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 NorthCountyFun
Joined: 2/28/2011
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I've had some interesting experiences on here and thought I'd create a thread that shares a bit of these, hopefully they'll make you laugh.

So here we go, a few of the funnier red flags:

Her: "My therapist told me she can't help me anymore"

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Her: "My therapist told me I've hit rock bottom"

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Me: "I notice you bring up your X a lot in our conversations. Maybe you aren't over him?"
Her: "Oh I absolutely am"
Me: "When did you two break up?"
Her: "I don't know, really"
Me: "Last week? Month? Few months ago?"
Her: "I really don't remember"

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Her: "I've always been attracted to guys who treat me like shit. I'm trying to break that cycle, you are the first one"
Me: "Is this a social experiment? Where's the hidden camera?"

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Her (speaking of her X): "It was a purely sexual relationship. He didn't want anything else from me"
{ a bit later, speaking about the same person }
Her: "I really think we could have had a great relationship"
Me: "Based on....sex?"
Her: "Well...."



Have a great day :)
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