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 rhonda333
Joined: 9/7/2011
Msg: 1
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Here's one for you guys. Me an another girl were sitting at a bar (no tables) having a drink after a business meeting. It was about 6:30- a time when most of us had at least a couple. This middle aged guy teeters over to us, and after a few opening remarks he says, "Say I have an idea- why don't you girls come home with me- You can go through my dead wife's closet".

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Most interesting pick up line
Posted: 1/25/2012 3:18:28 PM
how about we look at some of the most interesting rationalizations women have told themselves to justify never sticking their necks out in courtship?

we could start with 'i'm old fashioned,' except it fails to meet the standard of being interesting.
 Secondhand_Lion
Joined: 11/10/2008
Msg: 3
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Posted: 1/25/2012 3:47:35 PM
I don't need a pick up line, I just walk up, bend over and pretend to pick up a 100.00 bill right under their bar stool (my bill of course)......no woman has ever allowed me to walk off with that money without saying something.
 KatWing123
Joined: 3/6/2011
Msg: 4
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Posted: 1/26/2012 1:05:21 PM
^^^^^ freaking GENIUS!!! I'd totally fall for that too. Heck, it could be a $20!
 bethesdafoodie
Joined: 1/2/2012
Msg: 5
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Posted: 1/26/2012 1:20:31 PM

I'd totally fall for that too. Heck, it could be a $20!


Think we could negotiate it down to a $10 bill? Alexander Hamilton really wants to meet you.


Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course…
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.

Want to have pizza and sex?
*After the obvious No*
What, you don't like Pizza?
 Secondhand_Lion
Joined: 11/10/2008
Msg: 6
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Posted: 1/26/2012 1:36:22 PM
"KatWing", it does have one small flaw.....it's that feminist with a can of pepper spray that swears she dropped it.
 NolitaFairytale
Joined: 10/4/2011
Msg: 7
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Posted: 1/26/2012 4:13:13 PM
Oh wow, that first one was AWFUL!
 Stray__Cat
Joined: 7/12/2006
Msg: 8
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Posted: 1/26/2012 4:35:39 PM
I'm just hoping one of mine
doesn't end up snickered at in here.
LOL

Carry on.
 SweetLilGTP
Joined: 10/22/2010
Msg: 9
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Posted: 1/26/2012 6:26:35 PM

I don't need a pick up line, I just walk up, bend over and pretend to pick up a 100.00 bill right under their bar stool (my bill of course)......no woman has ever allowed me to walk off with that money without saying something




May I use that?

That's definitely a way to get their time for an hour or so.
 BMB81
Joined: 1/2/2012
Msg: 10
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Posted: 1/28/2012 2:31:25 PM
Once, this man walked up to me and told me that my breasts were so big that they would make his****look small and he has a big**** Then he asked me if I would drive him home because he was drunk. I called him a cab.
 awboard
Joined: 11/29/2011
Msg: 11
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Posted: 1/28/2012 4:43:59 PM
How do you like your eggs in the morning...fertilized?
 DomG79
Joined: 3/12/2011
Msg: 12
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Posted: 1/28/2012 4:59:47 PM
I use this one at work, and it makes them laugh: Hey, you come here often?

Where I live, we have a local newspaper called "Busted" and it has people's mugshots in it, it is released every week. I use that in another pick up line "Hey, I seen you in Busted. Wanna go out sometime?'

Do these work? Not really, but the laughter is endless.
 ipiano
Joined: 1/15/2012
Msg: 13
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Posted: 1/28/2012 9:27:15 PM
By far, the absolute worst was "Bey haby, funna wuck?" No, I did not purposely alter the spelling to avoid offending anyone, that is exactly how he asked it.

After getting a disgusted look and me walking away, he shouted at me, "So I guess a blow job out in the parking lot is out of the question???"

Duh.
 DomG79
Joined: 3/12/2011
Msg: 14
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Posted: 1/28/2012 10:12:12 PM
I like "nice shoes, wanna f*ck?" You compliment her shoes, then you cut to the chase. This one doesn't work either, but it is funnier.

