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 Jester614
Joined: 7/16/2011
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An Octopus goes into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument going !" A Pom gives him a guitar which he plays better then Hendrix. An Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better then Elton John. Then a Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes ... The Octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman's says "Whats wrong, can ye no play it ?" Octopus says "Play it ?? ... I'm gonna f*ck her brains out once I get her Pajamas off !!!"
 shakeitupbaby2012
Joined: 8/12/2010
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The Octopus
Posted: 8/26/2011 1:45:42 PM
ha- that joke's really cute

it must have taken the octopuses breath away at first sight lol
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
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The Octopus
Posted: 9/1/2011 8:38:39 AM
laugh! I nearly shat myself!
Forever more I will laugh when I see bagpipes and octopii
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