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 WiseBurro
Joined: 11/25/2011
Msg: 2
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Jesus(from on the cross) replies to Moses,
"I can see your house from here!"

ah, that's better.
 Twitch369
Joined: 1/17/2012
Msg: 3
Joke about Jesus Christ
Posted: 4/12/2012 5:50:07 AM

Jesus threw the first rock because he didn't commit any sin.

Actually it's "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.", not sure if you meant it to be literal or not, but in fact Jesus did have sin. In addition to original sin it is impossible for anybody to live their life without sin. This is what Jesus was preaching by this comment. Sorry to get so literal, but figured I'd throw that out there. What's more is that passage was not in the original New Testament so it is highly suspect that the event even truly occurred.
 TedJMill
Joined: 7/6/2005
Msg: 4
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Posted: 4/12/2012 6:59:40 AM
A version I heard:

Jesus came upon a small crowd who had surrounded a young woman they believed to be an adulteress. They were preparing to stone her to death.

To calm the situation, Jesus said: "Whoever is without sin among you, let them cast the first stone."

Suddenly, an old lady at the back of the crowd picked up a huge rock and lobbed it at the young woman, scoring a direct hit on her head. The unfortunate young lady collapsed dead on the spot.

Jesus looked over towards the old lady and said: "Mom, sometimes you really piss me off."
 LastSunset
Joined: 8/19/2011
Msg: 5
Joke about Jesus Christ
Posted: 4/13/2012 9:14:28 AM
I heard another version at an Irish wake. It was in the form of a toast.
"Let he who is without sin, be the first to get stoned"
 DJAA125
Joined: 9/26/2010
Msg: 6
Joke about Jesus Christ
Posted: 4/13/2012 6:10:39 PM
Two of my favorite Jesus quotes:

Jesus Saves... and Gretzky SCOOOOOORRRREEEESSS!

Jesus saves souls.... and redeems them for valuable cash prizes....

lol!

Cheers,
Dan
 optimismfirst
Joined: 2/29/2012
Msg: 7
Joke about Jesus Christ
Posted: 4/15/2012 8:56:58 PM
What's Jesus doing when he picks at his wrist? when he got hung on the cross?
He was chewing on his nails!! haha
 KorageHu
Joined: 10/29/2011
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Posted: 4/22/2012 5:01:21 AM
his career is more of the KK joke
 AmericanPieQT
Joined: 10/1/2009
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Posted: 3/1/2013 1:50:51 AM
A drunk is walking through the woods when he comes about a stream, he is shocked to see a priest standing in the water. The priest becomes him to come closer, so he does.

The Priest: Tell me son, are you ready to FIND JESUS?

The drunk: Sure I'll give it a go.

So the priest dunks the drunks head under the water and pulls it back up.

The Priest: Tell me son...DID YA FIND JESUS?

The Drunk: Nope not yet.

The priest slightly annoyed dunks his head again, pulls it back up and asks he question.

The Priest: Tell me son...HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS?

The Drunk: Still not found him.

All annoyed the priest grabs his head again dunks it and holds his head under the water for a minute bringing him back up he asks.

The Priest: Tell me son...DID YOU FIND JESUS?

The Drunk: Are you sure this is where he fell in?
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