|who wants to be prince charming?Page 1 of 1 |
|hey ladies a lot of you are looking for a prince charming... or someone on a white horse... looking for a fairy tale wedding right? |
problem is the princess hand to be poisoned and threatened with death first... her family had to store her away for years in sleep in a castle...
oh yeah the prince had to find the castle in a large land... then had to fight through a field of briars to get to the princess.... next he hand to beat the snot out of a flame throwing dragon that was as big as a building...
i mean it turned out alright in the end... but sheesh they had to go through a lot...
ever think about it?
|who wants to be prince charming?|
Posted: 9/1/2011 8:03:16 AM
|The toad and the Biiiit(H|
Once upon a time there was a toad and a Biiiiit(H, living together unpeacefully together, trying to make ends meet.
one day after work toad decides to walk through the shortcut and stops off at a gaybar/cruise club for a rest.
a "queen" comes along and blows the toad, suddenly the toad turns into a prince, charming! - they live happily ever after.
moral:- keep your toad drained and don't let him get waylaid by queens after work.