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 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 1/4/2011
Msg: 1
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Woof Woof Woof Meow Meow Meow
Ive got a Brawn chasing me around,
thought Id give him a place to hang
with the kittens inside the dog pound-

being you keep saying your threads too large to keep going-
now I kind have to stay so you keep posting here
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 2
The Dog Pound for Kittens
Posted: 3/26/2011 11:29:49 PM
yeah, I get you too.. and I could go into loving you
this contemporary is really givin me the blues
Love a verb? I've no clue.
butcha won't see many chics around here with camaro hair do's..
arf
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 3
The Dog Pound for Kittens
Posted: 3/27/2011 12:09:57 AM
I don't haiku but I can half assed ballad
kinda like wearin boxers for the freedom
anyone else wish the boys nowdays would pull their pants up?
even jethro was intelligent enough to use a rope for a belt

ah, the ode is where it starts gettin complicated
I still ain't sure about that one
"A classic ode is structured in three major parts: the strophe, the antistrophe, and the epode" *
Yeah, right.. yanno?

*wikipedia
 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 1/4/2011
Msg: 4
The Dog Pound for Kittens
Posted: 3/28/2011 4:58:53 AM
^^^^purrrrrrrrfect Anna is here YAY!

Once upon a time there was a thread
that ran so long it just had to end,
so a new one started for all to post
to remember where to find our friend,
with a big heart and ears and yea a tail
down someplace where its nice n' hot,
where one day he'll have us all over
for chicken he barbacues a lot,
and women he does have this passion for
making sure we are all happy and kissed,
for we do know when we are not here
we surely all are very missed..........
we love you Brawn
 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 1/4/2011
Msg: 5
The Dog Pound for Kittens
Posted: 3/28/2011 9:10:25 AM
new word for the day:

Bublaxin ~ in the bath with a water proof toy (he he he) and your fave water additive.
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 6
The Dog Pound for Kittens
Posted: 3/28/2011 11:25:54 AM
sorry, darlin.. rainy day and a lil slow
I've become a SSW.. slow southern white
bubblaxin.. been preachin that for years
and a shower massage ain't exactly female feared
the hand held ones
yanno where I'm comin from?

Pulsate equals throb
splash splash splash then an Oh My God
the water pic's a lil rough though
make sure you gal's turn that on low

soap on a rope
there's always hope
you can go ahead and drop it with a lover
just checkin the temp of your water

yanno I love blowin bubbles
where the hell is my snorkel?
ann stole my snorkel again didn't she?
she might seem innocent but she's kinda sneaky
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 7
The Dog Pound for Kittens
Posted: 3/28/2011 8:58:05 PM
I'm kinda lucky 'cause I never have to look for love.
And the Indian Princess is three fourths dove.
figured I'd better try to salvage this..
no secret that I adore the Indian Princess

only so much you can write for kin though
even up in the flatlanders meet the hillfolks zone
I still haven't started writin for hallmark, darlin..
I'm sure you've been wonderin'....

Ode.. lol
Wonder what Bab's would say..
Prolly tell me she's a paralegal and I can write whatever I want.
Best lookin woman on the planet and I'd never break her heart..

Excuse me.. sorry Barbie
not bab's.. my ex old lady
just another test to see if she reads me
ain't ya proud I've learned to restrain myself cause of the kiddies?

beer can jenga
betcha never played that one
kinda like dominoes cept with aluminum and words
and susie kissed tommy from what I heard :P
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 8
The Dog Pound for Kittens
Posted: 3/28/2011 10:15:09 PM
no worries darlin.. I'm the same guy that all of you girls meet.
I ain't much worried about it. And you will no doubt never be ready for the dog pound.. but, that makes you pretty to me. Ironic, eh?
 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 1/4/2011
Msg: 9
The Dog Pound for Kittens
Posted: 3/29/2011 5:27:22 AM
Thanks for the hello! You can change the title any time ya like...
I just thought it would be fitting for our fave dog
he does growl by the way
and bite~ lol...
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 10
The Dog Pound for Kittens
Posted: 3/29/2011 9:05:48 PM
that actually is a tad embarrassing, darlin..
not everyone is like we are.. lol
but, that's their problem
fvck 'em

sex on the beach?
now there's an umbrella drink
they got peaches in north carolina?
guess it don't matter since ya gotta come through georgia

pretty good romance for two folks who don't date
I mention I've got a milky way?
it's real easy to love margo
after all, she's a positive ion girl

still don't think I wanna tackle an ode
had to toss an edit in my haiku cause I got bored
you sure look great on an easel
pretty sure it's your smile

