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 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 1
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.Page 1 of 2    (1, 2)
Al though this story is from 2009 looking at worlds dumbest lastnight this happen to be 1 of the top stories they made fun of..

i'm trying figure out if the man forgot where he was or if he really thought the doll was a real woman otherwise you couldnt have waited to atleast get home in private lol was it that serious? wow

then agian some of the messages ive gotten off of here lately makes me think theres more then a few men out of the bunch that would get caught or have been caught for a worse crime then feeling up on dolls..




http://www2.wjbf.com/entertainment/2009/feb/06/man_caught_making_out_with_blow-up_doll_in_parking-ar-215341/
 damsel19
Joined: 2/22/2012
Msg: 2
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/3/2012 3:28:24 PM
I think it was a set up. Why would he have a blow up doll with him in a carpark anyway? Hilarious!! He may have out of his mind or high as well.
 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 3
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/3/2012 5:40:43 PM
an you know what they said he told them he was going to go buy some clothing for them or her the doll/dolls that he wasnt doing anything yet people are walking an driving by in broad day light seeing all this..

first of all if you got caught humping a doll in public i would think you would come up with a better exscuse then Oh i was just getting ready to buy some clothes for my plastic ladies friends really sir?? atleast he could of said they where for a bachelor party or something..
 Darkbutcomely
Joined: 4/20/2011
Msg: 4
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/3/2012 6:04:38 PM


THAT is too funny.......
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 5
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Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/3/2012 6:11:19 PM
You sure that it was a doll and not just some hooker that he found on the corner???....lmao

Thinking here....there are some that it just might be hard to tell the difference....

cd.......
 egowitch
Joined: 6/5/2011
Msg: 6
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/3/2012 6:25:11 PM
I hope he at least bought her dinner first !
 boninibaby
Joined: 12/3/2011
Msg: 7
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/3/2012 6:26:53 PM
Maybe he's an exhibitionist and that is his partner???

I dont know why people do what they do ,but thats what makes the world such an interesting place.
 couplesfun4u
Joined: 12/4/2011
Msg: 8
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/4/2012 6:35:20 AM
Just maybe she was better sex than his wife or girlfriend
 darthbanker
Joined: 2/14/2012
Msg: 9
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/4/2012 6:41:05 AM
I wonder if he'd just watched the movie Lars and the Real Doll and thought that was a great idea, but he didn't have the 7 grand so went for the $50 version.
I guess a town will get behind you, support you and your mental/emotional problems, for a real doll, but if you go cheap they arrest you.

I wonder if he would have been arrested if the doll was clothed.

I wonder if he bit her nipple, tore it, and it sounded like a rape whistle.
Then when the police got there they were sickened by this dead deflated doll.
The rookie goes over by the trashcans and throws up, the veteran sergeant stands there eating a donut, and they have to chalk around the doll and some poor sap has to call "inspected by number 12" (found in the box, packaging, not the dolls...well) over in China to let her know what happened to her inflatable daughter.
What a sad day.
 SlaveDriver8
Joined: 2/29/2012
Msg: 10
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/4/2012 6:48:37 AM
Very drunk and/or on drugs would be my guess.
 want to travel
Joined: 7/29/2006
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Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/6/2012 8:10:13 AM
the question was it good for the 'doll'
thats so funny!!!
 ncdamsel
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 12
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/6/2012 10:17:48 AM
Message: I hope he at least bought her dinner first !


probelly didnt,,, !!!
 Helloitsmeyourlookingfor
Joined: 7/23/2009
Msg: 13
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/6/2012 10:23:50 AM
I just don't get it. I get women toys all day long. But dolls and vacuums, and fake vaginas.... nah. Me and Rosie Palm with her five sisters and a little porn is good enough for me.
 AngelofHonesty
Joined: 1/4/2012
Msg: 14
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/6/2012 12:36:35 PM
Shoot I want a blow-up doll of me, so as many men can stick me as possible...LOL , Hey people are f.cking animals so I consider this story mediocore....think about it!
 Helloitsmeyourlookingfor
Joined: 7/23/2009
Msg: 15
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/6/2012 1:28:13 PM
Just looked up the story...... lol I know that area.

Now if he was only "making out" as the story line states, how was he arrested and jailed for $6500 bail???? Not using sound at work , so I can only see the video.... they keep panning to the blow up doll....LMAO.