Are those space pants? Because that a$$ is out of this world.
 lauramae18
Joined: 11/22/2011
Msg: 15
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Posted: 1/28/2012 10:16:48 PM
My chair is broken, may I sit on your. . . Lap?
Pretty decent success rate
 --Zen--
Joined: 6/29/2011
Msg: 16
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Posted: 1/29/2012 2:18:04 AM
^haha yeah that would work.
Anything more imaginative then 'Do I know you from somewhere?' or 'Where are you from?' deserves attention.
 1234deleted1234
Joined: 10/8/2009
Msg: 17
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Posted: 1/29/2012 6:57:34 AM

I don't need a pick up line, I just walk up, bend over and pretend to pick up a 100.00 bill right under their bar stool (my bill of course)......no woman has ever allowed me to walk off with that money without saying something.

Gee, and back in elementary school we just dropped a pencil if we wanted a peek up their skirt...I guess old dudes need to use money...
 ipiano
Joined: 1/15/2012
Msg: 18
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Posted: 1/29/2012 7:18:56 AM

it works...


It didn't with me.


and he got under ur skin didn't he ? hehehe


I wanted to run him over with my truck.


believe me.... it'll come full circle one day with you and him....


Dear Lord, I hope not.


the balls on that GUY


Yeah. I wanted to kick them.


somehow it is attractive to women.


Surely you jest...
 AngelofHonesty
Joined: 1/4/2012
Msg: 19
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Posted: 1/29/2012 9:12:30 PM
By far the cheesiest line ever....

guy: Did it hurt?
me: Did what hurt?
guy: When you fell from Heaven?
me: No because I have wings and stuck my landing, but it will hurt when you watch my fine ass walk away....!!! ( I know I crack myself up at times...LOL)
 onlydateIF
Joined: 11/15/2011
Msg: 20
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Posted: 1/29/2012 11:36:19 PM
^^^^@msg 1:-yeah I had a guy tell me 'I know you want to take me home with you" He did NOT respond to the 'YOU PSYCHOFREAK!^#%*' look, and said it again, I told him I'm not that type of woman, yet he STILL tried a third time! mighta been a professional predator? Now THAT was too weird!...Glad he doesn't know my address
 onlydateIF
Joined: 11/15/2011
Msg: 21
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Posted: 1/29/2012 11:42:49 PM
^^^^^^^Well Christ, Jesus is a couple milennia old-fashioned now, ha? Does that make your username more interesting? Bet those old time religion folks and antique hunters luv to chase you down for being old fashioned. Whaaa, you didn't tell me its a secret-sheesh
 1234deleted1234
Joined: 10/8/2009
Msg: 22
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Posted: 1/29/2012 11:51:41 PM
I walked up to a girl and her friend in a shopping mall, introduced myself, gave one my phone number and told her to call me-----we were married for 18 years.

Saw a girl at a club looking at her phone...I walked up and said: "Well, if you insist! then read off my phone number---------We dated for a year.

Saw a girl crying at a bar a few seats away, she was arguing with a guy but kept looking at me. Using my peripheral vision once when she looked at me, I faced her and mouthed :I'm sorry" then looked away. She sent the guy away finally and started talking to me------we dated for a few months. Turns out she was trying to break up with the guy because he was never emotionally there for her...

Most of my other girlfriends approached me first.


Usually I'm pretty direct if I approach.


No stupid lines or childish games....
 amethystdancer14
Joined: 8/27/2011
Msg: 23
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Posted: 1/30/2012 6:20:33 AM
Well at least its more effort than the "Hi how are you" or "hey sexy"
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
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Posted: 1/30/2012 6:37:31 AM
Back in my retail days, I worked with a guy from England and his favorite line is:
"Excuse me. Do you have English in you?"
She answers "no".
"Would you like some?"
 lauramae18
Joined: 11/22/2011
Msg: 25
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Posted: 1/31/2012 6:28:39 AM
I've only ever been Italian by injection
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