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 wink558
Joined: 1/8/2013
Msg: 1
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Lately I been thinking about hitting up a gloryhole but am a little nervous. Been reading that they are lots of fun and want to try. I would only be interested in being on the receiving end.

I would like to hear others experiences when they went to gloryholes, both men and women. Was it as much fun as it sounds? Were you the giver or receiver?
 rob4320
Joined: 2/7/2011
Msg: 2
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Posted: 1/26/2013 10:45:11 AM
I never tried.
But if I were you I'd be worried of what you would catch from a total stranger.
 bibliophile1
Joined: 12/11/2012
Msg: 3
gloryholes
Posted: 1/26/2013 11:00:12 AM
Wouldn't that be a bit ew? I mean you wouldn't even know what they look like...
 raxarsr
Joined: 7/10/2008
Msg: 4
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Posted: 1/26/2013 11:33:58 AM
or what sex they are

personally.....i'd rather play with live grenades
 Hearton64
Joined: 12/18/2012
Msg: 5
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Posted: 1/26/2013 11:40:20 AM

I would only be interested in being on the receiving end.


Just a little nervous, huh?
If I had a d*ck,I wouldn't be able to trust the person
on the other side not to slice/bite it off.
 Fatuglybaldcreeper84
Joined: 1/5/2013
Msg: 6
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Posted: 1/26/2013 11:47:31 AM
I'm glad I don't know where any glory holes are because I'd probably be going there 3 times a day. A hole is a hole a little heat in there I don't give a crap :)
 rob4320
Joined: 2/7/2011
Msg: 7
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Posted: 1/26/2013 1:30:14 PM
@ Fatuglybaldcreeper84
"A hole is a hole a little heat in there I don't give a crap :)"

Umm, you don't have any pets do you?
 boomer_sky
Joined: 12/31/2012
Msg: 8
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gloryholes
Posted: 1/26/2013 2:50:35 PM
any one know were to find one in calgary
 Secondhand_Lion
Joined: 11/10/2008
Msg: 9
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Posted: 1/26/2013 4:34:13 PM
Oh yeah OP, this sounds like a great idea...maybe when you're done, you'll spot your sister's car in the parking lot...hopefully not your moms. LOL

What ever happened to the old fashion paper bag?....at least you knew who's face it was covering. LOL
 Inicia
Joined: 12/21/2007
Msg: 10
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Posted: 1/26/2013 4:38:54 PM
I only read this post because, I had to see Second hand lions opinion.. as usual laughed my ass off.. never a dull post thanks..
 Jimbonator62
Joined: 6/11/2006
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Posted: 1/26/2013 4:43:34 PM
Go for it,,it is i kick
 Secondhand_Lion
Joined: 11/10/2008
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Posted: 1/26/2013 6:04:44 PM
^^^^Uh huh, I know where you've been!....just wondering, how do you know it's a female on the other side of that hole?...or does it matter to you? The Russian roulette aspect must also be a spine tingler.....you know, the possibilty of your willy looking just like her cruel hateful exhusbands. I wonder if they carry a pair of vice grips or a hammer in their purse for just such an occasion?

Inicia, Oh goodness sweetheart...I'll behave, these men would kill me if I caused you to laugh your ass off.....looks like a real nice one from what I can tell....we couldn't imagine you without it!LOL
 rob4320
Joined: 2/7/2011
Msg: 13
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Posted: 1/26/2013 8:13:40 PM
Reminds me of a joke:
Mrs. Smith husband died and she could not bear being without sex so she cuts his Penis off before the funeral.
She brings Mr. Smith home and nails his penis to the wall. Every night she mounts Mr. Smith until she's satisfied.
One day her neighbor Dave peeked in her window and saw what she was doing.
Dave always had the Hots for Mrs. Smith and thought this was his opportunity to bone Mrs. Smith.
The next day when Mrs. Smith was gone he sneaked into her house, took Mr. Smith penis off the wall and cut a hole into the wall. (gloryhole)
Dave waited and saw Mrs. Smith drive in so he quickly pulled down his pants and stuck his penis into the hole hoping to get enjoyment from Mrs. Smith.
Mrs. Smith comes into the room with a kitchen knife, slashes the penis off the wall and says "come on honey were moving."
 Quasimodo11543
Joined: 7/21/2010
Msg: 14
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Posted: 1/26/2013 8:37:14 PM
Personally, I'd rather drink kerosene, then pi$$ into a campfire then visit a gloryhole. You're a sick puppy, seek help.
 funnygirl_13
Joined: 6/24/2012
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Posted: 1/26/2013 8:49:48 PM

or what sex they are


Haha... I'm pretty confident women don't participate.
 Hapworth
Joined: 9/23/2009
Msg: 16
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Posted: 1/26/2013 8:57:20 PM
The OP is a man, and I just love when men who are clearly horny come to the forum and ask porn-fantasy questions as if they were completely normal.

EXAMPLE: Hey, everyone. Just curious if anybody has ever thought about f***ing an entire football team. Responses from men and women appreciated.
 Inicia
Joined: 12/21/2007
Msg: 17
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Posted: 1/26/2013 9:26:30 PM
ok the whole name "glory holes" if it is so glorious to have any available hole regardless of whom is attached to the whole I guess it is no wonder so many women bank on the power of P***Y rather than the persuasion of personality.
 mfforal38
Joined: 10/13/2012
Msg: 18
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Posted: 1/26/2013 9:30:46 PM
It could be a dangerous game, I already have my glory hole .. I put a ring on her finger.
 funnygirl_13
Joined: 6/24/2012
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Posted: 1/26/2013 10:28:36 PM
@ Hapworth

Just to clarify, my "women don't participate" was intended as a response to an earlier poster's question re: why the OP would consider doing something like this when he doesn't even know if it's a man or a woman on the other side. :)

I can't seem to get Bruce Springsteen's song out of my head now. You know the one.
 Secondhand_Lion
Joined: 11/10/2008
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Posted: 1/26/2013 10:55:26 PM
^^^^Which one?....."I'm on fire"? LOL

I bet you dumbasses have a silent prayer before sticking your willy through that hole. The perfect storm...PMS, angry at the boss and ready to quit, a book of matches, some lighter fluid....and YOUR D*CK Damn Sam, did you see that?.....a low altitude meteorite...or was it Richard Pryor? LOL
 2hotcougar
Joined: 3/29/2011
Msg: 21
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Posted: 1/27/2013 4:11:44 AM
i met a man that was reay into that he said it was a great feeling but my nails was to long
 eattoplease55
Joined: 10/22/2012
Msg: 22
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Posted: 1/27/2013 4:13:53 AM
naaa not me....last thing Im looking for is a guy who likes sucking.....rather see and feel a womans head along with the rest of her physic!...
 rob4320
Joined: 2/7/2011
Msg: 23
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Posted: 1/27/2013 6:36:57 AM
Thats the point of a glory hole- You dont know whos on the other side.
Maybe your sliding it into a sheep or a hole in a warm Watermelon, maybe a toothless 90 year old woman?
Its Risky!
Will you pull it out with a disease? Will you pull it out covered in poop? Will you pull it out still attached in one piece?
OUCH
 Pinky127
Joined: 1/7/2012
Msg: 24
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Posted: 1/27/2013 6:43:38 AM
How could a guy be that desperate
 Gauldie-locks
Joined: 6/17/2011
Msg: 25
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Posted: 1/27/2013 8:26:22 AM
Never appealed to me, I just imagine either rather wiffy willies, or very nasty teeth on the other side :hurl:
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