How attractive, put my stick into a piece of plastic with painted on lipstick..... who hoo!!!! NOT
 funinsun32
Joined: 9/1/2011
Msg: 16
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/6/2012 5:43:32 PM
Another very good example of why I quit trying to figure people out and why they do what they do
 funinsun32
Joined: 9/1/2011
Msg: 17
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/6/2012 6:59:41 PM

If you believe all that sh*t is true you must believe that Santa really owns a toy company and makes toys. LOL

WTF? You mean he doesn't? I feel so betrayed and deceived!!!
 Secondhand_Lion
Joined: 11/10/2008
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Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/7/2012 12:45:16 AM
Damn! people, if I had thought you would get that bent out of shape over it, I would have taken her in a public restroom. She had a slow leak and would have been flat by the time I got her home.
 JerseyGirl2008
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 19
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/7/2012 5:19:44 AM
A freak who was caught making out with a blowup doll in a public parking lot?

More than likely, he's probably one of the many head-cases I've met from Plenty of Fish.
 Secondhand_Lion
Joined: 11/10/2008
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Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/7/2012 2:10:03 PM
^^^^^I resent that!.....we've never met.

If I were to see a guy with a blow up doll....it would be a dead giveaway that he was a highly decorated POF veteran.
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/8/2012 9:51:40 AM
Ah its ok Secondhandloin,
we understand.....
you saw a hole in Miss Dunlop the naked rubber lady as she was 'losing air' and started 'Vulcanizing' her hole shut! lol

Live long and prosper!


beam me up Uhura!
 Secondhand_Lion
Joined: 11/10/2008
Msg: 22
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Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/8/2012 1:16:55 PM
^^^Well, thanks bilby, but I guess the romance is over until I save up another 29.95.....after achieving penetration, she flubbered straight up in the air about thirty feet, and now resides on a neighbors ham radio tower.
 Pomose
Joined: 5/21/2011
Msg: 23
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/17/2012 8:04:05 PM
[Angelof Honesty: I want a blow up doll made of me] As always halarious comeback, and hey if you were to get the royalties off it then why not.
 PittsburghVixen
Joined: 6/27/2009
Msg: 24
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/17/2012 8:22:59 PM

I bought my guy friend a blowup snooki doll


Isn't that some kind of oxymoron, or something...?
 DerekDiabloCBC
Joined: 11/5/2011
Msg: 25
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/19/2012 4:19:56 AM
Darthbanker and Secondhandlion have the funniest responses.

As for me, if I want to provide a blow-up doll, or excuse me, the young lady in question with a bit of fore-play in the form a bit of wild, one-sided, television-suited "making-out"; well then, brother, you can more or less kiss my grits.

The arresting officer(s) would be challenged by my claim that, "My chick is hotter than yours. Oh no? Prove it!" They would then be confronted by a machismo-oozing, violent-by-nature appearing, anarchist who obsesses over politics and lawyering demanding that they prove that their wife (if they have one; truth is studies show that cops buy 63% more blow-up dolls than the general populace, butt-plugs as well), is indeed hotter than our stoic young lady.

They would be confounded. One would submit a doctored photo of a second-hand Stepford wife, another Broomhilda's older cousin. They could not beat my little darlin'. Forget about it, when they make robots available that can perform the duties of a woman and that look and feel realistic, women will be on the way of the vcr. Really though, not only would I make-out with a blow-up doll if I felt so-inclined, I might buy 10 of them (they wanted me first), douse them with olive oil (first pressing), and take to writhing and plunging wherever my appendages might go. While the whole mess might be a bit lifeless and empty in some dystopian way, I'll eat some hallucinogens (prolly mushrooms so it won't last so crazy long) and really get into it.

The music is another matter. Also, the lighting. The temperature both of the air and the dolls would be important. Also, remote-control internet porn with a water-proof controller would make it really hot actually. This thing of ours is getting better. I think I'm gonna go lather up the nearest intimate objects and do my best Fabio impersonation.

I've been banging this beautiful young chick for the past week but homegirls in my gang got beef with her, so I brought her out to an event on saturday and had to physically defend her against attack. Then she was shocked by the way I defended her. She then tells me that we can't date because she can't take it, today she tells me she wants to be in a relationship. We get along great too; she's a weed-head. hairdresser, mixed-race Traditional Skinhead Girl who listens to the best music and is Vegan and loves to cook.

I'm a mixed-up kid. This week is WMC (Winter Music Conference) and ULTRAfest down here in Miami. Within the Electronic Music scene, my scene and style (DUBSTEP!) has and is taking over. We have the hardest style. I am about to more than likely undergo a music and hallucinogenic experience over the course of a week to the magnitude of the Merry Pranksters. Along the way, the streets and clubs are already littered with the hottest girls in America wearing very little who mainly all are attracted to me. I also get us into any party or event and introduce them to the top dj's. There is so much opportunity for sex with multiple hott girls, that I do not allow myself to focus on that, so as not to miss the (more significant than women) reason I am there;

to get really ****ed-up and trip and hear the most insane, mind-bending, futuristic, heavy-Bass music ever created.

But yeah, blow-up dolls never did anything wrong to me. Now if I made out with a Tranny that would make me gay, so no thank you. No matter how hot she was...
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