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The Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, Cleveland Steamer all have definitions but I don't know anyone that's practised them. The donkey punch... Yeah, that's a classic and I'm pretty sure more than just a few have implemented that one with or to their partner.

As for the monster hog and anal... Anything is possible. All you gotta do is try.
 tjl503
Joined: 9/29/2011
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Posted: 5/17/2012 9:42:36 PM
Ah, these questions are right up my alley, well not the nine inch schlong one but the slang terms. As for big weiner anal you need a very open minded individual and lots of lube, you can find plugs and other stretching techniques that they use before you put big willy in. Haven't you ever watched porn?

As for the dirty sanchez, that's just gross. It's when you smear crap on someones upper lip. The donkey punch is a more useful one, it's when you are hitting a girl from behind doggystyle and right before you bust you punch her in the back of her head so she tightens up. There is the angry pirate where you kick her in the shin and bust in her eye so she hops around on one leg covering her eye yelling Arrrrr. Many more where that came from, some of them are useful and some are gross. Most all of them will guarantee a few nights if not life in the dog house.
 jennink26
Joined: 3/11/2012
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Posted: 5/17/2012 9:45:14 PM
lol if anyone did the dirty sanchez or donkey whatever to me, he would be in a world of pain once I got up
 MutedEnthusiasm
Joined: 7/8/2011
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Posted: 5/17/2012 11:34:16 PM

… can a guy that is very thick and 9" get a woman to agree to have some anal sex play?

In a word, yes. The girth is likely to be more of an issue than the length, given the female anatomy involved, and he can wear a donut if need be. But women will indeed have anal sex with a guy that’s thick, even in the upper 5-10% range, and enjoy the sensation.

It can be a long-term goal to make it pleasurable and it’s better if there’s no rush. But the anus is a muscle like the vagina, and it can be trained to relax far beyond the size of even the largest penis.
 RD2112
Joined: 8/7/2010
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Posted: 5/18/2012 2:44:08 AM
Have had a couple girls do ATM. One did it more than once and we were drunk. The other just got caught in the heat of the moment and just did it. I tried to pull away and she insisted. There went the kissing for the rest of the day.

Not something I would ever ask for...fo-sho.
 christyis4real
Joined: 7/6/2011
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Posted: 5/18/2012 3:31:30 AM
I tried to receive anal the other day with a larger penis, and I couldn't take it even with lube. I almost started to cry, so we stopped. Vag. sex with him makes me sore down yonder so i don't think it's gonna happen unless we work at it constantly. ;)
 IgorFrankensteen
Joined: 6/29/2009
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Posted: 5/18/2012 4:26:59 AM
I'm not into anal myself, but from a logic standpoint, I would suggest, that since plenty of people manage to extrude some fecal logs of much greater dimension than you describe, that this would indicate that their physiology would be able to handle your "log" heading back the other way. You just have to coat it with...never mind, I don't care to ponder it further.
 onehappyfellow
Joined: 9/21/2008
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Posted: 5/18/2012 4:49:39 AM
It must be possible but not for everyone. Guys do it to guys and there seems to be some who prefer to be on the receiving end.

If you want to try it then try it. Some people don't want to miss out on any experience even if they try it once and don't like or repeat it.
 The_Sheldonator
Joined: 7/23/2011
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Posted: 5/18/2012 5:43:53 AM
If anal has never been done, go get an anal trainer kit from your local sex shop. Use lots of lube and be sure to RELAX. It might take a few days of training, but then the real thing wont be too bad. The key is to GO SLOWLY when starting, and tell the person to just stay in place for a sec for everything to get used to the sensation. Once in and any pain has essentially subsided, speed can start to be picked up.
 no_1_bby
Joined: 5/3/2006
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Posted: 5/18/2012 8:59:27 AM
I'm sure that somewhere there are people that engage in anal sex when the guy is larger than average.

I'm not one of them.

As for those other things you asked about.. yeah, not something I would do or enjoy.
 Boricua Papi
Joined: 10/8/2007
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Posted: 5/18/2012 11:19:05 AM
Amazing how many women find this topic and similar topics interesting...mmmmmm
 bullie62
Joined: 3/14/2012
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Posted: 5/18/2012 3:54:52 PM
I'm sure you've heard of fisting........ and if a man or woman can get their fist up a woman's arse, then certainly even the largest dong is gonna get there too.

It's all about working your way up to that size and learning to relax.

Good luck to ya.



bullie~
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
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Posted: 5/18/2012 7:33:41 PM
good lawd......my ass checks slammed shut just at the mere thought!

but yes, I have seen things quite larger than a 9 inch penis go into the ass in various movies........
I would think one would have to really enjoy anal to relax enough for it to happen though.

As for the outrageously immature acts us grown ups have to look up on Urban Dictionary......any guy that tried any of those things on me would learn a new definition of sorry.
 hockeyc999
Joined: 12/21/2011
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Posted: 5/18/2012 7:39:32 PM
Im 9" and open for any ladies wanting such an experience lol :P
 JustMary65
Joined: 5/26/2008
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Posted: 5/18/2012 8:38:52 PM
Not to bust anyone's bubble...but too much anal play with things too big can result in a prolapsed rectum...which is something that would need to be repaired surgically---no thanks. I won't say some anal play is a bad thing...but the notion of fisting etc....I'll pass.

