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 Hesrunninwild
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Bad Mouth Billy goes to school one day and the teacher announced they're going to have a spelling bee.
Teacher: "ok can anyone tell me a word that begins with the letter A"
Bad Mouth Billy instantly has his hand in the air, but the teacher knows what he's going to say so she calls on another student.
The student replies "apple" and the teacher says "correct !"
Teacher: "ok can anyone tell me a word that begins with the letter B"
Bad Mouth Billie instantly has his hand in the air, but the teacher knows what he's going to say so she calls on another student.
The student replies "ball" and the teacher says "correct !"
Teacher: "ok can anyone tell me a word that begins with the letter C"
Bad Mouth Billy instantly has his hand in the air, but the teacher knows what he's going to say so she calls on another student.
The student replies "car" and the teacher says "correct !"
This goes on and on and finally the teacher asks if anyone can tell her a word that begins with the letter "R"
The entire class is stumped but Billy who has both hands waving . The teacher can't think of one bad word that begins with "R" so she hesitantly calls on Billy who replies:

"RAT ! A BIG FRICKIN RAT WITH A PECKER THIS LONG "
 Vannili
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Bad Mouth Billy
Posted: 10/28/2011 6:52:14 PM
Thank you!this is frickin funny
 PaMike1200
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Bad Mouth Billy
Posted: 11/12/2011 11:08:54 PM
Heard that joke 40 years ago, still laugh at it.
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