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 *rem*
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Well steak n bj day has cum n gone. Yes really..I hadnt heard of it before either so as you do, I googled it. Top of the list is a website that has info about meat (types of steak) and how to beat it (not types of steak or for the faint hearted). They also have "instructional" videos on various bj techniques like "The Corkscrew" "The Hummer" "The Scarf" etc etc.
In my experience very few women have much idea what theyre doing down there so my question for the ladies is:
How many styles do you know? Would you watch a video to improve your technique?

Question for the guys: Have you ever had one so bad you told her (or him
) to stop?
 ControlledFolly
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Posted: 3/17/2012 6:54:12 AM
Generally i am grateful to even get one, but once i had to ask her to stop she, was that rough i thought i was going to be circumsised.

then there was this time at band camp.....

In the interests of balance i am all for a wine and cunnilingus day though its only fair.
 ControlledFolly
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Posted: 3/17/2012 7:15:56 AM

Yep, sounds fair, though I think I prefer Steak and BJ personally.


Add some Ice cubes and you have a deal :)

Its not coincidence that a great sex life and good communication go hand in hand. After asking her to stop there was indeed many hours of practice afterwards, which left her free to do the same so its all good.

I dont think a good blowie is about the technique but more about the enthusiasm. Someone who is just going thru the paces stands out a mile, and frankly i wish she didnt bother.

On the other hand you know when you are on to a good thing when she looks up and into your eyes while shes doing it, then for obvious reasons you ask her to slow down, and she responds by smiling and speeding up.

So enthusiam > technique every time.
 *rem*
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Posted: 3/17/2012 7:36:06 AM


In the interests of balance i am all for a wine and cunnilingus day though its only fair.

I thought that was a prerequisite to any action at all!

All the techniques and stuff make it too clinical., unless she's so used to them that she doesn't even have to think about what they're doing.

Reading a car manual doesn't mean you're ready to drive does it?

So enthusiam > technique every time.

I think real enthusiasm shows in the technique . Otherwise you end up with the free circumcision mentioned before.
 ControlledFolly
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Posted: 3/17/2012 7:50:20 AM

I agree that communication is very important, but its much better when its all taken care of and nobody has to say anything.


I am quite fond of the finding out bit in between too, then there's the experimenting, then theres the practice and lastly perfecting it all.

Then you can dip your toes into fantasies at any point and hope they dont run away screaming
 ControlledFolly
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Posted: 3/17/2012 8:12:10 AM
Sid the sexist! what a legend, think i might make a POF profile and call it 'The silver Tongued Cavalier'

Hey pet do you like fruit? well suck my****its a peach!

or

Do you like chicken? Suck my****its foul.

Thanks for the laugh newcastle lad :) And i am sure that a splash is better for you than a pot noodle so i put that down to a near miss.
 vlad dracul
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Posted: 3/17/2012 8:34:53 AM
any of you remember porn star john holmes? he was a flash sod, he
used to show the women how to do a bj by doing one on himself

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Holmes_(pornographic_actor)

this is in the wiki article, honest


After Holmes fell on hard times, he prostituted both her and himself,
 *rem*
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Posted: 3/17/2012 9:09:10 AM

d watched some dvd to see if I could improve my technique, I don t think you can ever be too **** y where BJ s are concerned!!


Hooraaaaaay! Thats one out of many.
I wonder why there aren't more women contributing here?
 *rem*
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Posted: 3/17/2012 1:03:34 PM

...and she's making that horrible gagging noise. Do men really find that a turn on???
yes, becauase it's a feeling of empowerment


NO because i'm not explaining to paramedics why I have a hardon and a dead woman in my house
 Marquis_de_Michaelmas
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Posted: 3/17/2012 2:33:38 PM
Doesn't all depend on the size of the WILLY?

No Gagging - SMALL
Some Gagging - AVERAGE
Gone blue in the face and having choking convulsions - BIT OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW!

