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 MotoGPatrick
Joined: 9/5/2011
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In the spirit of "damn you autocorrect" anyone have any funny profile typos?

This one is off a different site but I am not going to say where or who and include only the funny part. Someone forgot a letter B.

"be upfront with me , no drama or eating around the bush."

There have to be more of these out there.
 IgorFrankensteen
Joined: 6/29/2009
Msg: 2
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Posted: 10/30/2011 7:08:20 AM
I don't have any, but thanks for this laugh.
 ms-stang2012
Joined: 12/24/2012
Msg: 3
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Posted: 12/28/2012 3:11:48 PM
Omg Patrick, that was funny!
Ive reread it like 3 times.
Thanks for sharing!
 OhSix
Joined: 7/4/2007
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Posted: 12/28/2012 5:09:33 PM
There is no point in eating around the bush. Come to think of it, didn't bush go out with the 90's
 Sweetheartedness
Joined: 11/21/2012
Msg: 5
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Posted: 1/4/2013 2:30:11 PM
OMG......I loved your post. Made me laugh...and couldn't stop!
 MotoGPatrick
Joined: 9/5/2011
Msg: 6
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Posted: 1/5/2013 4:36:49 AM
"I drink scotch and drive a stick shift, but I like wearing cute little dresses."

Hopefully all three are not combined with LA traffic.
 Solemstanding
Joined: 6/4/2009
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Posted: 1/10/2013 2:12:38 AM
Lmao thats freaking awesome!
 REAlandREALISTIC
Joined: 11/18/2012
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Posted: 1/11/2013 6:32:48 AM
Some of my favorites:
"I am a nympo" Might want to take a break long enough for spell check?
"I like exorcising" Priest, maybe? Definitely hanging with the wrong crowd.
And my all time favorite, "Let's meet in a pubic area" I'm giving him points for honesty!!
 MotoGPatrick
Joined: 9/5/2011
Msg: 9
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Posted: 1/14/2013 2:23:27 AM
^^Those are very funny as well.
 slimholly
Joined: 2/1/2009
Msg: 10
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Posted: 6/13/2014 3:14:49 PM
Had to resurrect this thread... just saw on a profile a guy who said he does his own cooking and his own laundry because he's "self significant."

:D Self sufficient maybe?
 ClooneysTutor
Joined: 3/30/2014
Msg: 11
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Posted: 7/20/2014 12:20:44 PM
I'm not Irish.

I'm Scotch
 FlipFlops4LIFE
Joined: 11/18/2015
Msg: 12
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Posted: 12/10/2015 1:35:51 AM
"I'm looking for a sole mate."

"Let's meet in a quite place and talk."

"I hope your adventurous."
 LexiInMDR
Joined: 8/25/2015
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Posted: 12/31/2015 8:08:01 PM

hi ma name is prabh .... me basically from india .... i m fun loving guy me find a friend on this site .... me a good dancer mw won the two compitition of dance .... me love music me luv dance .....


India??? Sister, it sounds like you got hit on by the Cookie monster from Sesame Street! XD
 Kodanshi
Joined: 9/19/2015
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Posted: 2/19/2016 12:10:17 PM

"I'm looking for a sole mate."


Someone looking for a fishy friend? Or perhaps a foot fetishist!?
 LAEPF
Joined: 3/18/2016
Msg: 15
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Posted: 3/31/2016 9:39:59 AM
ha, ha, ha...people are so illiterate.
 caballerosiempre
Joined: 12/5/2015
Msg: 16
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Posted: 3/31/2016 8:15:49 PM
I am a discrete person..hopefully yes they are distinct from other people..not Siamese twins?

probably meant, "discreet"?
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Posted: 4/11/2016 3:19:47 AM
"I want a man who for him money is no option."
 Kodanshi
Joined: 9/19/2015
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Posted: 4/11/2016 3:25:05 PM

I am a discrete person..hopefully yes they are distinct from other people..not Siamese twins?

probably meant, "discreet"?


She means she's not a concrete person, haha!
 OTTO BONN
Joined: 4/20/2006
Msg: 19
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Posted: 4/16/2016 4:15:11 AM

Like camping, family, four wheeling with friends. Drinks and music, bomb fires and smores.

Fire in the hole!

After giving it a lot of thought, I am chaging my profile.

Might want to chag it one more time.

It will be continue.....

Que sera sera.

Looking for fun n sax.

Tenor or alto?
 FindingMyWay406
Joined: 2/13/2016
Msg: 20
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Posted: 4/20/2016 2:13:41 PM
Lol that is funny stuff :)
 OTTO BONN
Joined: 4/20/2006
Msg: 21
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Posted: 5/2/2016 2:33:32 PM
i wood like no gams. i thanks there website are for most people to talk. i am on here to have fun met people. get laid. go places in enjoying life. take the boat to the lake. geting naked wen i can. and having sax on the boat. you should be geting the drift of wath i want in my life. it is ez i no wath i want. so tall me wath you want in your life. i like blonde and beunettes and tanskin. i work hard to kep my boby in good shape.

Data error reading drive C. Abort, Retry, Fail?

i lick some one lick to have fun and thats out goin just lick me.

From the profile of a woman looking for a woman who licks to have fun, just lick her.
 ksuser
Joined: 7/17/2018
Msg: 22
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Posted: 8/24/2018 8:37:51 AM
MotoGPatrick "Funny profile typos"

I got a message from an old ex dater, because he see's that I'm online. I just ignored him, but he would not stop. So I messaged him told him I was not dating anymore. And that I appreciated all that he did for me (which was nothing), we were never intimate or even kissed. We went to the fair together, and had dinner another night. That's it!!!
First he insults me by saying, it sounded like I got my shit together. Then said, if I ever wanted to get out to call him.
Then nothing for a couple of hours then he sends me this:
Why can wen get together now
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