gotta keep the keepers
if you can't see it look deeper
look past the layers
but, she has been known to shoot the piano player
 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 1/4/2011
Msg: 11
The Dog Pound for Kittens
Posted: 3/30/2011 4:44:22 AM
hahahahahaha and its not with my Glock 17 9mm with the extended mag either.....
water guns yes, nerf dart guns yes, sling shots yes, pea shooters maybe, arrows just so long they dont belong to cupid, and a few other things if piano man meets the requirememnts ;) but I will behave myself on a count I respect Miss Rosie, and Im in the mood, and I just ate, and and and... darn I cant think of anything else. Check my PSI's... I think they might be above average...

p.s. if we dated wed just hate each other within two months anyway
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 12
Uncle Kracker lyrics.. can't resist
Posted: 3/30/2011 2:31:34 PM
You don't know how you met me, you don't know why
You can't turn around and say good-bye
All you know is when I'm with you I make you free
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea, I'm singing

Follow me, everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave, I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

I'm not worried 'bout the ring you wear
'Cause as long as no one knows then nobody can care
Your feelin' guilty and I'm well aware
But you don't look ashamed and baby I'm not scared, I'm singing

Follow me, everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave, I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

Won't give you money, I can't give you the sky
You're better off if you don't ask why
I'm not the reason that you go astray and
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/u/uncle-kracker-lyrics/follow-me-lyrics.html ]
We'll be alright if you don't ask me to stay

Follow me, everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

You don't know how you met me
You don't know why, you can't turn around and say good-bye
All you know is when I'm with you I make you free
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea, I'm singing

Follow me, everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me, I'm singing

Follow me, everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me, I'm singing

Follow me, everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me
 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 1/4/2011
Msg: 13
Uncle Kracker lyrics.. can't resist
Posted: 3/30/2011 3:01:23 PM
thats sweet- but Id rather have you as my good friend forever than lose you as a love~
that might not make sense to many people but it sure does to me.
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 14
Uncle Kracker lyrics.. can't resist
Posted: 3/30/2011 3:37:37 PM
sweet my ass.. that was an ode
like I'm tryin to get in a girls pants, yanno?
makin margo paranoid
just rubbin your feet, darlin..
 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 1/4/2011
Msg: 15
Uncle Kracker lyrics.. can't resist
Posted: 3/30/2011 3:52:18 PM
Yeah, your stepping into my fear of commitment of any kind even dating...
but you already know that.

Its still sweet though, and I do love you
as fukced as my little head and heart are that says a lot
now barb me some chicken, get out the sun tan lotion,
and stock up on some real chocolate

but I will eat the Milky Way

word for the day: boomanizer-
 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 1/4/2011
Msg: 16
Uncle Kracker lyrics.. can't resist
Posted: 3/30/2011 5:59:09 PM
boomanizer is a made up word... define it as you wish...
he does scare me sometimes = a womanizer that scares me

I like the new pic and your a priceless gem along with CJ and Rosie-
ox

Brawn is just a dog, lol... but one of my faves
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 17
and, hey ann..
Posted: 3/31/2011 12:01:33 AM
ya ain't a real dom if I scare ya, darlin.. hahahaha
I'm contemporary..

and, hey ann..
you could compete with women in their 20's
but that ain't much of a plan
only politicians kiss babies

I don't womanize.. I smile and say "dance"
only works in the present tense
somethin pops out it ain't my fault
down here it ain't parkas it's halter tops

annbrosia
now there's a new word
ain't gotta explain that unless you're a tard:
belly dancer

dancing with the stars
that ain't an original idea, really
s'pose the french can translate The Cars?
toss in a lil "heartbeat city"

just wanted to comment on that picture
you're a locket
timeless asthetic pleasure
darlin, play it, you got it
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 18
cheryl crow (hope I spelled that right.. I mess up buffett)
Posted: 3/31/2011 6:26:40 PM
"Soak Up The Sun"

My friend the communist
Holds meetings in his RV
I can't afford his gas
So I'm stuck here watching TV
I don't have digital
I don't have diddly squat
It's not having what you want
It's wanting what you've got

[CHORUS:]
I'm gonna soak up the sun
Gonna tell everyone
To lighten up (I'm gonna tell 'em that)
I've got no one to blame
For every time I feel lame
I'm looking up o I'm gonna soak up the sun
I'm gonna soak up the sun
I've got a crummy job
It don't pay near enough
To buy the things it takes
To win me some of your love
Every time I turn around
I'm looking up, you're looking down
Maybe something's wrong with you
That makes you act the way you do
Maybe i am crazy too