The ATM nonsense is also stupid.....especially if the parties playing aren't using some barrier....the rectum has feces in it....and I sure wouldn't want that in my mouth or inserted back into my vagina.....that's just begging for some bacterial infection...no thanks.

Porno isn't reality......no one ( unless high or drunk ) would simply let some over sized phallus be shoved up their arse and say....yeah...hit me harder.....OUCHIE!!! And the ones who do, I'm guessing from 'training ( or is that straining of the anal sphincter muscle) the arse hole to accept things in when most stuff is pushed out pay a bigger price down the road.

I guess working in the medical field for the past seven years has been an eye opener...lol. Too each their own....a little bum fun is okay----but the extremes can have some far reaching problems that folks don't even think about....just saying.
 Abercrombiecam
Joined: 2/9/2012
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Posted: 5/18/2012 11:04:21 PM
Anal was never that exciting for me, of course maybe I just needed to find a girl that actually liked it.
 ohenryx
Joined: 3/12/2010
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Posted: 5/19/2012 8:46:07 AM
Been there, done that, did not buy the t-shirt as I was afraid I might be arrested for wearing it! A lot of fun with the right woman.
 stpaulguy77
Joined: 10/1/2010
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Posted: 5/19/2012 9:32:55 AM
I agree with you. Good old wild sex is good.
 thecatrascal
Joined: 4/21/2012
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Posted: 5/20/2012 5:04:40 PM
you mean people actually have anal sex and admit it? lol.

Why? What's next, ear canal penetration? Nostril penetration? Eye socket penetration? Watch out ladies, soon they will want to put it in your urethra.
 Helloitsmeyourlookingfor
Joined: 7/23/2009
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Posted: 5/20/2012 6:05:04 PM
Yeah..... I guess I must be getting old when a smack on the ass is about as violent I get during sex. Don't get all that crazy shyt. I remember in college one of the kids in the dormroom was the son a video store owner. He used to bring the nastiest S&M vids and like 30 of us (guys and girls) would watch it. Some of the scenes us guys were holding onto our junk as if we were feeling their pain. Yeah.... no thanks. I prefer to please a woman with pleasure not pain.
Regarding well endowed anal. Its possible. I think that lube is only one factor. I mean a woman's wetness is good enough if she gets really wet and she is experienced. Taking your time and her being relaxed are what I see as the key. Most women who like it, say its the best orgasm. My preference is to have a nice vibrating bullet in there while I am inside her Vag. If you have a Dolphin (or something that has two bullets) then you can use the other one on her clit. Then the convulsions start :)
 bullie62
Joined: 3/14/2012
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Posted: 5/21/2012 9:42:44 AM

She enjoyed it without any pain and we agreed to do it every few months because of the time and the labor involved.


Seriously???? OK if my partner isn't willing and WANTING to spend a lot of time exploring, playing, changing things up, etc... then he can hit the low road. Men/Women who only want a vanilla sexually experience, meaning "one and done," are missing out on the entire sexual experience.

tsk tsk



bullie~
 Technoartisan
Joined: 3/12/2012
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Posted: 5/25/2012 5:27:50 PM

But maybe someday we will find those ever elusive guys that are willing to throw caution to the wind!! If you ever do, send 'em my way!


Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Pick me! Pick me! ;)
 SSC-SAF
Joined: 5/20/2012
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Posted: 5/25/2012 8:50:59 PM

My preference is to have a nice vibrating bullet in there while I am inside her Vag.


I hope there's something attached to the end of that bullet, because anything you put into the back passage should have either a flanged (flared) base, a string or cord that won't pull off, or a handle long enough not to go in. Emergency room workers see a surprising number of folks who had something stuck up there that kept on going too far to pull out. Unlike a vagina which has a finite size, there's nothing to stop the item from continuing inward.

[/safety police]
 dailysugar
Joined: 2/22/2011
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Posted: 5/25/2012 10:40:17 PM
Oh, Christ. The back door entrance again. I personally have tried it and don't prefer that route. It's quite overrated. Anatomy has much to do with this, I'm sure, and what fits delightfully well in one ass, just might not in another. So, to each his own, but anal AND Dirty Sanchez aren't welcome in my neck of the woods. ;)
 HappyRocker
Joined: 8/13/2011
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Posted: 5/27/2012 9:50:59 AM
Donkey Punch and Dirty Sanchez .... Apparently I still have lots to learn!

How about the Reverse Seagull ... That is where you lie in wait (that's right, just like Chuck Norris not sleeping) naked on the beach. Have a packet of french fries with you ... Seagulls LOVE french fries (We call them "chips" in Oz). Sooner or later a bunch of seagulls will gather ... the more the better. Leap up, grab one grasping it with a drumstick in each hand and impail it on your by now erect and throbbing member ... sorry girls, you'll have to sit this one out.

You can then run about the beach waving your arms and squarking in reply to the struggling (I'm sure in extacy) seagull. What an orgasm for you both!

A word of warning though ... be sure to pull the seagull on "doggy style". If you grasp the wings and pull it on in the "missionary position" it will peck heck out of your belly button.
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