Apart from the novelty effect, its not really that much of a turn on and prefer them to stick to the other end!
 *rem*
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Posted: 3/17/2012 6:41:49 PM
You can't wheedle your way out of the deal. Its Steak & BJ!
Hmmm... Make mine a ribeye sandwich and i'll have both at the same time. Dinner for 2!
 *rem*
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Posted: 3/18/2012 11:54:11 AM
Excuse me while i set the mood for you guys...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3okb3kuts

Please continue
 *rem*
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Posted: 3/18/2012 12:09:19 PM

What next pie and beer, whilst farting to football..

Eat whatever you like as long as you take that cleansing enema..
 ControlledFolly
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Posted: 3/18/2012 12:11:49 PM
Love this thread

Women would have you beleive that they need to be romanced, but the reality is its the prospect of having a damn good shagging session that is getting them to consider their single status.
I Love women
 ControlledFolly
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Posted: 3/18/2012 12:37:11 PM

Steak and BJ for one just isn't gonna work.


Note to self ; If i see my partner buying steak - make sure i have a thorough shower at the earliest opportunity, buy chocolate body paint and get some viagra.

I dont sleep with someone with the intent of it being a quick jump, or something that lasts forever, sometimes it fizzles out after a loud bang, sometimes its a damp squib, it can last a day, month or years. Worrying about it all is futile in my opinion. it lasts as long as its meant to.

Im not looking for casual sometimes thats what i find, but hey one things for sure a steak & BJ is something i would never forget. I think knowing that you were memorable is a nice legacy to have even if it was never meant to be in the long run. But why someone wouldnt put the extra effort into keeping someone who offers a steak and BJ is beyond me!

I feel that like all relationships, one day at a time is best, and with any luck that one day will blur into many more. As soon as expectation comes into play is where it all goes wrong.
 Nottinghamfellow
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Posted: 1/9/2013 5:34:56 AM
I dont eat steak. I have never been asked to stop but have told someone to! He had the frightful believe that to gnaw like a rodent on the tip (piss slit) was something i would want. Even after i told him not to do it again he did, so that was the end of that. I agree with ibake recipients like different thing so either ask/say or go through various styles until you find the one that works. Saying that I have stopped before when there has been no feed back.
 Chuzz16
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Posted: 3/6/2013 9:56:00 AM
Well, you learn a new thing every day!
I was once told, there was no such thing as a bad one. :))



Saying that I have stopped before when there has been no feed back.

I don't know why that sentence made me gag a little bit? :))
 DAFT_DOG
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Posted: 3/6/2013 9:59:50 AM
i will admit, i`ve always preferred giving than recieving in that department ( not saying i dont enjoy it of course ! ) :O)
 Chuzz16
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Posted: 3/6/2013 10:13:51 AM

a lot of women are told a lot of things about blowjobs, which leads to some of them having some ideas that are a bit off of the mark, to say the least.


Maybe some fellas dont get it as often as you do, and are a little more thankful . ;))))


vvvv They only fake it if they want to get it over with. ;)
x
 Nottinghamfellow
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Posted: 3/6/2013 12:09:23 PM
Sorry Chuzz I didn't mean to make you gag! :O) I meant verbal or was it oral feedback. :-)
 TheRe-SownRose
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Posted: 3/6/2013 3:56:00 PM
I shan't partaking this year but if I had a lovely man in my life of course I would! Steak isn't my best dish though hmmm and as for BJ's it's been so long that I've had cause to give one I'm not even sure I remember how to do it!!
 ~Hams~
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Posted: 3/6/2013 4:58:49 PM
I like my steak well done Rose!
OT - I'm not sure if I'll take part either due to the horse meat scandal as you don't know now days if your eating beef or not.
 TheRe-SownRose
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Posted: 3/7/2013 6:58:34 AM

its all about 14 April - Cake & Cunnilingus day :-).


Oh, I don't like cunnilingus, it's boring, can I swap it for something else?
 Nottinghamfellow
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Posted: 3/7/2013 7:07:27 AM
What type of cake? Fondle Fancy?
 Nottinghamfellow
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Posted: 3/7/2013 8:58:46 AM
Lol. . Ace! :-) 'Give the woman you love, a double muffin. . On cake and cunni day. . ' new advertising slogan in the making. . I shall never be the same when I walk past one of those american muffin stalls again. . .
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