[CHORUS]

I'm gonna soak up the sun
While it's still free
I'm gonna soak up the sun
Before it goes out on me
Don't have no master suite
I'm still the king of me
You have a fancy ride, but baby
I'm the one who has the key
Every time I turn around
I'm looking up, you're looking down
Maybe something's wrong with you
That makes you act the way you do
Maybe I am crazy too

[CHORUS]

I'm gonna soak up the sun
Got my 45 on
So I can rock on.
 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 1/4/2011
Msg: 19
cheryl crow (hope I spelled that right.. I mess up buffett)
Posted: 4/1/2011 5:47:17 AM
Good Morning Darlin' (kali merra everyone)
may we all find peace and happiness-
in the little things life brings

ox
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 20
it ain't my ego it's these goddam leggos
Posted: 4/1/2011 3:41:19 PM
butcha gotta admit that rhymes with margo
toss some words together and hand 'em to the musicians; or, don't
morning, ladies
april fool's day don't much effect me
cupid covered that along time ago
but dante does a great archangle
nothing to do with us
but, it's something to discuss
I saw this movie once..........
all women's hearts are the first one
shame about remembering the area code
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 21
where ya at, margo?
Posted: 4/1/2011 11:51:57 PM
nah, I ain't bein nosey
just kinda lonely
it's headin towards 3 on a friday night
I tied myself up and I'm ready to bite!
hahaha

armor ain't as accomodating as amore
I ain't gonna listen to this chic station no more
where the hell is my whiskey?
these love songs just make me thirsty

should have margo text this dj
these fingers are too fat for me to play
wanna play d1ck with the dj, darlin?
I think she's got me blocked or somethin :P

guess she'd never heard kid rock without cheryl crow
or frank zappa describe a real woman on a boat
I've no clue why they don't want me on their show..
so, you'll have to do the textin.. yanno?
 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 1/4/2011
Msg: 22
where ya at, margo?
Posted: 4/2/2011 5:17:20 AM
darlin I wanna do that broom rider side ways
with you listening on the extension
but you cant laugh out loud
cause then I'll spank you

ok laugh... lol
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 23
where ya at, margo?
Posted: 4/2/2011 11:01:43 PM
I thought it was funny. hahaha

real hard to get warmed up at all listening to this station..
my analytical seems to have gone on vacation..
it's pretty much turned my knowledge of current events into mush
dunno why I've still got it on.. no remote I s'pose, huh?

guess I dig acoustic women
they tell me what they're thinkin
now there's an original concept
easier to get when they sing it

shame I dance like a white boy
can't play nothin either but I got a soft voice
like a southern breeze on the first day of spring
didja really expect my accent to be Jersey?

fun entertainin margo.. I'm tellin ya..

got jets flyin out of Lakeland now
2 hours and I can be in Niagra Falls
got one out of Tampa that blasts to the Conch Republic
ain't really a query I gotta run past my travel agent
(maybe my farrier)

south.. always head further south
when you get to the equator you can stop
y'all can keep your polar caps
I'm on this planet to watch women dance

anybody up for a harlequin?
won't be no chapters with a penguin
guarantee ya that
more like sunshine on horseback

and a boat
doesn't matter if it's one ya row
everything's better when you add ions from warm salt water
palm trees with coconuts don't hurt nothin either

arf
 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 1/4/2011
Msg: 24
where ya at, margo?
Posted: 4/3/2011 4:51:54 AM
Palm trees growing out of my lawn when I havent mowed in a few weeks-
cute little bunny rabbits eating from my compost pile-
huge owls landing on my clean laundry line-
the kids covered in ticks swimming with gators-
tan was a year long color and blong steaks never went away-
7-11 wasnt just two numbers-
sand was always in my pants-
flip flops went with Sunday dresses-
so much fun I was skinny-
the rumbling of glass and the sonic booms-
lightening storm shows-
surfing naked-
the sound of motorcyles for over a week all day and night-


darn I miss Florida.......
ox my Brawn and everyone reading
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 25
where ya at, margo?
Posted: 4/3/2011 11:37:14 AM
I dunno what the hell you're tryin to say again, Belly Dancer.
Bet I'm the only guy that calls ya that, eh?
I got the flora thing and all.. but, what's clacinated?
I kinda like that. That a real word or somethin I can use?


edit: ah.. had to read back. nevermind..
nope.. I'm still clueless
sorry.. guy thing
but, nice writing


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