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 grantfl80
Joined: 7/21/2011
Msg: 1
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I searched for funny profile headlines, but didn't find anything. I thought it would be fun to track funny headlines that you have read, used, or come up with!

-Sorry, my best photo is a mugshot :(

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 Blah_User_Name
Joined: 8/27/2011
Msg: 2
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Posted: 6/30/2012 9:51:48 AM
Latest funny one I've seen and I've seen a few :-


Satisfaction guaranteed or your orgasm back
 ExitingTheStage
Joined: 5/25/2011
Msg: 3
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Posted: 6/30/2012 5:01:01 PM
Click for virus! < ; ))) ><
 maninthemask92
Joined: 6/14/2012
Msg: 4
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:11:51 PM
I've seen a few funny ones, although I like to think that my current one is funny.

Headlines I've come across:
So a baby seal walks into a club...
I moustache you a question
You stink
Looking for dove in a soapless place...
 MaximumPower
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 5
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Posted: 7/2/2012 12:09:12 AM
Who reads the headlines? You're supposed to look at their pics.
 mustlovemotorcycles
Joined: 3/19/2012
Msg: 6
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Posted: 7/3/2012 9:04:51 AM
My favorite are the various forms of "Willing to lie about how we met."
 toronto_gal2012
Joined: 5/31/2012
Msg: 7
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Posted: 7/3/2012 1:50:00 PM
one I have not seen but made up: Plenty of Fruitcakes
 ShelbySask4friend1
Joined: 2/10/2005
Msg: 8
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Posted: 7/4/2012 4:31:54 AM
My favourite one I used is- My mom says I am kind of a Big Deal... You can not look conceited this way, as your mom has said so...
 Swankasaurus
Joined: 6/25/2012
Msg: 9
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Posted: 7/12/2012 4:23:05 PM
plentyofFreaks!
 NameNowTaken
Joined: 3/28/2009
Msg: 10
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Posted: 7/13/2012 1:13:53 AM
"Most want Prince Charming. I want my Aladdin!"
Don't get it? Go (re)watch Aladdin =)
 The_Big_Slim
Joined: 5/11/2011
Msg: 11
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Posted: 7/13/2012 11:51:51 PM
At the moment, I am using "I got a Dig Bick" ...... with any luck they will re-read the headline and get a chuckle.
 grantfl80
Joined: 7/21/2011
Msg: 12
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Posted: 7/14/2012 1:05:50 PM

At the moment, I am using "I got a Dig Bick" ...... with any luck they will re-read the headline and get a chuckle.


Hahahahaha! Awesome.

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 grantfl80
Joined: 7/21/2011
Msg: 14
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Posted: 12/23/2012 8:33:48 AM
Irony: Women with implants want "REAL" men...

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 LiterateHiker
Joined: 11/30/2012
Msg: 15
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Posted: 12/26/2012 11:24:43 PM
"Get me off this website!"
 Worbug
Joined: 4/23/2009
Msg: 16
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Posted: 1/4/2013 1:23:18 PM
"You probably don't meet my standards either"

Seemed to up the traffic to my profile. Eeven though I only date in real life and am only here for the forums
 venusenvy777
Joined: 11/19/2008
Msg: 17
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Posted: 1/13/2013 1:49:47 PM
"Mountain Man neds tamin" ...And man he sure looked like it ahahahaahhahaha
 Soul-play
Joined: 2/26/2009
Msg: 18
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Posted: 1/13/2013 3:31:52 PM
I've tagged a few along with my own comments:

"I'm a girl with the personality of a dude” - This is such a turn on for about seven minutes.

"Enigmatic" - You're 21 years old. You're about as enigmatic as what's about to come out of my toaster.

"Let's try this" - Oh, why not? I thought, let's not try this, but no one was interested.

"Just courious"- Intreeging.

"Live like we're dying" - This sounds like the perfect date. Let's hook up and pretend we're in the final stages of cancer before we both imitate the throes of death and collapse on the ground in a crumpled heap. Then, dinner?

";)" - The perfect way to show that you're clever without being able to think of anything clever to say.

"Fun, outgoing, brown eyed lady" - If your eye color is so important that it needs to be in your headline, don't wear sunglasses in your profile picture.

"I won't give up" - Apparently people don't understand how creepy it is to say this before you even meet someone. Try waiting a year or so before telling me you'll NEVER LET ME GO.

"What's poppin?" - Firecrackers? Rice Krispies? Your zits? What the hell is wrong with you?

"Creepers, perverts, and weirdos will be ignored" - ****.

"Let's get a lil mud on the tires... :)" - Please don't explain this.

"Would you like a sweet cuddle bunny?" - You haven't even met me yet and you're giving yourself a pet name?

"I’m the fish that gets thrown back in the water :(" - I dream of the day I meet a girl that gives me my first suicide note. This is my chance.

"Can U Love a Tranny?" - Can, or will?

":) Get it while it’s hot!" - How much for extra toppings?

"They say it happens when you least expect it...” - Like right after you advertise it on the world’s biggest free online dating service?

"??????" - ??????

I've got more if anyone's interested...
 venusenvy777
Joined: 11/19/2008
Msg: 19
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Posted: 1/13/2013 3:37:39 PM
Ahahahhahaha too funny !!
 struckwithboredom
Joined: 4/27/2013
Msg: 21
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Posted: 9/4/2013 3:44:31 PM
HA! That's my profile headline!
 Iredurbio2
Joined: 4/18/2013
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Posted: 9/9/2013 12:36:16 AM
I've always been partial to "How high are you?"
 Rodneylr72
Joined: 6/6/2009
Msg: 23
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Posted: 9/29/2013 11:09:04 AM
My current one "Not "legally" retarded.
 drivingharmony2
Joined: 6/23/2013
Msg: 24
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Posted: 10/5/2013 2:15:55 PM
I found a profile name that I thought was funny and clever: BALDisBETTER
Of course, belonged to a bald man, and kudos! to him. Thought it was a great profile name.
Could actually be used as a funny headline, too.
 Post_PrepatoryLIFER
Joined: 8/19/2013
Msg: 25
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Posted: 10/8/2013 7:45:55 PM
I like the classic Hitch HIkers Guide reference 'Mostly Harmless' .
Most funny quotes I find; are from movies. Like It Puts the Lotion On the Skin - Or It Gets The Hose Again.


I'm Feeling Fat & Sassy! Beer to the Square Root of A&W Only. I'm my own best friend.
Anything Mel Brooks i.e. “We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming quickly.”
 ~ History of the World.
Let's Be Co-People- Ron Burgundy

“I fart in your general direction. "~ Monty Python You gotta quote some Monty.

We are a Horny Species.~ Some Random Dude.
 Post_PrepatoryLIFER
Joined: 8/19/2013
Msg: 26
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Posted: 10/8/2013 7:47:19 PM
To add ^^^^
"A jester unemployed is nobody's fool."
~ Danny Kaye- *adores that man*
 NotElvisJunior
Joined: 6/8/2008
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Posted: 10/13/2013 8:11:53 PM
Eh, I've been too lazy to change mine....

"Does the internet make my butt look big?"


Though I think I really should trade it in for another comedic one.
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