 1:35:58 PM
"I blame the media for this girl's fascination in kicking guy's groins"

I have cable, I watch lots of news shows.
I have never gone on a date and think " I wonder if I kick this guy in the groin he'll fall down?"
That has never even crossed my mind, never, not even once!

I don't think is a media, feminist, thing.
There isn't a ball-kicking conspiracy out there!!

I think is a crazy, intoxicated matter.


"So if you would or have done either of this for a man cheating or another reason, then you have been brainwashed like the other some of the female population"

I see your point.
No, I haven't slapped or kicked anybody, male or female.
Why get into a fight with someone who is twice as big and strong as me?


Nooo!
I'm with you, on your decision to walk away!! :-)
vvvvvvvvv
 Helen0426
Joined: 6/2/2009
Msg: 36
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Posted: 4/22/2010 1:45:35 PM

Lol well like I said, it wasn't about spending time with her, it was about wanting another drink for myself.

You could have left and done that somewhere else. Her action was certainly bizarre as well as unacceptable, but yours, in remaining in her company, was by far the weirder of the two.
 cap_n_mORGAN
Joined: 7/3/2009
Msg: 39
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Posted: 4/24/2010 7:36:19 PM

I do hope you realise your now considered married in some areas of Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, Tennessee and Texas.


I don't kown about that but in GA if you sign into a motel as MR. & MRS. whatever you are married!!!
I know a guy that had to divorce a women because of this law!!!!
 WomanInProgress
Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 40
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Posted: 4/25/2010 10:11:10 AM

I agreed to meet this date at the cinema. He was a bit young and "wet behind the ears." He was actually in the cinema when I arrived, so I had to find him!
Needless to say, I didn't repeat the experience.

Just curious - if he was meeting you at the cinema, where else would he have been but in it? I do this all the time - I had no idea it was a bad thing, so I thought I'd ask what went wrong here.

I blame the media for this girl's fascination in kicking guy's groins.

There has to be some connection here with the socio-economic/emotional/mental level of woman you met and this type of behavior. I don't have any friends who it would even dawn on to think this up. It was a weird thing thus the name of the thread. There's no need for a dissertation on why it happened in the context of how women's lib is sending the world to hell. She was probably just an extremely abnormal human being...there are not tons of women out there looking for crotches to kick.
 Helen0426
Joined: 6/2/2009
Msg: 41
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Posted: 4/25/2010 10:53:11 AM

if he was meeting you at the cinema, where else would he have been but in it?

The lobby would have been a much better choice! For one thing, she'd have been able to, literally, see him. Also, when you go in ahead and seat yourself without having discussed this beforehand, someone who's meeting you for the first time might well (very reasonably) assume they've been stood up when they don't see you either outside or in the lobby.
 WomanInProgress
Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 42
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Posted: 4/25/2010 10:57:05 AM
^^^Ok, it was the wording then. I assumed she meant inside the building (in my region we say cinema/theater and it generally means "inside"). Agreed, so long as it's mentioned beforehand it's not a big deal where they're waiting.

I tend to meet people in the actual theater seats or in the lobby but I also mention it beforehand.
 *LadyLinda*
Joined: 6/30/2008
Msg: 43
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Posted: 4/26/2010 3:13:35 AM
I actually went out with this guy more than once....1st date part way through he starts calling me mama and not just once but something like this "are you having a good time mama...do you like the meal mama...are we going out again mama" this was the way it went the whole evening. I thought maybe that was his way of showing affection.....2nd date.....starts calling me cuz....just like he had with the 1st date when he used mama.....then he starts telling me how he is gonna suck me t*** and lick my p****.....needless to say there was no third date.....very annoying....never tried to figure out the real meaning of what he was trying to say.
 Nice7Girl1977
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 44
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Posted: 12/24/2010 1:26:28 PM
It turned out that he was looking for someone to marry so that he could stay in a county.
 kari135
Joined: 9/1/2009
Msg: 45
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Posted: 12/24/2010 2:12:42 PM
Guy I'd met, knew slightly, wanted to take me out for sandwiches and drinks. Okay, fine. Took me to a gay bar, he immediately chugged a couple stiff drinks and insulted the regulars - who, thank heaven, pretended to ignore him. But I never did get the sandwich or a drink, either.
 bikenurse7
Joined: 11/21/2010
Msg: 46
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Posted: 12/24/2010 9:11:20 PM
I am laughing out loud..thanks for posting this one...:) I did go out with an uncontrolled farter years ago..It was really weird.he just kept walking and farting...never said a word about it either... I never went out with him again either.
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