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 *Just Jim*
Joined: 7/6/2007
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Here's

something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and

exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just

turned 71.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't

resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked,

'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?' 'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm

not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and

barbecued ribs? 'I said, 'Not much...

my former doctor said that all red meat is

very unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing

golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, , or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said. He

looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a shit?
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