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 vibrantshe
Joined: 3/21/2011
Msg: 3
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LOL!!! Funny because it's true. :) Cuts the same way on this side of the fence.
 Allen02
Joined: 9/11/2010
Msg: 7
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Posted: 9/12/2011 10:08:53 PM
HA! So true all of it...
 pauliesusan3
Joined: 4/10/2009
Msg: 13
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Posted: 9/18/2011 7:33:35 AM
sooooooooo true! thank you!!!!!!
 pauliesusan3
Joined: 4/10/2009
Msg: 14
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Posted: 9/18/2011 7:38:24 AM
5'8" is totally adequate ESPECIALLY
if you make me feel like Im the most important person in your life

and yeah, POFictionary.....awesome
 SunnyBlueSkies23
Joined: 5/16/2011
Msg: 16
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Posted: 9/25/2011 6:24:21 PM
Hahahahahahahaha! It really is!
 SunnyBlueSkies23
Joined: 5/16/2011
Msg: 17
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 9/25/2011 6:27:32 PM
One thing I HAVE to ask.......doesn't it seem like the people who say,"I don't like drama", mean "....if I'm not the one creating it"?? Just throwing it out there.....
 jpwrnglrwmn_forumsonly
Joined: 4/23/2011
Msg: 18
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 11/18/2011 11:21:16 AM
Hmm, I have one to add from a recent experience dating someone off this website , if their profile only reads "My life is somewhat mysterious. Ask and perhaps I will tell you." That might mean they have some bigger issues that they won't reveal until later. . Also, if their profile says they live in Culver City, but they really live in another location, or they state their height as "6' " , but it's really more like "5 ' 10" , then one should wonder what else they are lying about. :l
 Kansasflyboy
Joined: 11/3/2005
Msg: 24
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Posted: 11/20/2011 9:30:12 AM
If they stay out of the tattoo parlors, they have a much greater chance of being respected.
 Leo_pard_
Joined: 1/17/2010
Msg: 27
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 12/1/2011 3:37:44 PM
Women seeking men: common terms

Voluptuous: This is what a fat girl says when she has not come to terms with the fact that she is, indeed, fat.
BBW: This stands for "Big Beautiful Woman". It also means "I'm fat, but I'm ok with it."
Free-spirited: Synonym for filthy hippy slut.
Shallow/Superficial: You are shallow and/or superficial if you do not like fat chicks.
Not skinny, but not huge: Synonym for voluptuous.
Real man: Synonym for **** whipped.
Knows how to treat a lady: Synonym for real man
Outgoing: A girl who admits to being outgoing, in all actuality just ****s every guy within a 5-mile radius.
Independent: Synonym for feminist dyke
"My friends say..." or "Some guys tell me...": This is the beginning of a sentence that is a lie

"Not a ho": She's a ho.
"Easy going": Easy.
"Fun": Your results may vary.

As I researched, I found that 99% of all terms found in women's profiles mean one of nine things. They are:
I'm fat
I'm ugly
I have no social skills
I'm fat
I'm a slut
Even my mother hates me, mainly because of the fact that I'm an unbearable ****
I'm fat
I'm letting myself go and have the self-esteem to match.
And last, but not least... I'm fat.

Men seeking women: common terms

Sensitive: Also known as in the closet. Synonym for "gets beat up frequently."
Romantic: Will do anything to get laid.
"Want to hang out?": Translation: "Want to have sex?"

There were fewer hidden meanings in men's profiles. Guys are pretty much:
Queer and/or get beat up, or
Want to get laid.

Please note that there are some good looking men using online dating sites. These men will either kill you, or they can only get off via sexual practices so disgusting they can't find a paid professional to do the dirty work.
 not dolly
Joined: 4/9/2009
Msg: 30
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Posted: 12/5/2011 1:17:55 AM
Good one.... SNAP!
 lindsayb83
Joined: 10/20/2011
Msg: 31
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Posted: 12/5/2011 4:37:12 PM
You are amazing! Ha!
 isa92314
Joined: 8/27/2010
Msg: 34
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 12/11/2011 11:22:37 PM
with all due respect, what is wrong with my dog sleeping on my bed since that particular side is unoccupied anyway!
! live in high altitude so no fleas! smile
 isa92314
Joined: 8/27/2010
Msg: 35
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 12/11/2011 11:28:55 PM
i just recently found out that it is a common practice for men to increase their height by 2 inches, it get's really funny when they try to tell me that I am not 5.8 but 5.10 in order to explain their shortness!
I have also been told by a date that it is common practice to reduce your age by 10 years according to him that is just how the game is played and if you want to play you go by the rules, smile I guess that makes me 37, I have been playing wrong all along!
ok so anybody looking at my profile I apologize for my boring honesty I am 5.10 and 37!
I am wondering now are the 25 year olds that are emailing me realy 35?
 isa92314
Joined: 8/27/2010
Msg: 36
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Posted: 12/11/2011 11:33:17 PM
that is cool!
I love it, had no idea athletic means small breasts, but is actually correct, at least in my case!
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